ITT I win Mothas
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Topic: ITT I win Mothas
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Subject: ITT I win Mothas
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:45pm
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So we're going home from school today, and we're behind a bus, ok whatever.
So then we are stopped behind a bus, and an arm comes out the back window, and something shiny comes out and hits by our car. Ok, they're throwing stuff, whatever I can let that one slide. Now, it happens again, now I'm pissed, you do not **edited** with another mans automobile! So then I being the passenger, get out of the car, walk up into the bus and calmly tell the bus driver that his kids are throwing quarters and stuff at our car and its total bull**edited**. So then the busdriver gets crazy mad and storms to the back of the bus. With his back turn I decide its best to throw the kids in the back of the bus the middle finger, then walk off. Then as I'm walking around the bus, I throw them the finger gain. So tl;dr, I win you middle school **edited**es |
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:47pm
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:49pm
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Dave: 1 Obnoxious Kids: 0 ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:54pm
Dave 3 kids 1 They got him with quarters, giving them 1, then dave told the driver, giving him 1, tying the score, then the two flipping offs gave him two more for a game winning total of 3 points. |
-ProDigY- wrote:Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:57pm
| atleast you got some money. |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:57pm
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It was all one event, so one could argue that Dave one the event as a whole. You simply decided to split the event into three seperate events. In closing, Lemon-Lime Powerade is kind of gross. -------------
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:58pm
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Oh ya, and the finger both times was the double bird.
Dane Cook style x2 The lady in the car behind us didn't seem to understand, but its ok. |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:58pm
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:00pm
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If we're bringing bonus points into the equation then Dave gets mad bonus points just for being so damn hot. That would bump the score up to like Dave: 10,000,020 Kids: 0 -------------
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Posted By: EYES
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:02pm
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No, you are all wrong. Since you are including both of Dave's seperate actions of flipping the bird, you must include the kids' two seperate actions of throwing change. So the final score would be: Dave-3, kids-2. Case closed. ------------- 
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:16pm
^The man has a point. Overall, I still think it should just be... Dave 1, Kids 0... because it is only one event. |
Posted By: Squirrel Master
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:21pm
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You should've followed the bus to their house and shoved the quarters down their little necks.... ------------- ROCK IS DEAD!!! Long Live Paper and Scissors |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:32pm
So a whole football game is settled with one point. The altercation that took place in the vicinity of the bus was multiple actions, one event. The total would be, as previously stated, Dave 4, extra point for style and stealth, and kids 2, for two succesful hits. |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:44pm
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I wouldnt mind havin kids throwin their quarters at me and who in their right mind would not accept "free money" from senseless brats and you may never know, when you happened to pull up beside a city bus and out of the blue someone tosses out maybe a bag of stash or somethin of real value......would you be angry? ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:48pm
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Hmm, dave won. Anyway, i agree that lemon lime powerade is gross, along with the rest of the flavors of powerade. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:54pm
Umm..If I threw small rocks at your car would you be pissed? /end hypothetical situation. Its the principal man, **edited** the money. |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 4:36pm
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Rocks is another story....throwing away money? ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 4:42pm
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"This forum does not and will not condone the act of throwing hard objects at people." This is a star strikeable offense, meester. |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 6:27pm
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Waaaait a Minnute , Paintballs dont count ?
------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 6:30pm
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lemon lime powerade isn't gross. your crazy. ------------- 
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Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 11:45am
I still remember that thread. ------------- 
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:11pm
You should have been like: |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:31pm
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Do that in my 'hood, bullets would be flying and the busdriver would be beaten Adam Sandler style. ------------- 
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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:36pm
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Although I take Dave's side, I would have to say
Dave - 0 Kids - 1 If you've ever ridden on a bus, you know that if the bus driver gets mad at you all they can do is yell, and just remember, Dave didn't take the liberty of remebering which window it was to tell which of the kids did it. If it were me I'd have walked up asked to talk to the kids, and if she let me on, run to the back anbd kicked him in the chest. That's the manly way of dealing with kids. ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 2:01pm
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Next time I'm going to get the police involved. Even if there is no report filed, I at least **edited** up some kids days by them having to spend an hour on the bus.
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 2:31pm
the wierd thing is my bus got pulled over casue we were throwing coins out the window. and my friend got yelled at and i was trying not to laugh. ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |