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Topic: hit
Posted By: plasoccri
Subject: hit
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 9:04am

Any of you who know me, which I think is none of you, know I have a passion for the whole 1930's gangster look. I wear the suit, the overcoat, and the hat. I'm a regular Don Corleone. So it’s no surprise that I would plan this kind of assault. This weekend is my friend’s birthday and I'll be waking him up at the crack of dawn. This is really revenge for him setting off a paint grenade in my room a month ago. Sunday is the planned hit. Only one problem... What gun to use. My 98c or my brothers Piranha E-force GTI with full auto? I'm leaning towards the Piranha and empting a full hopper into him but that may be a little over the top...



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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 9:06am
Strap him to a chair. Naked. Shoot the hell out of him. Use the
piranha, because its full auto.

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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 9:10am
^^^ Haha!!! I love it!

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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

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Posted By: ChefBoy RD
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 9:27am
Just don't shoot him in the eyes, a little fun isn't worth the guilt of making someone else blind.

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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 9:32am

^^ No worries, I wont be shooting the head. All my shots are aimed at the gut (he's got a big one too).



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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

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Posted By: Slimz.357
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:40am
Remember to put a mask on him before you peg him in the nuts, otherwise he might get hurt.

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Posted By: Xx-98-CuStUm-xX
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:49am
Yes i got with the pirahna cause it has full auto so does mine i have a vtl. Just when you shoot him just (TRY) not to kill him *COUGH****


Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 11:00am
that's safe.

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Posted By: paintballfriek
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 11:02am
It's great to see kids these days playing nice and being safe. It's so reassuring for my future.

-Brent


Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 12:52pm
Video tape it and put it on Real Tv!

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Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 12:55pm
^ Bad idea.

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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 12:57pm
Ok then....how bout MXC?

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Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 2:11pm
^ another bad idea

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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 2:37pm
u should get a group of people with guns and shoot him

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Posted By: Fatman Lash
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 2:40pm
walk him outside, tell him to put the mask on and then shoot him, dont ruin the sport for everyone.

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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 2:53pm
strap him to a chair...tie his hands behind his back so he can't protect himself and stick a mask on him...then let the fun begin

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Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 3:27pm
sit him down and tell him to put a mask on and then put a blindfold over the mask. then tell him the present u got him is so incredible u want it to a suprise

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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 3:30pm
Uhhhh..... Please tell me your kidding about wearing that kind of stuff?

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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 3:31pm
while hes sleeping, have someone go with you and saran wrap him to the bed....THEN shoot him...that way he cant move, and you can safely get away....


Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 3:32pm
Hey plasoccri you got a pic of you in your gangster clothes? I gotta see this.


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Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 4:02pm
Originally posted by plasoccri plasoccri wrote:

^^ No worries, I wont be shooting the head. All my shots are aimed at the gut (he's got a big one too).



gut=nuts right?

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 4:06pm
well just dont gag him with a jaw breaker...god i hated that stupid movie

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Posted By: ritzblitz
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 4:10pm

Dont do anything stupid....



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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 4:24pm
Why don't you just get him back by throwing paint grenades into his room through the window.

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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:49pm

Originally posted by impulse impulse wrote:

Hey plasoccri you got a pic of you in your gangster clothes? I gotta see this.

If I get a digital camera or my scaner starts working, I'll put up a pic.



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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:52pm
Right, so I'll get a mask on him and nail him. I talked to his dad and he wants to vidio tape his son getting the s!#t shot out of him. Thinks it would be hilarious. What a loving family.

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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:55pm
Pft! Who needs a paintball gun?  Just use an Italian rifle.  (If you are realy that into the mafia stuff, you should know I don't mean A firearm.)

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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 10:57pm
^^ funny but no. I'd rather not go their.

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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 11:11pm
abduct him from his room then tie him up and blindfold him and interrogate him ganster style

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Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 11:21pm
Yeah erm... it wasn't intented to be serious.... I sure as hell hope you wouldn't beat your frineds with a baseball bat...

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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 17 December 2004 at 11:26pm

Originally posted by pballa j.r. pballa j.r. wrote:

Yeah erm... it wasn't intented to be serious.... I sure as hell hope you wouldn't beat your frineds with a baseball bat...

No. I wouldn't really beat him with a bat. Unless he tried to "scratch", or whatever its called, with my Bill Cosby album again...



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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 12:19am
Originally posted by plasoccri plasoccri wrote:

Originally posted by pballa j.r. pballa j.r. wrote:

Yeah erm... it wasn't intented to be serious.... I sure as hell hope you wouldn't beat your frineds with a baseball bat...


No. I wouldn't really beat him with a bat. Unless he tried to "scratch", or whatever its called, with my Bill Cosby album again...

mmm..italian mobster listening to cosby records..


Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 12:38am
I love how "Mafia" is immediately linked with "Italian" Don't forget; Russian mob (sickest of them all, and very sloppy) and the Irish mobs (liked to blow stuff up). And yes, I listen to Bill Cosby all the time.

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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 12:42am
Originally posted by plasoccri plasoccri wrote:

I love how "Mafia" is immediately linked with "Italian" Don't forget; Russian mob (sickest of them all, and very sloppy) and the Irish mobs (liked to blow stuff up). And yes, I listen to Bill Cosby all the time.
well i say you go for the italian mob look...so dont question it....k?


Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 12:58am
I do go for the Italian mob look. After all I'm about 75% Italian. The others would just be insulting.

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You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever)


Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 1:14am
dont bother shooting him just beat him in the face with the tank.

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Posted By: f@ll3n 5nip3r
Date Posted: 18 December 2004 at 2:13am
u gotta get atleast 1 dank shot in

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