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Topic: "Imposible Choices"
Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Subject: "Imposible Choices"
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:33pm

  found this thing in a magazine at school..not sure if its been posted before..but it was called "imposible choices" so here it is

1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass.

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive harp lessons 3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram.

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets.

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with timrobbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea

 

some of them r kinda dumb but i put them all up



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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:37pm
hhaa cool

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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:40pm

1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass.

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive hrap lessons3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram.

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets.

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with timrobbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea







Heh.



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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:41pm
Originally posted by Curt08 T.T.S. Curt08 T.T.S. wrote:

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

How did they know...



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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:42pm
Some of these arent very nice....

What happens if I was a homosexual man in Texas and like having sex with beautiful women that just laid there...

And isnt this a bit old for your schhol?

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Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:44pm
i found it in art because we were using picture in magazines for a project and i found it in a sports illistated one

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:45pm

But let me guess - you typed it in yourself.

 



Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:47pm
^^ that was the only way i could get it on here

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Posted By: jjclown23
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:55pm

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

 

lol i liked that 1



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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 7:02pm
you have a good memory


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 7:04pm
18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.

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Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 7:07pm

Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:

you have a good memory

 

no actualy i just took the page out of the magazine then typed it when i got home..if that was what u were talking about



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Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 7:35pm
youm0nt..how r u supposed to ride that bike in your sig..it has no seat

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Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 7:54pm
^^^^ its a trials bike... your not supposed to sit down...

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Posted By: Blue Hopper
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 10:10pm

#6 fat chicks can be bea-utiful

#8 I want to always be Texan but I don't want to be like my neighbor

#10 As long as Im smart enough to find a way to make  myself good looking  im fine starting out ugly. I'd just work out till I fixed my uglyness

#17 if i dint like them in the first place then i dont want to see thewm again



Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 10:52pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.


Morgages don't matter when Jennifer Garner is involved.

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Posted By: hashi2008
Date Posted: 22 November 2004 at 11:52pm
Originally posted by me me wrote:

  found this thing in a magazine at school..not sure if its been posted before..but it was called "imposible choices" so here it is

1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas. i dunno, thats a tough one. But what is the edited thing suposed to mean?

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass. depends if there is a hot chick in it

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius, geniuses make tons of cash. cash can buy surgery, so you get both

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive harp lessons 3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria neither

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram, tape it then sell it to pay the mortgage

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets. save the cash and pay the mortgage

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with tim robbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages. thats what a tape of that celeb 3 some is for 

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea

 

some of them r kinda dumb but i put them all up



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Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 2:20pm
one of my friends at skool said he would bang the beutiful chick cuz then he would jsut do it agian and again until she got the hang of it

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Posted By: duck68tapeb
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 2:33pm
Originally posted by Multi-Colored J Multi-Colored J wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.


Morgages don't matter when Jennifer Garner is involved.
well some of us can get other girls that look good to pluss i don't even know who that is.


Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 2:41pm
How about:

Plane crash over the atlantic or over the pacific?

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Posted By: Hemi Charger 42
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 3:49pm
Originally posted by Death~By~Paint Death~By~Paint wrote:

^^^^ its a trials bike... your not supposed to sit down...


ya, but what if you got pushed backwards somehow while you were going really fast and the exposed tire like tore up your butt

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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 3:51pm

Originally posted by Curt08 T.T.S. Curt08 T.T.S. wrote:

one of my friends at skool said he would bang the beutiful chick cuz then he would jsut do it agian and again until she got the hang of it

If shes just gonna sit there you might as well do whatever you want to her.



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Posted By: Curt08 T.T.S.
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:01pm
^^^good point

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Posted By: pballa123
Date Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:38pm
please dont tell me **edited** is edited...
wow! talk about immature! its not only not a "bad" word and actually can me nothing more than happy, but anyone whos not an immature little kid says the word **edited**. and im not talking about say something like 'thats **edited**' but something along the lines of 'i believe in **edited** marriage.' Do i get a strike for that?



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