With nothing else going on...
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Topic: With nothing else going on...
Posted By: Dazed
Subject: With nothing else going on...
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:26pm
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...I pose this question to you, the general viewing audience here at the Tippmann Broadcasting Company...
What is your dirty little secret? No life shattering confessions or anything, but what is your embarassing tale that few people/no one knows? Personally, I currently, or have previously, owned nearly every Star Wars fiction published. Including the young Jedi series, and whatever series AnikinII had. Some of that crap was the worse stuff I've ever laid eyes on, but I went back and bought the rest in the series. Oh, and I wet myself in class in the second grade, three days in a row. Thank you, and have a nice day. -(As with all of my posts, I reserve the right to openly bash anyone too stupid to conjugate, use basic spelling or punctuation, or generally use some sort of intelligence, as well as ask them to leave the thread. I would say that you know who you are, but those that would are really too stupid to realize it.)- |
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:32pm
I had power ranger underwear once ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:36pm
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2 years ago, i blew up a car, this guy kept threatening me at school, he had like some old impala, so i blew it up, and when my dad was a kid, he set fire to a forest by accident, hes there reason there is a burk shopping center now haha ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:36pm
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^ what? blew up a car?
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Posted By: Johndcjr1989
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:39pm
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everyone else is like i had star wars books or i had power ranger panties and this kid is like "i blew up a car"
friggin terrorists... ------------- Rockin' the Ironman Intimidator. The Original Redneck Gangsta |
Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:45pm
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See, Johnwhateveralltherestofthiscrapsays, you're dangerously close to being one of those select few I was talking about in the faux fine print. While the joke is mildly amusing, you distort my thread too much by putting so many empty lines in. It is a modestly humerous delivery, tried and tested, but too enthusiastically done. You've basically made it too much work to see the joke, so it loses what humour it had.
I don't know you, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. Although I've never given out much of a benefit. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:51pm
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Theguy.... A pink dress, A bucket of Apple Butter Sauce, Big Al.... .....And a large stick. That is all I am going to say. ------------- |
Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:54pm
Rectified.
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:56pm
| Sorry, rectifying now. |
Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:20pm
Denautured alcohol, friend, and lighter.  ------------- 6,600 posts. I need a lifE |
Posted By: adrenalinejunky
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:26pm
| i write poetry. |
Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:26pm
Who do you write it too?  ------------- 6,600 posts. I need a lifE |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:35pm
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I occasionally look at furry porn.* I wore a Jets hat in a picture once. I used to be utterly obsessed with everything related to Sonic the Hedghog. As a young kid I shoved my sister's head inside a life size, model cannon and beat a kid bloody. I caught my sister chanting to Satan once. I wrote a love poem to a girl once for homework thinking the teacher would not have us read them out loud. I was wrong. Needless to say, she doesn't speak to me anymore. That's all I can think of now. * Just kidding. I'm not that wierd. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:39pm
| Um... I hooked up with my sisters roommate? |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:40pm
Same. But my embaressing tale . . .well it has to do with Philmont and a Red Roof Inn.  ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
adrenalinejunky wrote:Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:40pm
I so would have been like "OH MROD I LOVE YOU!!!" Anyway the most embarassing thing I have done is slept. While I was sleeping dirty underwear and catpoop were put on my face. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:48pm
Hard to tell if that was sarcasm or not. If it was, it was good. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: adrenalinejunky
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:55pm
i've only actually written 1 or 2 poems to a specific person. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:56pm
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i called my teacher mom in the 1st grade. I think no coming out of the closet should be a rule too dazed. ------------- 
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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:08pm
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Wet myself just about everyday in 2nd grade. Once in first grade. The teacher brought me to the front of the class and made an example of me. Then I had to go to the nurse and wear some dirty-ass sweat pants they gave me.
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:17pm
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Made an example of you wetting yourself..? I honostly dont know any of mine. Well i know some, lets just say im a very sensitive kid. (Emotionaly wise). ------------- |
Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:30pm
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So basically, a lot of your stories begin with, "Then there was the time that Billy Sampson made me cry. No, the other time." Don't they, Glassjaw.
I don't discriminate, oreo. If its embarassing, and they want to tell it, let them go for it. As long as it doesn't break forum rules, and isn't idiotic jibberish, I'm good. |
Posted By: Fatman Lash
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:36pm
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This one time, I was going to ask a girl out, but when I got near her I threw up all over myself and she never talked to me again
edit: I should add that I slept with her a number of years later when we had some drama occure. ------------- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/FatmanLash/Paintball/grassviewleft.jpg"> 
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so I slept with her best friendPosted By: Omar
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:39pm
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I like music.
