funny but gross story
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Topic: funny but gross story
Posted By: zak
Subject: funny but gross story
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:41pm
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ah man ok, so today in school my buddy says hey lets go to hooters tonight good way to kill a friday night so we agree. so we head out to station square (pittsburgh) and get there eat our food have a good time and what not. were walkin around station square and i pull out my can of cope and throw a fatty in and chris say give em one so i do. so we just walked for a while went into the sherton used the bath room and chris is gettin sick so he takes the dip out. we get out side and he says man im gonna puke, i was like no your not your fine. not 2 seconds later he pukes in the middle of the street infront of every one. we get to the car and chris says "dude im to sick to drive" problem is chris is the only one with the license. so brian says ill drive and he does. the whole ride home be and brian are crackin up and haven a good old time and chris is just sittin there lookin dead. so he almost made it the whole 25min ride almost. were about 3 mins from my house and he says hey pull over so brian did and chris went to puke out the window problem is the windows up. so at this point im just amazed that im not throughen up and me and brian are once again pissin our selfs and chris sticks his arm out. well i thought he want us to shut up but aperntly he was tellin us to pull over. yea we fiquerd that out a little to late. once again he pukes all over the truck windshield dash board every wear. so brian just stops the truck and gets out with it in gear i get out( im in the middle of the 2 in the front of an s10) and i look down and im coverd in puke. all on my pants my hoodie in my pocket it was horrible. i wiped my clothes off on the truck chris took his shirt off and cleaned some of it. at this point were 2 minuets from my house so we get in brian hops in the back and we go. but chris has no shirt so he puts up his window and turns the heat on. worst smell ever smelled like swiss cheese and pork. so i put my hoodie up to my face and its coverd in barf. once again i almost puked but some how i didnt. so we get to my house and clean it up and them to leave. it was so disgusting but so funny at the same time ------------- |
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:43pm
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So overall, it was a good day?
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:44pm
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Wait, you had school today?
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Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:49pm
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no i posted it else where last night and pasted it hear and yea it was a good night
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:49pm
wow that sounds nasty ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:55pm
| Dip is sickass, but good story. Yeah, I went to hooters not too long ago, the food was really, really good. |
Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 8:58pm
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the foods good but i was disapointed by the lack of large boobies ------------- |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 9:00pm
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Omgosh its zak! The king of mispella returns!
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 9:02pm
Hooters>* ------------- YONK~!~ |
choopie911 wrote:Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 9:02pm
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hey apu ------------- |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 9:03pm
Me too, we went for lunch, so I'm pretty sure we got the b-team.. they must save the A-line for the night crowd. They were hot, just not well endowed. |
Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 13 November 2004 at 9:06pm
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no we went at night ------------- |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 7:51pm
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Dip is sickass r u saying dip is good or dip is bad cuz dip is god great story |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 7:55pm
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hmm that was... well cool. I like the hooters in Baltimore it's really cool. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 7:56pm
| so all in all your saying that the truck needs cleaned worse then Oj's white bronco? |
Posted By: kiolia
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:02pm
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nice job, way to get wasted.
not. I skated with a coupla potheads in highschool...pretty cool how they're in jail now and I'm in college setting up for a 30K/year starting job (engineering). Also, I have plenty of pocket change to spend on paintball. Therefore, I feel awesome for not smoking pot. Yay. ------------- http://www.kiolia.com/shadowfolk"> 
s'right, I do a webcomic and I update it like every two months. go go! |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:07pm
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:10pm
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I know some kids who smoke pot Kiolia. Guess where they are applying? Ithaca, lafayette, Lehigh, Cornell, Fairfield, UCONN, Marist, Carnegie Melon, Providence, to name a few. What's your point? ------------- 
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:19pm
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I don't drink or smoke and one night my friends were. One friend wanted me to get him a Nacho Supreme from a place open at 2 a.m. I won't do it so he throws poker chips and then a poker table at me. Finally he flls asleep so me and another kid go to the place and leave one kid behind. Wehn we get back He threw up everywhere while my friend watched. Another time He passed out in my passenger seat so we slapped him around so his face was swollen and made him sleep in my car while we slept in his house. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:23pm
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since when was pot involved? I read he was dippin...
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Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:25pm
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Ive only swollowed it twice...Once when I was walking to the treestand and slipped and fell in some mud and when my freind dared me to put as much as I could in while we were fishing. You know your about to throw up when you fill a chill and as sson as you feel it there you go...I dont do that stuff anymore. To expensive and it wasnt that cool.... ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:28pm
dip rocks. I make my own Jack Daniels flavored dip, usually out of Copenhagen or Skoal strait. I have some now made from grizzly strait except it is made with Aftershok liquer, which tastes like big red chewing gum to me.  But yeah I got sick the first couple of times I tried it. It takes some getting used to.------------- 
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Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 8:44pm
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ive made my own burbon too. i chewed grizzly for a while but i cant take that crap no more it so garbage. and there was no weed involed i dont smoke weed none of us do. no alchol eather ------------- |