jokes. u add some
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Topic: jokes. u add some
Posted By: -cockerkilla99-
Subject: jokes. u add some
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:19pm
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: What is an Australian kiss? Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? ------------- http://www.imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:20pm
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those jokes suck
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: ChefBoy RD
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:20pm
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I saw the name of the post maker and refused to read them.
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Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:21pm
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dude.....go away
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:21pm
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ChefBoy RD wrote:Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:22pm
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Thye dont even make sense..
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:22pm
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Q: Why does -cockakilla99- suck? A: Because he's a douche. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:24pm
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The 2 of you who said they werent going to read them, leave. Dont waste your time posting saying your not going to read them, just dont bother. ANd dont be an asshole. Well i got one..
Q: Why did the Polish Navy have all glass botttom boats? A: So they could see the old Polish Navy. lol. ------------- 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:25pm
I Agree... oh, great now he's ganna call me fat agian...  ------------- 
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:26pm
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Posted By: -cockerkilla99-
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:26pm
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thank you for some support. why iam i a douche? because I know alot more about paintball than you? sorry, maybe I should just go kill myself, i already got a crap load of stuff going on in my life and i dont need u people to **edited** it up more. ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: SeaWolf
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:27pm
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i thought a few were funny... ------------- 
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:27pm
Sammy Your joke sucks more than cocker's So YOU SUCK MORE! ------------- 
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:27pm
DO IT!!!!!!!  ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:30pm
You need a grammar and spelling lesson. -------------
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Posted By: ChefBoy RD
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:30pm
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Heh, feel the love.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:32pm
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you need a nice cup of **edited**! -me -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:32pm
Here you go ilovepaintball1
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:33pm
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^^ Dude, go to hell.-me -------------
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Posted By: -cockerkilla99-
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:35pm
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Why do all you guys got to be such as$holes? Excuse me for posting something that I thought were a little funny, damn. ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:35pm
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lol.[/QUOTE] We need those smileys with the two thumbs down.-me[/QUOTE]  is one good enough?? ------------- WWBDD? |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:36pm
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Do-me you-me realize-me how-me annoying-me that-me is-me ever-me single-me time-me you-me post-me?
-me -------------
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:37pm
 Silent Kids own this thread. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:38pm
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Don't-me you-me realize-me that-me i-me don't-me give-me a-me ****!?!?!?!11 -me -------------
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:41pm
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SAMMY GO AWAY!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL!! -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:42pm
cant we all just get along?
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Posted By: White's Return
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:43pm
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damn......... you newbish fools need to lay off cocker and everyone, lil oeace and harmony in order, and for you not newbs, you think your so special, and dont you dare say ima a newb cuz i just give up on the laws of newb, heres the laws of newb. to be a newb you must qaulify : 1. Flamespowerfully thinking there importnat in this lame forum 2. Think they know everything about guns, when some dont even have a gun and they talk trash. 3. Rates a gun a 8/10 because its not there type, pfft, most newbs have never held half the guns in the gallery (exception of tippys) 4-125. Not listing cuz yall should get the point. |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:44pm
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guys leave cockerkilla alone he know more about paintball than you guys will everknow thats y he is sponserd and you not ------------- http://www.imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:47pm
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:51pm
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:51pm
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3 tomatos walking down the street. Papa tomato, mama tomato, baby
tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behin. Papa tomato runs back and
squashes baby tomato and says "ketchup".
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:52pm
Great movie. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:52pm
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:53pm
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Here are a few jokes that are actually good: Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A. Christopher Reeves after a fire. Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? A. Christopher Walken. Q. Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Q. Why did Princess Diana have dandruff? A. She lost her Head and Shoulders. ------------- 
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Posted By: -cockerkilla99-
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:59pm
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haha. thats a old one, still good.
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:00pm
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Ha. Those were good Newport.
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:06pm
You are an ignorant little 12 year old. You probbally do horrible in school, and as soon as you get home you go on this forum. You try to gain respect by people who are higher up than you by kissing their ass; it's really noticeable too. You are annoying, you flame people, you type in caps, you cant spell, and you need a life. All I'm going to say is, think wisely. If flaming people on the internet makes you happy, then please continue doing it. But when your still doing this in 20 years, I'm going to laugh my ass off. -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:11pm
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20 years? man ... I'll have 1 million posts by then! -------------
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Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:14pm
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Sammy, just because you're a genious, don't say other people do horribly in school.
Yes, I know you are about 2-3 years ahead of your age in math. ------------- X |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:15pm
OGM ALL CAPS. I AM AFRAID TAKE MUH LUNCH MONEYZ PLZ. -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:17pm
You spelt genius wrong.. I said he probbally does bad in school. And I'm not a genius. -------------
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Posted By: Opossum
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:18pm
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what did the one eye say to the other eye?
something between us smells. hahahaha ------------- 
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:22pm
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Well I have in school MAth- A Language- B Science - A Spanish- C+ P.E- A (HARDEST CLASS)  Social Studies- B+ So I might I have bad grades compared to yours, but you still suck O yea. If you insult be again  Im gonna have him come and beat your ass!! -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:24pm
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Q. What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A. The Wheelchair So a man walks into a chemists, and says 'i need some birth control for my 14yr old daughter'. The chemist looks a bit shocked by this and queries 'your 14 year old daughter is sexually active?'. The man thinks for a moment then replies.. "Not really, she just lies there like her mother." ....sorry. -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:24pm
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I have all A's in all my classes and I'm in Honors. Except Spanish which is a B. Grades don't show how smart you are. GPA is the effort you put into your work. IQ is the ability to figure things out and measures your intelligence. If you have one but suck at the other, you are ultimately doomed at life. -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:25pm
Isn't Spanish language? And 3rd grade isn't really that hard. -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:25pm
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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Her lips stick. ------------- 
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:27pm
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^^^hades -me -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:28pm
Teehehehee O yea nice red X ya got there.. -------------
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:28pm
FYI 8th Grade  -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:31pm
I deleted my picture from Photobucket. I win. I uploaded yours to photobucket. I win -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:32pm
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why did you do that??? embarrased?-me -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:34pm
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No, I dont mind showing you my picture if you ask for it. But I dont like it openly being displayed on the internet. And I just wanted to outsmart him; I succeded (sp). -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:35pm
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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. -------------
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Posted By: quizl
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:39pm
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what does tiger woods have that princess diana didnt?
a good driver. ------------- MEJOR QUE |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:41pm
Hahahahahahahahaha. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:50pm
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haha...oh man, if i'm right in guessing where cockerkilla got those jokes from...its actually worth laughing.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:51pm
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but luckly i saved the pic! -------------
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:54pm
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Q. Why did God create nipples on women? A. To make suckers of men. Q. What do you call a Mexican guy who's missing his car? A. Car-los. |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 10:58pm
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Aww Sorry. Too Bad I saved it to... Two can play that game -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 11:01pm
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/\ heh.....dont work -1 point ------------- WWBDD? |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 11:09pm
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h3h, sammy is t3h fatz0rs! -m3 -------------
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 06 December 2004 at 11:10pm
Ya hahaha -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 11:42am
I always have to point this out... you spelled "spelt" wrong.
Seriously, this should be locked or something, nothing good is coming out of this. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 11:53am
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You're wrong choopie, i'm getting some humor out of this. ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 1:35pm
not that funny.. ------------- 
Supe'd up Spyda Victor, don't like it, don't care |
Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 1:59pm
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Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the **edited**'s good side! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips! Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat when the **edited** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship. Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth. Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons! Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development. Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94." Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans. |
Posted By: A-5 bunkerking
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:27pm
i wouldnt be talking buddy, your not what i would call "physically fit" myself, tubby |
Posted By: A-5 bunkerking
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:30pm
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i heard this one today, btw... im not racest.
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Posted By: Johndcjr1989
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:30pm
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lol u should be on last comic standing dude! just kidding ------------- Rockin' the Ironman Intimidator. The Original Redneck Gangsta |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:40pm
Wow, taking shots at someones personal appearence on the internet. GG, you get a cookie. -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:46pm
heh, as well as probably -------------
Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 3:08pm
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where does a general keep his army
in his sleevys ------------- 
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Posted By: The Man
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 3:45pm
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Ilovepaintball1 Go die. ------------- Cp critical Bob Long Lengens painball park Team Rendition |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:13pm
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I thought cockakilla's jokes where funny. For the assholes who do nothing but instigate crap on this forum, listen for a distinct 'pop'. Edit* Ok, I realize most of the people on this forum are too stupid or too young to understand so I will spell it out for you. The pop is your head comming out of your ass. ------------- 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:17pm
spelt2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (splt) v. A past tense and a past participle of spell1. Look it up at Dictionary.com And you bumpded this, it was dying. -------------
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:18pm
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Q. During Vietnam, why did so many black men die? A. Everytime the white Lt. screamed out "get down" at an ambush, all the black guys would get up and dance. Q. Do you know that Father's Day and Mother's Day is celebrated twice a month in the US. A. The 1st and 15th of every month. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:20pm
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LOL^^ -------------
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:23pm
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Q. What do you call Father's Day in the projects? A. Mass confusion! ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:43pm
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Ilovepaintball, show some damn respect for the senior members of this forum; they got their extra stars for some reason, ones you obviously don't understand. Next time either of you say anything, the other better ignor it and not post or I'll see what I can do about getting one of you banned and the other demoted because as it stands now, niether of you two are showing any maturity that deserves being on this forum. ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: BigGun
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:48pm
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*silence* haha, I own this thread......oops.. *silence* ------------- A-5 w/ 12IN. Lapco Bigshot. R/T 20oz. and 16oz. tanks. 98c with 14In. Terminator 14oz. and 9oz. tanks. |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:51pm
Heh. ------------- YONK~!~ |