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:45pm
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I popped a woody when a chick was sitting on my lap... No but seriously I cant ever think of embarrassing moments even though I have many. Oh! I thought of one! In 8th grade we were taking a practice SOL and I was sick. So my nose was stopped up and sounded really goofy. Well I had to sneeze so I tried to cover my nose, and I covered it some weird way or something and everyone thought that I let one rip, and nobody believed that it was a sneeze till I did it again. ------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:49pm
No. Its just that sometimes i can handle situations, others i cant. I have cried in school before, and around people i know. That doesnt mean i cant kid around too. Im the happy go lucky kid in school fooling around, but other times im the loner kid. ------------- |
Posted By: gaumer
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:30pm
so did i except i did in third grade  ------------- whatever |
Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:37pm
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I used to fake cry a lot.
I could make myself cry (still can, as a matter of fact) and whenever I had any problem in school, I would BS it to make my situation better. ------------- X |
Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:47pm
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Uuum, I hooked up with my best friends crush, knowing full well that he wanted her, badly.
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:51pm
You know, when you type like that, I can hear the ADD inside my head.
That's nice. Old McDonald or the ones Barney sings? Glassjaw, thats cool. The way you said that though demanded some response about 'emotional'. |
Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:52pm
| no text. damn missing delete button |
Posted By: gaumer
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 6:52pm
harsh  ------------- whatever |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:03pm
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:06pm
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Well, he doesn't know...which is why it's kinda more of dirty laundry. :-X -------------
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:14pm
| I was wondering how that was a dirty little secret, Newport. Now I'm glad I had faith in you, and didn't call you names. |
Posted By: ritzblitz
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:20pm
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Someone find that picture!!!!!! -------------  |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:33pm
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I did that at my swim meet last saturday. Its all good though because she was trying to get me to do it. Anyway, in class my sixth grade year one day, I had really bad gas. Along comes this fart that felt small(and by this time it was borde line hurting to keep it in), so I let it out. I was wrong. Real wrong. You know the farts they make fun of in the movie, the relly long, loud ones that get everyones attention? I let one of those rip in my reading class during "silent" reading. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 7:50pm
You're lucky, I can't control it. Just a little bit of sadness gets me goin'. Not always like the mucus and great lakes kind of crying but just some tears. I'll post some others once I remember them. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 8:29pm
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Got it: One time, I ripped one pretty loud in math class. It wouldn't have been funny if my friend wasn't wearing one of his many shirts that advertized percussion companies. It said FRK'N LOUD on the back.
I also take this opportunity t bump this thread. -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 8:32pm
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Well... Once, I stabbed this guy in Memphis and put his body
behind the old shopping center. I then ate his babies and his cat.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 8:47pm
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True story. ------------- 
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 9:10pm
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to whoever said they called their teacher mom in first grade. mines
worse. ok, ninth grade, high school. i called my math teacher "mom" and
the whole class was like "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 9:34pm
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Ah, I have another good one.
My mom learned english with the help of my dad and the show Wheel of Fortune. -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 10:20pm
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Hmmm.. Most embrassing, let me think...
I recall one year at some Boy Scout Camp, I drew the shortest straw to get rid of my campsite's trash. I took the 3 grocery bag sized bags of thrash all around camp looking for a dumpster, where none was to be found. I returned back to the camp site still carrying the bags of trash. My older brother noticed this and told me to get rid of them, just toss them down one of the Porta-Potties. Since he was older and more experienced, I believed him and did so. After exiting the Porta-Potty, I was noticed by an older "leader" that was incharge of the whole scout camp. He asked me to come talk to him. My instinct was to take off, but thinking I had done nothing wrong, I talked to the guy. Apperently I was not supposed to have done what I did and he started claiming all these "large amounts of money figures" to fix what I had done. Eventually, he took me back to the adults that were responsible for me during that campout and told them what I had done. They worked out that I would have to fish out all the trash with a coat hanger. Man was I pissed and embrassed. That wasnt a happy day for me. ------------- 
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 21 December 2004 at 11:48pm
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When I was like 10, I had a dream that I got up and walked to the bathroom... In the dream I went pee, and in real life I went pee. Not good. ------------- 
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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 7:56pm
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i used to compulsily masterbate (9 times in 1 day is my record)
i had sex with a weird ugly girl (if u guys recall an earlier post )
i pee in my basement sink for my washer cause im to lazy to go upstairs and use the bathroom and i think of prod while peeing in the shower ------------- 
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Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 8:44pm
Hoo boy. Have I got some interesting Scouts stories.. some also involving Philmont and Red Roof Inns. Won't post any.. some are really, really, wrong. ------------- Is God real? You'll find out when you die.
Okay, I don't have a clever signature zinger. So sue me. |
Posted By: Gotpaint92
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:01pm
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Key words: motel, cat, third story, matches, fireworks, duct tape, Plenty of free time I still have burn marks ------------- Be care full! Sigs earn strikes |
Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:23pm
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Man, Gatyr's and Trogdors stories had me rolling, literally laughing out loud.
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:24pm
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We share a record. I did that over the summer when I was left alone with my computer for way too long. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: Bonestock98
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:37pm
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Same only...different...... ------------- F.A.T.T.S.W.F.A.-Forumers Against Things That Start With "Forumers Against" |