WHAT IS THIS?!?!
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Topic: WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Posted By: MacImpulse182
Subject: WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:09pm
http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429801.html
sorry for having to show everyone this cuz its the ugliest thing ive ever seen, but its quiet funny dont worry its not mine i own an impulse and proud
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Posted By: adpaintball88
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:13pm
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http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429801.html - http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429801.html
for lazy people 
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Posted By: MacImpulse182
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:15pm
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haha thanks dawg i didnt know how do do it im new to this
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Posted By: adpaintball88
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:17pm
Hey dont worry about it! Welcome to the forums! hope u like it here and learn more about the sport of paintball. i would say that gun is pretty pathetic! good choice on the impulse and not that!
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Posted By: -PREDATOR-
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:19pm
lmfao!....good laugh....
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Posted By: P!NK panther
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:20pm
dude that looks worse then a brass eagle blade. I'm very sorry to say
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:21pm
Posted By: MacImpulse182
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:22pm
haha i know its so **edited** so i thot id share the laugh
------------- Black impulse
CP Trigger
All american
supa fly bolt
check it on/off
45/45 crossfire
next: reg maybe?
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:26pm
Old,
I have 5 of them.
I use them on my....tank?
lol
I saw a video of one shooting once it was quite humorous.
------------- Sig is WAY too big.
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Posted By: slimjim23
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:35pm
HAHAHA what if you showed up to your local field with that shiz??? that would be so great.
------------- Tippmann A-5
Flatline
R/T
Male Palmers
- Bob Long Mini-gauge
Crossfire 68/45
-Dye Rhino cover
WGP Drop
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Posted By: Bugsy
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:42pm
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Only 2 years old dawg...
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Posted By: garticus
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:46pm
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Is that the gun the little alien that wanted to blow the earth from the Bugs Bunny cartoon???
I'd like to see that con-crap-tion in action!
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Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:54pm
Damn.... theres a video some where, the guys in an alley and he's taking it all seriously. The narorator : Shoots a 100 balls per second...
** runs to europe to buy one **
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Posted By: JacBacpaintball
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 9:58pm
that gun sucks! i bet it breaks after 1 shot
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Posted By: f@ll3n 5nip3r
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 10:28pm
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it says 60 balls in 30 seconds pffffff sure....
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Posted By: MacImpulse182
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 10:58pm
hahaha yea i was gunna buy one just to see peoples reactions at thefeild. I dont think 35 dollars is worth using a peice of plastic over my imp, emarrasing my self, and just plain suckin with it. it mite b good to wipe ur anus with tho.
------------- Black impulse
CP Trigger
All american
supa fly bolt
check it on/off
45/45 crossfire
next: reg maybe?
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Posted By: nforcer4
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 11:12pm
f@ll3n 5nip3r wrote:
it says 60 balls in 30 seconds pffffff sure....
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Can it hold 60?!?!?!?!?
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Posted By: Mr. Ant
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 11:12pm
I gotta buy 1 of those 
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Posted By: KaptainKickAce
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 11:29pm
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wasnt there a vid of this a wile ago?
yes it is funny isnt it
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Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 01 December 2004 at 11:49pm
What a nice hunk of crap.
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Posted By: Skorpion317
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 3:16am
f@ll3n 5nip3r wrote:
it says 60 balls in 30 seconds pffffff sure....
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that comes out to 2 BPS. slow POS.
------------- 98 Custom
Flatline Barrel
Pro-Team Sniper F/X stock
32 Degrees Remote Line
Response Trigger
Ricochet 2K hopper
Removed Front Grip
Polished Internals
Adco Imp red dot sight
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Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 2:24pm
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its a wal-mart time paintball gun..
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Posted By: gumball
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 3:13pm
its called a splatmaster, they are crap $20 pump guns that have a range of 10ft, i used to play with them until i pumped it too hard and the pumping handle flew off and shaved my face.
------------- if it moves it becomes a target.
Tippmann A5
E-grip
smartparts all american
hpa fund: £12.50/150
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Posted By: TippyManic32
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 3:20pm
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Its uber Pwnage 
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 3:24pm
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Yeah, that gun was featured in a thread a long while back. It was a full page add with a shirtless guy clutching the gun, ready to crap his pants.
"With the new SplatMaster 3000, paint won't be the only thing you'll be wiping!"
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Posted By: MacImpulse182
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 5:39pm
gumball wrote:
its called a splatmaster, they are crap $20 pump guns that have a range of 10ft, i used to play with them until i pumped it too hard and the pumping handle flew off and shaved my face. |
no...its calld an m6000 mega splat. gah get it straight
------------- Black impulse
CP Trigger
All american
supa fly bolt
check it on/off
45/45 crossfire
next: reg maybe?
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 7:35pm
Mr. Ant wrote:
I gotta buy 1 of those  |
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Posted By: vonfeldt7
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 7:51pm
thats a discrace to every gun made, every gun ever made, and every that ever will be made lol
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Posted By: Johndcjr1989
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 10:11pm
its been posted b4 but the last time i remember seein it was a long time back. is it a pump gun or a semi auto i havent ever looked at one long enough to see anything
------------- Rockin' the Ironman Intimidator.
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 03 December 2004 at 1:12am
impulse wrote:
What a nice hunk of crap. |
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Posted By: Skorpion317
Date Posted: 03 December 2004 at 2:18am
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i guess it might be a good way to get a kid into the sport.
but other than that, it's useless.
------------- 98 Custom
Flatline Barrel
Pro-Team Sniper F/X stock
32 Degrees Remote Line
Response Trigger
Ricochet 2K hopper
Removed Front Grip
Polished Internals
Adco Imp red dot sight
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Posted By: TIPP123
Date Posted: 03 December 2004 at 3:28pm
no offense if your european, but what a bunch of friggin morons
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Posted By: gumball
Date Posted: 03 December 2004 at 3:38pm
^^^ i bet you have the same over in the us
------------- if it moves it becomes a target.
Tippmann A5
E-grip
smartparts all american
hpa fund: £12.50/150
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Posted By: TIPP123
Date Posted: 03 December 2004 at 5:06pm
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^^^^actually if i walked outside and saw a kid playing with one of those id walk over to him pry it from his hands an hit him in the face with it repeatedly,
or something along those lines
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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 12:31am
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I can see a bunch of people bounceing around on the moon shooting those things at each other.

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Posted By: gabe_weller21
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 4:00pm
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^^^^ ok this guy is funny 
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Posted By: Bugsy
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 4:12pm
gumball wrote:
^^^ i bet you have the same over in the us | Nope... the closest we have is Brass Eagle, and they are soooo much better than that. Right o'.
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 5:13pm
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Two balls per second...lol...and they call it fully automatic...also it looks like its made of plastic...one good dive and it will decintigrate in your hands.
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Posted By: dm4lover
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 6:12pm
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P!NK panther wrote:
dude that looks worse then a brass eagle blade. I'm very sorry to say |
o ya check mine out

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Posted By: NascarKevin24
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 6:31pm
That gun is ugly as heck My couson got one a few years ago for christmas and yes it sucks
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Posted By: esolipsism
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 9:10pm
Stop posting garbage, the trash is full, and it's not taken out untill Thursday.
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Posted By: VTpaintballer
Date Posted: 04 December 2004 at 10:05pm
hahahahha thats sad
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Posted By: A5 dude15
Date Posted: 05 December 2004 at 12:40am
-PREDATOR- wrote:
lmfao!....good laugh.... | lmao
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Posted By: Tybmx2006
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 4:00pm
but, trash day is tomorrow. crap, i have to go take out the trash right now, along with that crap gun.
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Posted By: cripple
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 4:19pm
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P!NK panther wrote:
dude that looks worse then a brass eagle blade. I'm very sorry to say |
wonder how fast it shoots
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**Sig was too big**
**Sig edited for language** ~Reb
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Posted By: Squirrel Master
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 5:45pm
f@ll3n 5nip3r wrote:
it says 60 balls in 30 seconds pffffff sure....
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that's 2 balls per second....is it so hard to believe?
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Posted By: p8ntblr02
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 6:18pm
adpaintball88 wrote:
http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429801.html - http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429801.html
for lazy people  |
thanks lol
------------- Tippmann A5
Flatline
Adjustable Stock
M16 Carry Handle
M16 Mag Kit
Live in south florida and love paintball? talk 2 me if u no any fields
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Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 6:24pm
MacImpulse182 wrote:
haha thanks dawg i didnt know how do do it im new to this | please don't say "DAWG" because this is not the freaking ghetto. I hear that crap enough in school.
------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM
14" Progressive barrel
32* Black gel grips
BT-16 Double trigger
Pen Spring Mod
X-core Expansion Chamber
Vertical Adapter
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Posted By: hashi2008
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 10:33pm
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ROFLMAO!!!! It says that it is full auto!!!! And it is $63 in US dollars. That is $35 Euros. I wonder if that thing come equiped with the machine gun and missle sounds that go off when you pull the trigger??? 
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Posted By: hashi2008
Date Posted: 20 December 2004 at 10:39pm
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No, foreget that one! I want this one! http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429789.html - http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1429789.html
This one comes with NINJA ARMOR!!!! http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1553684.html - http://www.bbguns.co.uk/1316_1_1553684.html
------------- Founder of the "Forumers Against the Ugly Woman Sigs" also known as FAUWS.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 2:28pm
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Oh wow. Oh my God... These people need to be shot. :D Then again, the desire IS there to buy one of those pieces of **edited** and pimp it out ludicrously...
Imagine that big ugly mother with a flatline, Q-loader, and CarStock. :D
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Posted By: 98c - baller
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 8:17pm
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the ninja armor is hot, lol 
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Posted By: Tybmx2006
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 8:58pm
OMG
that is hillarious, who would buy that?
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Posted By: dmp4892
Date Posted: 27 December 2004 at 6:57pm
lmao.. wtf is the point of that. It's like those little fake paintball guns they sell at toys r us.
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Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 27 December 2004 at 9:39pm
Tybmx2006 wrote:
OMG that is hillarious, who would buy that? |
I'd buy it, ninjas rule
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Posted By: iwish4asmg60
Date Posted: 27 December 2004 at 10:13pm
OMG this has got to be the funniest thread on the internet!! i can't stop laughing. its killin me
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Posted By: Bomber Brigade
Date Posted: 27 December 2004 at 10:30pm
Badass funny. That is thing is more than pathetic. If you have a gun like that on field and you got someone out its not skill its because they feel bad for you. Paying 60 dollars for a flaming peice of ****.
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Posted By: iwish4asmg60
Date Posted: 27 December 2004 at 10:35pm
ahahaha
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Posted By: startskankin23
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:42pm
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thats hot.............if that was a girl id date it
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Posted By: MacImpulse182
Date Posted: 04 January 2005 at 10:50pm
98c Dude13 wrote:
MacImpulse182 wrote:
haha thanks dawg i didnt know how do do it im new to this | please don't say "DAWG" because this is not the freaking ghetto. I hear that crap enough in school. |
HHAHA IM NO **edited** rap is crap rock on!!!! wooooo party hard
------------- Black impulse
CP Trigger
All american
supa fly bolt
check it on/off
45/45 crossfire
next: reg maybe?
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 04 January 2005 at 11:00pm
I would still own the n00bs at my field with that thing
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: jon88350
Date Posted: 05 January 2005 at 11:00am
dude, that ninja armor is da bomb!!
and it almost looks as though the armor may increase your
snap shooting ability????
shouldn't the "ninja" on the box call themselves out?
they have been marked like 4 times.
i cannot stop laughing, what product development
guy sits there and tells the company,
"This could be our flagship product" it's almost like someone
did it as a joke but then they actually took it seriously and
went to production with it.
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Posted By: SeaWolf
Date Posted: 05 January 2005 at 11:07am
how many times do we have to see this...
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Posted By: Shadow Soldier
Date Posted: 06 January 2005 at 6:36am
It's awsome....buy it.....
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Flatline Barrel -$115
Co2, and paint -$62
Whatching you foes' rounds stop 20 ft in front of you as you blow them away- Priceless
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