forum story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Forum Name: Thoughts and Opinions
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Topic: forum story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Evil Peace
Subject: forum story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:47pm
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OK GUYS IM MAKING THE 4358732587346 BILLIONTH FORUM STORY. OK ILL START IT:
ONCE UPON A TIME... ------------- cheaters live longer |
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:49pm
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In a land of peace justice and Happy Holidays..... ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:49pm
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Not another one....... Procarbine ate some of the lubage..... ------------- 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:51pm
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... he liked it a lot ... ------------- 
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Posted By: Evil Peace
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 9:51pm
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AND BARFED TILL HE... ------------- cheaters live longer |
Posted By: Bonestock98
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:02pm
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got eaten by enos at... ------------- F.A.T.T.S.W.F.A.-Forumers Against Things That Start With "Forumers Against" |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:03pm
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The blue oyster where...
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:04pm
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he saw Hades.. ------------- 
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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:05pm
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Became the crime scene when...... --change it back to Hade's house.....  -------------
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:06pm
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The massive purple <edited> was... ------------- |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:06pm
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In Hades' mouth -------------
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Posted By: Juggernaut
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:08pm
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which had been fomerly busy in Dave's crotch ------------- not cool whoever delted the visitors!anyways, ill start again i am a loser **edited**!!!HAHA http://www.tubgirl.com http://www.tubgirl.com http://www.tubgirl.com http://www.tubgirl.com |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:14pm
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while dave ate a permento cheese sandwitch ------------- 
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:15pm
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and enjoyed it emminsly as he watched hades... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:21pm
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pass out from... |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:25pm
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Breathing so heavy from
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:28pm
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trying to find Dave's other... ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:29pm
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Incredibly small....
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Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:30pm
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left testicle...
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:32pm
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and by testical i mean basketball which is oddly enough....
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:32pm
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while juggling twenty... -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:34pm
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dolla bills BLING BLING ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:34pm
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dead babies who... Gah! Oh well, its staying. ------------- |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:38pm
| once were.. |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:40pm
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Playing with the dinosuar named..
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:46pm
| Hades and Dave which |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 10:51pm
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realized that the babies were playing with only ONE dinosaur so the dinosaur's name was just hades -------------
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:00pm
| which was holding a massive... |
Posted By: Hybrid-X
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:10pm
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Fish stick in his hands.
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:10pm
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And then Clark walked in and... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Hybrid-X
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:11pm
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Said Hello to...
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:11pm
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the man named... |
Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:17pm
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Fetus face, which tasted... ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: Opossum
Date Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:56pm
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creamy and smooth, just like mom used to make....but then ------------- 
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:01am
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Hades and youm0nt came in and shot everyone and everyone died...
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:19am
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and hades and youm0nt had passionate... ------------- 
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Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:22am
| feelings toward eachother.... |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:23am
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then they did stuff with each other...... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:38am
| witch resulted in... |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:42am
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hades getting knocked up........ ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:57am
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then hades went to the doctor and... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 1:09am
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was informed that he now had... |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:35am
| an alien inside him |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:49am
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And so Hades . . .
------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:23am
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loaded a gun...... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: Civilian Of
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:29am
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:31am
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the cops came..... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 9:55am
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...and they were the gang from reno 911... ------------- 
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Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 10:10am
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..so they helped him gwt rid of the body...
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 11:00am
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...by putting it in a wood chipper... -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 11:05am
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...and hades aborted the baby.....
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 11:11am
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Using the big red button... ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 11:25am
| which wasn't red before youmont got shot... |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:38pm
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then hades went back to his place and... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:40pm
| grabbed the gigantic... |
Posted By: Fatman Lash
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:44pm
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purple dildo which was on the ground.. ------------- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/FatmanLash/Paintball/grassviewleft.jpg"> 
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Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:47pm
| and shoved it into... |
Posted By: Fatman Lash
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:48pm
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A light socket.... ------------- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/FatmanLash/Paintball/grassviewleft.jpg">
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:52pm
| and turned it on... |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 12:55pm
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thus providing power for youmonts solar powered bicycle...
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Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 1:03pm
| witch accidently overcharged and.... |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 1:08pm
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broke...
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Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 1:12pm
| So youm0nt cried.. |
Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 1:26pm
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and removed the dildo, hades then looked at him and said... ------------- Tippmann 98c 20 ounce Co2 tank |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:06pm
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touch me, touch me, oooh I wanna feel your body... -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:08pm
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so youm0nt obliged and hades said... ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:13pm
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wait, i change my mind... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:15pm
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and when he wouldn't stop hades stepped on youm0nt's... -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:37pm
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face.. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:39pm
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hades screamed and youmont flew away, then...
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:41pm
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...that big thing from half life 2(pic above) apeared... -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:42pm
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and the purple dildo began to fight it... -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:43pm
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AND THEY WERE LOCKED IN AN EPIC BATTLE |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:45pm
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until hades pulled some strings down in hell and... -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: AragornZ15
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:48pm
| THEN THEY WERE STILL LOCKED IN AN EPIC BATTLE! |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:51pm
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...then a witness wrote a book about the epic battle, went on Oprah, and eventually became rich when it was made into a movie... -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:54pm
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until he got ran over by for honors jeep... -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: Jeremy578
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 2:59pm
in which he sued honors  ------------- http://www.imageshack.us - ImageShack |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:03pm
| After For Honor won the lawsuit, he flew on his private jet to... |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:05pm
What is with all this dildo talk, who started it?
 Anyway.. Then moved to planet buttslutt 9 when the giant monster ate his.. ------------- |
Posted By: Fatman Lash
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:15pm
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right hand and spit it back up when Hades suddenly showed up again.... ------------- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/FatmanLash/Paintball/grassviewleft.jpg">
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:39pm
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and raped a monky ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: Bdc2
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:40pm
| passionately... |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:40pm
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which gave him the monkeysoruous hermaphrodites curse of.. (Lets use different people instead of just hades. I love you hades.) ------------- |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:43pm
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curse of the killer penguins.... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: Hybrid-X
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 3:58pm
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Massive Ego's that will eventually...
-Jeremy. |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:10pm
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...make them go bald and loose their eye sight... -------------
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:19pm
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...untill they watch another "Movie" starring Ah-nold Schwarzennegger... ------------- |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:20pm
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With a Bunch of Robots in it that will try and...
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:31pm
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rape them........ ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:31pm
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...into submission until their demands are met... -------------
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Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 4:46pm
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4 million $ in cash and 40 pron mags.... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:03pm
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which contain... ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:06pm
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big boobs ......... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:09pm
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and other things. then hades will assasinate....
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:12pm
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Hades must be a god around here. (Heh, im so nifty.) The rabid raping rhino of south america who is amazing at playing the.. ------------- |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:16pm
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violin for george bush, considering its his birthday... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: paintballer2584
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:19pm
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they bought him a present which was....... ------------- http://www.imageshack.us">
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:19pm
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the big red button and he pushes it.... |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 23 December 2004 at 5:24pm
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blowing up everyone except us but then he realizes... ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |