The absolute BS thread.
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Topic: The absolute BS thread.
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Subject: The absolute BS thread.
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:49pm
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nothing true permitted here.
I am the only human being on the face of the earth to have single handedly eaten 200 hamburges in a sitting. |
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:50pm
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Werd? I am the only Human Being to have eaten 500 corn dogs in a bite. ------------- 
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:52pm
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There's this guy at school who actually threw a glass bottle into a
ceiling fan and the glass pieces killed everyone in the room. EXCEPT FOR this one
kid who had a 7 foot long piece of glass 3 inches deep into his
skull, starting at his eye. A teacher ran in and had to pick it out
with tweezers.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:53pm
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^ lol, if everyone died then how'd that one kid live?
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:54pm
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FINE!
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:55pm
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^ oh dont get your panties in a bunch now...
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:56pm
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I'm not really angry...
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Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:56pm
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i;m short.. ------------- 
Supe'd up Spyda Victor, don't like it, don't care |
Posted By: ChefBoy RD
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:57pm
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http://www.ilikebeer.net/Shizzle/mp3z/dominic.mp3.mp3 -
http://www.ilikebeer.net/Shizzle/mp3z/dominic.mp3.mp3 The best song in the world. BTW: I am Italian, and my name is Dominic. I was also born in Italy, and I found this (just the past) Christmas Eve. It was very ironic. ------------- 
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:57pm
| brass eagle rocks |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 8:59pm
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^ Screw Brass Eagle.. Winchester Paintball 4 EVA! Edit: yay! 2626 posts. -------------
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Posted By: DrunkDriver
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:01pm
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I have a small unit. ------------- http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=260991706090alb8rs.jpg"> 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:04pm
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I Bet you do.
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:04pm
Its BS only..get out if you aren't going to play along. -------------
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DrunkDriver wrote:Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:04pm
Hondas are fast 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:05pm
Why do you know how larger or small his unit is? Im a girl. ------------- |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:06pm
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you hate that chatroom
(decipher that) |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:09pm
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http://www.weather.com/weather/local/82930?lswe=82930&lwsa=WeatherLocalUndeclared - My weather Rules. YEA Visibility .8 Miles... But when I look outside I can barley see my backyard... http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=usslccloseradarmediumusen225xo.jpg">  Click that! -------------
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:13pm
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Your weather does rule.
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:16pm
| im rich |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 9:16pm
aaahhhh.... nothing like Eating pizza, and listening to the Soviet Army, National Anthem.... 
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:12pm
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My penis is small.
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Posted By: Super NEWB
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:24pm
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^^STFartU only BS allowed go away if you want to tell the truth. I once shot 38 bps on my new pgp ------------- 
Angel guys get all the girls Steve Zissou: I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite. |
Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:36pm
| One time i made a house of cards on basketball. |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:39pm
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My boobs are small.
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:46pm
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I love each and all of you. ------------- |
Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:52pm
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That is pretty sick. What a fat as*. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 10:56pm
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You cant say ass. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hemi Charger 42
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:08pm
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this thread is cool......... ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:09pm
| I am fulling clothed, and deffinitly not touching myself. |
Posted By: Large Unit
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:14pm
| I am NOT hiding in choopie's closet video taping him not touching himself |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:18pm
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**edited** **edited**ety... ermmm? well anyways... I remember in me sailing days we befriended a giant white Whale, though the bloc never told his name to us, I kne he had somtin to do with thee ole' boald capin who made a cerial company in w. Brooklyn, where the dealed in many whale oils, and Cereal.... <ok, I'm not on drugs but I just thought of things while they were comin to me> -------------
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Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:28pm
| Wow! I really respect people who can be so open and honest with each other. It's just so refreshing. I have such a warm fuzzy feeling. Thanks |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:31pm
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^ HUH...
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Posted By: XenoSabre
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:41pm
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Brass Eagle pwns you. If you don't think Brass Eagle pwns you then your obviously in denial from being pwned by Brass Eagle.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 29 December 2004 at 11:56pm
leave these forums and never come back. brass eagle sux ------------- 
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Posted By: jeep 98 custom
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 12:47am
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OJ didn't do it.
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 12:49am
ILOVEPAINTBALL IS MY HERO
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Posted By: Potato
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 1:00am
| the star system is perfectly fine they just dont know it works |
Posted By: [Mr. Smith]
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 1:18am
------------- Proud owner of an ACE'd 2K3 matrix  |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 1:20am
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I never peed my pants.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 1:31am
| I never did either |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 1:47am
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i love math ------------- 
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Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 8:26am
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Im rick james biatch
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 30 December 2004 at 10:09am
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TUM TUM TUM TUM TUUUUUMS ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |