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Topic: Someone Entertain Me
Posted By: newport
Subject: Someone Entertain Me
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:52am
Well? Go on.

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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:54am
(goatse)


Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:56am

there was this one time I captured a wild penguin.. he was from the neighbors freezer.. well.. I gave him some peanut butter because every one loves peanut butter.. well this penguin wasn't very smart, you see, instead of eating the peanut butter, he wore it on his head like a hat.  That was a sight to see, a penguin with a jar of open peanut butter walking around on his head.  Yeah well that penguin spent the day in the sun, just chilling and melting that peanut butter.. it got everywhere, between his feather, in his nose, up his.. yeah..  and well instead of giving the damn penguin a bath, I just cooked him instead.. and that was the best damn penguin I ever had.

Now I have a question.. if you're going to order Penguin at a restaraunt.. just in theory.. is a penguin dish a fowl dish or a seafood dish? 



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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:57am

I think I broke my hand today.

When ever I lift something with my left hand, or move it in the wrong way, I get that wierd stinging sensation that is stereotypical of a hair-line fracture.

Oh well, I'll live.



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Most importantly - People suck.


Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:03am
I've been to www.goat.cx (they changed the URL). Not to mention tubgirl, lemon party, and various other horrible, horrible sites.

Consuming penguin is a distinctly fowl dish. As a matter of fact, I don't even know why you suggested seafood. 15 demerits to you. A similar instance occured when I ran into my neighbor peeping into the window as I was showering. Now, normally I wouldn't mind, hell, I'd even be a bit flattered, but this bastard (he was 86) was videotaping me with the obvious intent of selling said videotapes and making massive amounts of profit, because lets face it, my unit's a pretty hot commodity. So I went outside and flogged him with my garden hose for upwards of 50 minutes.

That's my penguin story.

As for Belt's hand...please refer to the link I provided at the beginning of this post, it's an online doctor that quickly and efficiently diagnoses all limb pains.


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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:08am

I'm not quite as dumb as you think I am, newport.



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Most importantly - People suck.


Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:09am
It could be seafood since it doesn't fly and practically lives in the water.  So neener :-P

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:11am
Emus don't fly either! And ducks and geese practically live in the water!

Seafood penguins, Christ almighty...


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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:34am
go to www.theinternetisstupid.com and click galleries

DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE NEWPORT, YOU WILL DIE, LITERALLY.


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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:54am
And that's my cue to exit.

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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:57am

4:30 AM...

Wow, I should probibly get to sleep.



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Most importantly - People suck.


Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 9:37am
http://thisisacryforhelp.com/backupfiles/backupfiles.htm

the link didnt work so copy and paste

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Posted By: rave5910
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 9:53am
Don't let skirts sig fool you... that kitten was eated shortly after the picture was taken.

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psycho bal. 2x trig
polished internals
B.L. 1.2k psi gauge
ST grip adapter
32º bottomline


Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 10:16am
 Have you ever seen a dead squirrel on the side of the road with his balls busted?

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Posted By: Jeremy578
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 10:41am
Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

(goatse)


eww, that site was sick... cant believe I fell for it one time....

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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 10:43am
/me laces up his tap shoes.

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I need a new Sig...


Posted By: rave5910
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 10:51am
You guys have no idea how long I've waited to see Apu dance.

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A-5
E-grip
32º W.B.
DOP x-chamb.
psycho bal. 2x trig
polished internals
B.L. 1.2k psi gauge
ST grip adapter
32º bottomline


Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 11:04am
~!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@!~~∟|&≥98 31;8T8548544

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Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 11:25am
fo shizzle, tis my drizzle


Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 12:38pm
Originally posted by rave5910 rave5910 wrote:

Don't let skirts sig fool you... that kitten was
eated shortly after the picture was taken.


lol

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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 12:42pm
Sounds like you need a lemon party.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 1:16pm

Two atoms meet. One says "I've lost an electron." The other replies "Are you sure?" and first one responds "I'm positive."



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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 22 January 2005 at 1:21pm
http://funbar.ebaumsworld.com/media/video/3c59dc048e8850243be8079a5c74d079.wmv - RC PWNED

I found this like 5 mins ago and thought it was pretty funny.

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