Joke version 1.232650
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Topic: Joke version 1.232650
Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Subject: Joke version 1.232650
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:32pm
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What's the difference between emo kids and ferraris?
I don't have cut up ferrari parts in my basesment. ------------- X |
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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:33pm
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people actually like Ferraris.
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:37pm
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Ferrari's get girls.
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:41pm
Ferrari's are dead shexy
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:41pm
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Ferraris are cool. 360 Modena is awesome. |
Posted By: Solipsism
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:47pm
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Ferrari's aren't worthless. -------------  http://solipsism.ath.cx - solipsism.ath.cx |
Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:51pm
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ferrari's don't wear girls jeans ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:02pm
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What in everyones definition is an emo kid? Just curious.
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:03pm
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you're 60% emo... 40% metalcore weirdo... ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:04pm
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2. Emo
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. ::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry:: -------------
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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:05pm
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hhmmm I see it as really just some one who listens to emo music yellow card coheed and cambria ex ex...... ------------- 95 base neon 3.0 cai, knifedged crankshaft 60 mill throttle body,14 crane cam crane springs/retainers eagle rods port matched/ polished intake p&p head shaved .015 phantom grip diff dohc exuast |
Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:06pm
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Frozen Balls is on fire tonight... YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!
hahaha ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:07pm
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According to Frozen's definition i am not an emo kid. Not that im
calling myself anything, but anyway yes i listen to hardcore, death
metal and some other stuff. While at the same time i listen to
softer things, depending on my mood.
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 10:11pm
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you most certainly don't listen to hardcore or death metal... why weren't you at converge tonight at the church? ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 11:32pm
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AHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA... wait, still not funny ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: *(New) Fnd Glry
Date Posted: 27 October 2004 at 11:56pm
haha. Yellowcard emo. heh, Yellowcard is just about as emo as New Found Glory (yea, I know the irony--you don't have to point it out). Coheed is worthy, but Yellowcard is too pop-ish to be emo. ya see, to emo kids, pop is evil, and should only exist to make the emo scene more exclusive. it's a balance, you see... kinda like good and evil ------------- Pimpin' since May 26th, 1987 |
the_blade wrote:Posted By: Solipsism
Date Posted: 28 October 2004 at 12:00am
What Death Metal bands do you listen to? ------------- http://solipsism.ath.cx - solipsism.ath.cx |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 28 October 2004 at 6:18am
Hardcore and metal should never be in the same sentence. Whoops. ------------- 
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 28 October 2004 at 10:11am
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any bands that talk about slitting their wrists... probably emo...
cheer up emo kid!!! |
Posted By: Jet87
Date Posted: 28 October 2004 at 10:47am
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That defenition that Frozen Balls gave reminds me exactly of this one kid at my school and he is indeed an emo kid. Too emo if you ask me. -------------  "Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution"
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Posted By: rkelley41
Date Posted: 28 October 2004 at 11:30am
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Any song that I can't understand the words to 80-90% of, I don't listen to unless they are instrumental and don't exceed 80 db. ------------- Model 98 Armson barrel Flatline barrel 47psi/3k HPA 20oz CO2 Tippman expansion chamber |
Posted By: *(New) Fnd Glry
Date Posted: 29 October 2004 at 8:15am
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^^^ any band can be below 80dbs....... all you have to do is reach over to that shiny little nob that calls your name every time your ears start hurting. just turn down your stereo
*edit* *spelling error* ------------- Pimpin' since May 26th, 1987 |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 29 October 2004 at 8:21am
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gack emo makes meh sick ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |