God vs. Pie
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Topic: God vs. Pie
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Subject: God vs. Pie
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm
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Well, here is the deal. Do you believe in god? Because of late, I have
been drawn off the path of god. I am leaning towards a worship of pie.
it is affecting my ability to act like a man. I mean, I cannot worship
properly, as all the while all I can think of is lucious, delicious,
scrumpcious, blueberry apple key lime pie. So, is god real? For surely god would not allow himself to be cast aside by PIE... |
Replies:
Posted By: Enos Shrek
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm
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YOU WILL BURN IN HECK!
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Posted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm
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Go kill yourself, you don't know what your talking about. God is a panda. Basically. He is like one giant cheese ball. Just my .02 |
Posted By: Shenos Enk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm
| Oh my god, we must all worship the lord or we shall all surely burn in the eternal fires of hell. |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm
| GAWD RAWX MAI SPIRITUALS |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm
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But why? IF god is real then WHY AM I DRAWN TO THE PIE!?!? I am like a moth to a flame, but then another, better flame appears.  |
Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm
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if it wasnt for God there would be no pie there for God owns all ------------- |
Posted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm
| What is hell? |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm
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Wow, arent you guys cool . . .
------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm
But at least I'll have my pie, and that's better than an eternity in heave with NO PIE! |
Shenos Enk wrote:Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm
| ok they should delete your name because enos shenk>you. that's all there is to it. you will deffinetly go to heck if you believe this. you will believe when you're in the firey pits of heck. |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm
DARUR EATS BABIES |
Posted By: Enos Shrek
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm
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YOU KNOW NOTHING OF COOL TUBA PLAYER!
------------- Shut it Donkey! |
Posted By: mutt98
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm
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pie doesnt give life...it takes it away. pie=tons of fat but still very good
------------- i was at a barbeque the other day and there was this chick. her hair was on fire. but she was all about herself. you know the type. "help ME! put ME out!" |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm
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Hell if I know! ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm
I do not understand? How can god control my destiny if the pie is the object of my worship? The pie protects! *salute* |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
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I smell old school IRC prankage. ------------- 
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Posted By: Shenos Enk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
| Darur is a non believer!!! You must convert or you will go to hell forever! |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
| PIE IS SATANISTICAL! GOD IS MAI HOMIE |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
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He thinks like Enos but im thinking its not him... ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
 baby pies? |
Posted By: Enos Shrek
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm
------------- Shut it Donkey! |
Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:17pm
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I think anyone with the word enos or shenk in their name should be IP banned ------------- 
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:17pm
I think he is a worthy candidate for the growing PMOA, Pie Movement of America. Join us or be damned! |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:18pm
You make God angry. |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:19pm
AND PIE  |
Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:19pm
| i really wish we had the IP can working!! these things get annoying. i bet enos will be happy when he sees this guys name!! |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:20pm
THE PIE IS ANGERED WITH YOU!  EAT OR DIE |
Posted By: P8ntBall_Phreak
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:21pm
Dude, you can't blame pie for you marker jamming in the middle of a game. You can't blame pie for that really embarassing time when you paintballed yourself in the foot. You can't blame pie when you run into your teammate and your pods spill out everywhere. When you slide past a bunker and get wasted, you can't blame pie. When you forget to put paint in your hopper and go into a game shooting blanks, you just can't blame pie! PIE IS THE SHIZNIT!!!!  ------------- What I got: Tippmann A-5 Flatline Barrel E-Grip Comp-Air System 88ci 5000psi Evil Scion Psycho Ballistic's Z-Drop JT Proteus Sportz Comm Mask |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:22pm
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*Bump* SPREAD THE WORD OF GAWD! AND Intrude on other humble
cultures with straightedge morals that are equal and overpowering for
everyone.
------------- SATANISTICAL RACIALISTS |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:23pm
A true believer! I concur, comrade. Join us in casting out the pagan worshipers of the false god! |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:26pm
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wow...someone got a little bored eh?
Edit: the time will come when pie comes up from the earth to devour all of you non believers... |
Posted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:27pm
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^ You think so?? ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PIE! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PIE! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ENOS AVATAR! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ENOS AVATAR! |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:27pm
Bored of the false path of religion! I preach the truth! PIE OR DIE! |
Posted By: Enos Spank
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:27pm
I join! |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:29pm
Our numbers are growing, comrades. Soon we will have the power to take over the world with the gretaness of PIE! |
Posted By: Enos Spank
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:31pm
 DON'T BE THIS KID! |
Posted By: Shenos Enk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:31pm
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ZOMG TEH PIE ESH R0X Stair typing has returned |
Posted By: Enos Shrek
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:32pm
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Muahahahaha!
------------- Shut it Donkey! |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:33pm
AVAST PIE RECOGNIZES &n bsp; THE GREATNESS OF SHENOS ENK |
Posted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:35pm
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ALL HAIL STAIR TYPING!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:37pm
AND PIE! |
Posted By: Squirrel Master
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:38pm
 Beware God's Wrath.....teehehe ------------- ROCK IS DEAD!!! Long Live Paper and Scissors |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:39pm
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Enos spank and Shenos Enk are my favorites. them>pie. ------------- 
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:39pm
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Beware God's Wrath.....teehehePosted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:39pm
AND MY SIG!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:42pm
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rofflecopters and pie |
Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:43pm
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'Lo shenk, tu as pie?
------------- SATANISTICAL RACIALISTS |
Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:45pm
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:46pm
The pie has decreed that you are an enemy. GO now, go before you are stricken! |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:46pm
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i see the light......
of pie... |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:47pm
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Posted By: Enos the Shenk
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:49pm
Would you like to join, friend? -------------
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Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:50pm
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Pssh, I ate your pie for dessert. ------------- X |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:53pm
Was it scrumpssscccciousssss? |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:55pm
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mine was lemon. -------------
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Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:56pm
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I'm having blueberry as we speak.
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:58pm
| o hell, im in...do we get free pie as a welcoming gift? |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:58pm
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I hope you are all guested ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: Rozzyman
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:59pm
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I am fond of pie.....And all it's flavors. So much pie....So litlle time. This does remind me of shades of IRC though. ------------- "For all those that gave their lives - Freedom was the gift " |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:01pm
Burn in the pie. |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:02pm
If by IRC you mean IRLP..I Really Like Pie...a sub-division and militant radical sector of the PLOA. |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:04pm
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<3 SANTA CLAUS omgwtfhaxomghaxloler |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:05pm
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:06pm
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someone has about 12 to many voices in their head That and internet access ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:06pm
Our second convert! Welcome to the PLOA, enjoy the pie. |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:08pm
We do not understand. The echoes in here make it difficult to orient ourselves properly. |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:10pm
I rest my case.
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:12pm
lynch mobs shall be sent to silence your foul words. |
Posted By: Shenk, The Enos
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:14pm
Your case is leaky and smells of fish. I suggest you fill the cracks with pie. |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:17pm
What! I love pie! Why would I be lynched? I didn't refuse the calling of pie! I had the pie this afternoon!
I did! ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:17pm
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Unless, of course, it's pumpkin. And that's not really even a pie, in the traditional sense of the word. ------------- 
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:19pm
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 16 November 2004 at 10:22pm
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 12:34am
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Why am I alway left of for Greatness votes? ------------- 
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Posted By: *(New) Fnd Glry
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 1:32am
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you suck.... all one of you
I like pie.... but you still suck ------------- Pimpin' since May 26th, 1987 |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 8:02am
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Bad grammar sucks to... ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: ekeboo
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 9:52am
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boy we sure had a lot of members join on november 16, 2004 -------------  
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 10:38am
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What if we make a God-pie. Would that solve the problem? Then everyone could worship the same thing. See? No more problem.
Don't you love comprimises. |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 3:30pm
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A picture of the Last supper where everyone was eating pie instead would suffice for me. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 3:33pm
It's not funny enough to come from IRC. |
Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 3:50pm
Yeah same here, Pumpkin pie is great.
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Posted By: KristainRawker1
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 3:54pm
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SPREAD WORDS OF GAWD
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:08pm
| This thread is lowering the already low average I.Q. of this forum. |
Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:20pm
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Can't you do both?
I worship God. I like pie. Can't we all just get along? ------------- Is God real? You'll find out when you die. 
Okay, I don't have a clever signature zinger. So sue me. |
Posted By: VTpaintballer
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:23pm
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god rocks!
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Posted By: Rick_James
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:39pm
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Pie is SO 2003. There's this new thing out there, it's the shiz... I
think one of my friends called it cake. It's WAY cooler than pie was/ is/will be. |
Posted By: jjclown23
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:42pm
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lmfao so many different enos ------------- A-5 Response Trigger DOP Blade Trigger Polished Internals X-Chamber Custom Paint 14" J&J |
Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 4:58pm
| No, you must combine their powers, Senn. For apart, they will never defeat the devil-cassarole. |
Posted By: gaumer
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 5:10pm
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God all the way who would worship and inatamint object it like worshiping a rock nothing happens ------------- whatever |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 5:15pm
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Why? Pie can own both at the same time, all god can do is raise money. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: fractus.scud
Date Posted: 17 November 2004 at 5:22pm
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God is the man, pie tastes good. Worship God and eat pie. ------------- 
Benny go home! |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 1:35am
Bump for greatness I still dont know who did this. Nor do i care, it made me laugh. ------------- 
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 4:50pm
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Enos Spank! ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 5:35pm
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All of you who are worshipping pie will go to hell. ITs against the bible. Its one of the 10 commandments. I think all of u pie worshippers will go to hell. as for me, GOD KICKS ASS!!! {while eating pie} ------------- Tippmann 98c 20 ounce Co2 tank |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 6:01pm
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there is no proof of god but there is proof of pie worship there way of the pie im going to start a new religion its called pieism ------------- http://www.imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 6:03pm
| GOD obviously, I'm 99% sure this is Hitman btw... |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 6:05pm
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 6:08pm
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Those 6 words can defeat more than a half dozen religions. Why the Pie is the best.
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: fractus.scud
Date Posted: 18 November 2004 at 6:11pm
there is no proof God dosent exist. -------------
Benny go home! |