*disclaimer*

Thsi is not me patting myself on the back for beating up on a bunch of newbs so dont pitch a hissy fit over it ok.

Ok last sunday I ended up riding with my brother to drop him off at a friends house. When I got there, there was a group of three kids playing paintball back in the woods. These kids are about 11-13, Im 16. So of course Im interested. I run home and grab all my junk, planning to go back and outfit one of the kids with it and sic him on the others.

Well I return to the place with A5 and aall my gear and give it to one of the kids. they start a 1vs1vs1 game and i sit back and watch. 20 minutes later theyre in the exact same spots, plinking shots at each other. Well this continues on and  Im thoroughly bored. So i grab the nearest talon and B.E. mask  and head in. I mess around awhile, just shooting enough to makew them move occaisonaly. So 2 of them ru out of ammo and to them that means game over. The final kid is shut up in a tree fort, that walle din on all sides. So I go up to the door and try to get him to surrender. He refused at first cause the door was locked and I couldnt get in. But I soon showed him my barrel fit through the door crack. He then gave up lol.

SO an hour later, its getting dark fast. And i set up a three vs 1 against me, i reclaimed my gun just for this round.I decide to go all predator (which is really what it felt like playing in the dying light with a group of noobs), I edge around the outside of the playing area and come in behind the group, still crouched where they started the game. I come in behind the guy in the very back who deosnt know Im there. I sneak up behind him and tap him and tell him to surrender, he complies and walks off quietly.

This leaves 2 more in front of me, spaced 20 yards apart. I sneak up to 10 yards off this other kid. Im planning on running in behind him and making him surrender just like I did the other kid. Theyre still looking for me in the front. I start my run towards this oblivous kid when I didnt see a jagged part of a log sticking out at knee level. I hit this and I think I gave myself away by yeling "mother @%#*!!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs. The shocked kid turns around and drills me one right in the chest. I give my best wounded animal cry(part from getting shot point blank, part from  my cut knee) and pop the kid once, then shooting as fast as I could I shot a long stream of shots into the air, while still howling like a wounded banshee . The kid gives up immediately gives up and puts his gun down.

When I stopped shooting the first thing I heard was the other kid 20 yards away screaming at the top of his lungs yelling. "i quit!!! I QUIT!!!!!! doint shoot!!!" the poor guy probably thought I had just wasted his friend in a fit of rage. lol. AT the time I though it was hilarious that id scared the other kid worse than the one I was shooting and howling over.

So that game was done and we all headed inside. We all laughed at it in the end, and the kids thanked me for playing with them. There were no hard feelings and they made me promise to come back this week and teach them some tactics which im doing.

So it was preety funny altogther though I know I gonna catch some heat from some pricks about scaring some noobs. Well I liked it

-Kasey

I hate running into trees like that.. I was doing a five on five game.. at towards the end it was me and one other person on my team against three (one of those guys said he was going to get me specifically)  I did manage to get the one that named me (only because I'm smaller and could hide behind the trees better)  and then when me and my teammate went to go flank the other two, I start running towards one, and OMPH.. I fall over a fallen tree completely.  it was hilarious.. the guy that named me watched the entire thing and laughed.. then felt sorry for the two I was rushing because we still got them.

u did scare the noobs but at least u r teaching them the sport of paintball. good for u

^^^

wow, thats the second most disturbing thing Ive heard all week

-Kasey