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Topic: So the president calls you....
Posted By: .Ryan
Subject: So the president calls you....
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:45pm
Ok, this is 10 years in the future. President whoever calls you and says, "I want you to think up a project and we will do it. You have no budget and it can be anything you want. Happy birthday." What would your project be?


Edit: Ok, only one restriction. It has to benifit your country or the world as a whole.


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Posted By: paintballu
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:50pm
the give me the world project

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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:53pm
Its called the take over Canada project.

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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:53pm
Outter Heaven........

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:55pm
Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Its called the take over Canada project.

What a retarded project.


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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:58pm
The Guy: Nice.

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:59pm
  • To Declare Marshall law on All Citizens after 12:00 A.M. unless you have Reasons to be out that late.
  • Ban owner-ship of ANY Assult Rifle.
  • Place Taxes at a Flat Rate of 10-12.5%.
  • Move all Unemployment to Either work on Farms/Factories/Construction Sites.
  • Ban All Frivolus(sp) Lawsuits(Sueing Wal-Mart for your child killing people)

Plus a little more...  But I dont need to go into Details...  But I think people know what Style of Government would Start to run.

Forgot one.

  • Manditory Military Service for 2-3 Years unless physically Reasons you would be Disqualified by default.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:00pm
The give me complete dictative control for one day project.

If I got that, then I'd be dictator for a day, what I said was law. So, I'd try to resolve all the military crap, pull people out of where they shouldnt be. Increase aide efforts where needed as much as I could.

That and design me a sweet car.


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:03pm
Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

  • To Declare Marshall law on All Citizens after 12:00 A.M. unless you have Reasons to be out that late.
  • Ban owner-ship of ANY Assult Rifle.
  • Place Taxes at a Flat Rate of 10-12.5%.
  • Move all Unemployment to Either work on Farms/Factories/Construction Sites.
  • Ban All Frivolus(sp) Lawsuits(Sueing Wal-Mart for your child killing people)


Forgot one.

  • Manditory Military Service for 2-3 Years unless physically Reasons you would be Disqualified by default.

Plus a little more...  But I dont need to go into Details...  But I think people know what Style of Government would Start to run.

I think that style is commonly called "fascism"...



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:05pm
Better Sex Education in the United States....

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:06pm
Its Not Really Fascism...  I would add 10x more  stuff but I really dont need to name it all...  It looks Fascist but it changes more and more, such as... All Private Property would have some sort of Tax on it which would be low, but there would still be one, and the Government could use/ditribute any Private property you own, as long as you, and the Government See Fit to do so.

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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:10pm
panda scares me....





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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:11pm
Heh...  Whats wrong with a Fascommist..?

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:12pm
Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

Heh...  Whats wrong with a Fascommist..?

If you have to ask that...


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Posted By: XenoSabre
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:21pm
Giant robots... definately Giant Robots.

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:26pm
^ ahahaha....  that would be Awsome... 

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Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:39pm
Hey we're dreaming, so here it comes. No one in our country could lie to anyone, about anything, ever again.


Posted By: The Veteren
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:41pm
Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

  • To Declare Marshall law on All Citizens after 12:00 A.M. unless you have Reasons to be out that late.
  • Ban owner-ship of ANY Assult Rifle.
  • Place Taxes at a Flat Rate of 10-12.5%.
  • Move all Unemployment to Either work on Farms/Factories/Construction Sites.
  • Ban All Frivolus(sp) Lawsuits(Sueing Wal-Mart for your child killing people)

Plus a little more...  But I dont need to go into Details...  But I think people know what Style of Government would Start to run.

Forgot one.

  • Manditory Military Service for 2-3 Years unless physically Reasons you would be Disqualified by default.

 See, I dont understand why you would ban assault rifles. You dont blame the gun for killing a person. That's like blaming your pencil for mispelling a word or like outlawing cars because drunk drivers kill people with them. But, theres a few of those things a kinda agree with.



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Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:58pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Better Sex in the United States....


I fixed it for you Hades.


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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 28 December 2004 at 11:58pm
I could kill just as many people with a remington semi-automatic rifle as with an M-16.  Outlawing assault rifles won't do anything but anger those who enjoy collecting them.


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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:05am

Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

I could kill just as many people with a remington semi-automatic rifle as with an M-16.  Outlawing assault rifles won't do anything but anger those who enjoy collecting them.

True, but assault rifles were made for the sole purpose of killing people.  Not hunting. I don't have a problem with people collecting guns, i think you have the right to do whatever the hell you want to do.  As I said before though, assault rifles are just NOT hunting guns...mabey it would be okay to have the gun, but they shouldn't sell the assault rifle ammo.  That would be a much better approach to gun saftey.  And lets try to stay on topic here and not turn this into a gun policy.

I would probably make a thing that would like, i don't know...not let anyone from texas or near it run for office again...like a "law" or whatever you call it...



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Posted By: Ejp414
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:55am
I'd expand public education.

Meaning I'd make it the number priority as far as spending goes. Being a teacher would mean that you're intelligent and very-well payed, as respected as a doctor is now. Public schools would have (relatively) amazing facilities, and the educational system as a whole would be revamped completely. Further, the gov't would give more funds to higher education in an effort to give everyone a fair chance at a degree. Plus little things such as better sex education (as Hades said, I'm not sure if he was being serious or not, but I am), more after-school programs, and other things to keep kids motivated and interested in life and learning.

Honestly, I think that if education was given more attention, we'd have to spend less on other areas such as crime prevention, welfare, etc...


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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:02am
^ Very True....

I wouldn't think that we wouldn't need to pay the Teachers Hundreds of thousabds, bur a Salary of $75K  wouls easily get more poeple to think being a Teacher more Serious instead of the Wage of like $20K like there getting now...


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Posted By: cockerkillr
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:02am

One project...  It would have to be creating a device that could create seismic tremors that appear to be, and are as destructive as earthquakes...

China...  North Korea....  France....  Just to name a few...



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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:04am
^ you've been watching that one movie where they Drill to the Center of the Earth too much today.



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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:25am

Pb125 becomes Admin project.

-me



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Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:27am
the project where i get a lot of money

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:29am
^ thats too old of an Idea.

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Posted By: Badsmitty
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 7:34am
Cheap, efficient, clean energy.


Posted By: Barretm82
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:30am
Hehe, I'd ask for six months to think about it.


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:56am
I'd put laser defense systems(yes we have them, they are currently being mounted on 737 or 747, can't remember which) spaced apart 1 mile on our borders (pacific, canadian, atlantic, mexican).  Then we could protect against invaders and missles.


Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:26am
I would increase foriegn aid programs by 100% and in return, they would have to pay like a 2% tax to us.

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Posted By: ekeboo
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:13am
to Wgp Guy there going on 747s there still kinda in the works though arent they?

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:20am
Originally posted by ekeboo ekeboo wrote:

to Wgp Guy there going on 747s there still kinda in the works though arent they?


He said in 10 years, so it will probably be almost finished, if it isn't finished by then.


Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:00am

I agree with Hades' better sex eduaction, Badsmitty's better energy, and Ejp's better education.

However I would want to also start a program that would publicly show the disarment of all nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon programs, including our own. If we start it off, and all countries follow, given the right strategy, we could be free of that stuff.



Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:17am
[QUOTE=rockerdoode]  As I said before though, assault rifles are just NOT hunting guns...mabey it would be okay to have the gun, but they shouldn't sell the assault rifle ammo.  That would be a much better approach to gun saftey.  ]

the only problem with restricting the sale of ammo is that most assault rifle ammo are extremly common rounds... .223rem (5.56nato), and most 30cal rounds are used in hunting rifles as well as assault rifles

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Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:33am
I Would Ban all new manufacture of Gasoline vehicals.  I would INFORCE the expanshion of Diesels and MANDATE the use of BIODIESEL. 

Oh and im not a tree hugger i just like diesels .  It would both Kleen up our air though and offer us a RENUABLE fuel sorce. 

And diesels if built right can be every bit as performance oriented as a Gasser. 

Of course youd grandfather the Gassers in curculation know but Gasoline would become outragiously piced id predict.


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Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:14pm

I agree with Panda.

Outlawing assault rifles with laws like the ones he would implace would be a good idea. Stop most uprising. But i doubt anything like that would happen. Laws like that would more likely strengthen out country. We need some of those laws as it is right now.

I kinda lost my train of thought.....



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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:18pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I agree with Hades' better sex eduaction, Badsmitty's better energy, and Ejp's better education.


However I would want to also start a program that would publicly show the disarment of all nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon programs, including our own. If we start it off, and all countries follow, given the right strategy, we could be free of that stuff.


THat will never work. The only reason we have nukes, is because they have nukes. And the only reason they have nukses is because we have nukes. Its an infinite cycle. No country ever really plans on using them, its more of an indimidation factor. One country would somehow keep one nuke, and then sooner or later launch it at us.

Also, I really like the education idea about increasing teacher salaries to 75k making it a prestigious job. I think that would help the education system greatly.

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:27pm
Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I agree with Hades' better sex eduaction, Badsmitty's better energy, and Ejp's better education.


However I would want to also start a program that would publicly show the disarment of all nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon programs, including our own. If we start it off, and all countries follow, given the right strategy, we could be free of that stuff.


THat will never work. The only reason we have nukes, is because they have nukes. And the only reason they have nukses is because we have nukes. Its an infinite cycle. No country ever really plans on using them, its more of an indimidation factor. One country would somehow keep one nuke, and then sooner or later launch it at us.

Also, I really like the education idea about increasing teacher salaries to 75k making it a prestigious job. I think that would help the education system greatly.


Posted By: GhilleMan
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:46pm
Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

I'd put laser defense systems(yes we have them, they are currently
being mounted on 737 or 747, can't remember which) spaced apart 1 mile
on our borders (pacific, canadian, atlantic, mexican).  Then we
could
protect against invaders and missles.


its on 747's

and i scrap that system and reinstitute Star Wars

lasers in space say what!

course that would only be cool, id probally decrease worthless chair force spending and give their money to the education and the navy

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 12:48pm
Project: Take over the friggen world.



Yep.


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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 2:13pm

my project wood be to get with to chicks at the same time. chicks dig guys with money.



Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 2:20pm
Sharks with frikkin lasers.

Cliche? Yes. Awesome? Yes.


Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 2:42pm
You said we have no budget... how can we do things with no budget? Or do you mean no budget *limit*?

Since most of what I'd say has been done by at least one other person, I'll say:

Definitely the bit on paying teachers more.

And institute the governmental system in the novel Starship Troopers, where only those who are willing to die for their freedoms get to use those freedoms - right to vote, etc. This doesn't mean everyone else is repressed, just that benefits are reallocated. Also, we could do without the whippings in the novel... but that's pretty easy to handle.

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 2:51pm
Nice sig Pate.  Very nice.

If i was, we would develope a way to make skin permantly pink besides ink, and everyone in the world would become hot pink or some other colour of choice.  Also let people own the weapons they want, excluding RPG's, AT4's, Mortar's..etc.  But Famas's, FNC's, L85A1's, SL8-2's and so on are good.

Oh yeah, and get rid of half the rules in the geniva convention.


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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:26pm

My idea might be more "hitleristic" than most, but I think I have a good one. Kill off all useless people. See a hobo? shoot 'em. Someone unemployed to long? kill 'em. Too old? roll their wheel chair down some stairs.

Keep our population in check and better the human race as a whole.



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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:41pm
The nuke idea will never work because no one would ever try it. But my program, although a pipe dream, would still better the country. Other countries have nukes, because we have them. We developed them, created stockpiles, that's why others are protecting themselves.


Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

My idea might be more "hitleristic" than most, but I think I have a good one. Kill off all useless people. See a hobo? shoot 'em. Someone unemployed to long? kill 'em. Too old? roll their wheel chair down some stairs.


Keep our population in check and better the human race as a whole.


Some people are born useless (retarded kids), should we just shoot them becuase they're retarded and had no choice in the matter?

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by GhilleMan GhilleMan wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

I'd put laser defense systems(yes we have them, they are currently
being mounted on 737 or 747, can't remember which) spaced apart 1 mile
on our borders (pacific, canadian, atlantic, mexican).  Then we
could
protect against invaders and missles.


its on 747's

and i scrap that system and reinstitute Star Wars

lasers in space say what!

course that would only be cool, id probally decrease worthless chair force spending and give their money to the education and the navy


My friend's aunt is working on the Star Wars project.  He doesn't know anything about the system though.


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:49pm
Ninjas.  Definitely more ninjas.


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 3:54pm
Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

Nice sig Pate.  Very nice


Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 4:26pm
blow up everyone except the U.S., Germany, IRELAND, and ITALY!!!!! 

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 4:30pm
^ your dumb...

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 4:31pm
Originally posted by ItalianoGuy04 ItalianoGuy04 wrote:

blow up everyone except the U.S., Germany, IRELAND, and ITALY!!!!! 

I hate you more than ever now.


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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 7:21pm
Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

My idea might be more "hitleristic" than most, but I think I have a good one. Kill off all useless people. See a hobo? shoot 'em. Someone unemployed to long? kill 'em. Too old? roll their wheel chair down some stairs.


Keep our population in check and better the human race as a whole.


Some people are born useless (retarded kids), should we just shoot them becuase they're retarded and had no choice in the matter?

Spartans did it.....

Anyway, my project would be hiring a whole agency(one per town) to check on every single person receiving unemployment/welfare.

I will give you a reason too. My mother was in the hospital and lost her job in the end of november. She starts her new job in January so she is late for her December rent. She went to assistance programs, but they turned her down because she made too much money in November. This makes me mad because people live off welfare. I hate them.



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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 7:44pm
ask him and his entire administration to resign, with Nader garaunteed the top spot.



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