Paintball Stories
Printed From: Tippmann Paintball
Category: Tippmann Paintball
Forum Name: Marker Gallery
Forum Description: Show us your guns!
URL: http://www.tippmannsports.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=124616
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Topic: Paintball Stories
Posted By: Lee Anderson
Subject: Paintball Stories
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 9:14am
Tell us about anything that has ever made you laugh in the middle of a match. ------------- Anderson Is Gonna Be Top Balla |
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 9:23am
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Wrong forum. Please only post here if you have a picture of a paintball marker. ------------- |
Posted By: ms2013
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:29am
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i had 22 kills in 7 minutes in a big scenario. that was pretty funny.
but this is the marker gallery, you need to post a pic of a marker to begin a thread here. john. ------------- ProLite M-16 18 AA Ak47 A5 Egrip flatline M-1 Garande Automag 18 AA 98C RT Thompson w/ Drum mag A5 MP5, Egrip, Armson Phantom,Stock, 12gr 98C RT HK33 Flatline UTTER DESTRUCTION OF QUIXTAR! |
Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:39am
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batty sig ------------- I need smallers sigs. AVIATOR GANG 
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 11:26am
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wrong forum go to T/O for a topic like this ------------- 
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Posted By: Slimz.357
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 1:46pm
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Wrong Forum. Ps. Watching the other team wipe out and taking the bunker with them. ------------- "If you make it idiot proof, they'll make a better idiot." http://www.tippmann.com/players/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=125287&PN=1&TPN=1 - REQUIRED READING |
Posted By: -PREDATOR-
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:01pm
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Some people must be really stupid if they can't tell the differnce between the "Marker Gallery" pretty self explanatory (sp?) and "Thoughts and Opinions." ------------- WHOEVER *reb* IS WHY WOULD YOU THINK I HAVE AN OVERSIZED SIG!?!?!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!THIS FORUM HAS THE WORST MODS EVER!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: P!NK panther
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:01pm
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Funniest time was when my friend was behind a bunker in his backyard and i was shooting at it, and the bunker feel over. Figure out the rest. ------------- http://www.theimagehosting.com"> 
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Posted By: Ditmar369
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:04pm
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my firend was shooting and thi guy came up and he said do u surender and then my my friend got so scared shot him and then said i surrender it was funny **edited** ------------- 
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:13pm
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The bunker was feelin up on yer friend? ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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P!NK panther wrote:Posted By: ms2013
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:38pm
you were new once. cut him some slack. but since you're rude to everyone else on this forum most of the time, i won't cut slack on you. john. ------------- ProLite M-16 18 AA Ak47 A5 Egrip flatline M-1 Garande Automag 18 AA 98C RT Thompson w/ Drum mag A5 MP5, Egrip, Armson Phantom,Stock, 12gr 98C RT HK33 Flatline UTTER DESTRUCTION OF QUIXTAR! |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:41pm
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WE DONT NEED 7 PEOPLE TRYING TO ACT COOL BY SAYING ITS THE WRONG FORUM! anyways funniest thing: when i was shot in the ass and yelled "PERVERT" ------------- 
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Posted By: jacob_100
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 3:44pm
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hahah.thats a good one. um dont got that many funny storys.but i do got one.not that funny but it was fun if uv ever been to waynes world,then uve probaly had a tank on ur side or played against one.well,i was on the side without a tank,and we were losing people left and right..they had takin bacily,they had takin over 3/4's of the main field.it was hard cause they had alot mor people,cause no one wantted to re-insurt on a losing team(our side).so me and my friends justin and rick(nightstalker65)took a small squad,and slowly but shurly moved up the right side of the field.once we got to the were they were coming from,we rushed them,and cut off there escape.an our remaining people held were they where,and then swept down behind there remainin players.then we took the remaining players on our side and slowly took the entire enemy main base.this gained incredible points for our team.and it increased moral. this has been a completly true story.this all happened at a sceniro game at waynes world FL.none of this was fake or a lie ------------- Alot of people these days play speed-ball and have superspeed gun.If you are one of the few pump players left,put this as ur sig. -Phantom 45* grip t-stock 20 round center feed 12 gram changer |
Posted By: BehindBlueEyes
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 4:22pm
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for me, its gotta be a close range story: in the field we were on, its half woods, and half speedball. the open area has a bunch of stand up wooden bunkers for the speed part, and then a creekbed w/a bunch of trees as the woods part. so, a few ppl and i went the creek bed and almost went through it unopposed, czu mostly the other team were wiped out by the guys that went to the speed part, finally, there was only one remaning guy yet we didnt know where he was. out of our lil 4 man group, i took control, told one of my friends and some other guy to go up the bank and start firing to draw his attention. meanwhile my other friend and i took off down the rest of the creekbed(it goes all the way around the field in a half circle type thing). i could finally see the guy, he was under a small bridge and behind a spool. i told my friend to go up and get his attention. i went up the opposite bank, went up behind him and asked him to surrender (most of us were newbs so they enforced the surrender rule) and i was standing side ways cuz of how i was walking. as i said this, he turns around and shoots me right in the butt. so im like WTF?! the ref was not to far away from me and saw this, i looked at him and then back at the guy, and lit him the hell up. i got a good 6 or 7 shots off on his back and head. doesnt seem that funny, but it was friggen hilarious at the time (sorry it was soo long, had to tell the whole story to get what actually happened) ------------- CI |
Posted By: P8ntblldude
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 4:34pm
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For me it was deffinately when me and my friend played speedball at our own field, and I slid into my bunker and thouht it was such a good move, but when I came up to snap shoot the bunker fell over and I was caught crawling away and got shot in the A$$ 4 times. ------------- *Team Compulsive* Sponsors *Won-Ago-Biking* *Curleys Waterfront* |
Posted By: sportdeamon89
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 4:43pm
Your an Idiot. No 1 here likes u, and u still proceed to call other people stupid. Man, just stop posting, for everyone's sake. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Trigger Flatline (woodsball only) 14" Ultralite Car Stock (woodsball only) R-T (not installed) Shocktech Gas-thru Grip Macro-Line NW Drop Forward 68/4500 Nitro Duck Xstream |
Posted By: Balazs2
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 4:54pm
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Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 5:43pm
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The funniest thing I ever saw in paintball was when we were playing out in the woods with bunkers and at thae call everyone ran and this kid named hunter I know ran and tripped over a root. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: NascarKevin24
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 6:00pm
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Funnyist thing was when this person played in a white tee and got shot about 10 X by me and like 3 by my mom and kept playing and at the end of the match had a whole mess of paint on his white tee and claimed he never got hit ------------- 
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 6:14pm
| Guys, let me explain something: when you bump a post int he wrong forum, you're just making it worse. This doesn't belong here, it belongs in T+O. So just let it be...take the conversation somewhere else. |
Posted By: jacob_100
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 7:55pm
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ya.even thought i posted,this definatly needs to bein a different place ------------- Alot of people these days play speed-ball and have superspeed gun.If you are one of the few pump players left,put this as ur sig. -Phantom 45* grip t-stock 20 round center feed 12 gram changer |
Posted By: lion_35
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 8:11pm
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my funniest story is when when me and my friends brought there dads out to play with us and it was me my friend and his dad against two of my friends and one of their dad and right off the break i went to the coffin and my friend went to the other back bunker and his dad tried to go to the middle forty(small field btw)but falls and start rolling to the bunker he loses all of his pods then get shots in the hand and goes damn, but doesnt call himself out, then gets shot again by the dad on the other team and goes awww **edited**! it was so hilarious &nb sp; and if you were wondering i got bunkered by him too i didnt see him coming sorry so long ------------- Colton Just cause i am fat doesnt mean i cant bunker little newbies!! |
Posted By: Dave_09
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 9:57pm
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i wasnt paintballing at the time but i had just gotten my new barrel and i brought it with when i went fishing with my dad and my dads freind showed up to fish too and he grabbed my paintball gun and shot some trees and stuff then he shot me in the butt from less then 20 feet ------------- tippmann 98 custom ricochet apache lapco bighsot dye invision coming soon: response trigger double trigger bullet drop expansion chamber |
Posted By: @5 M@$T@
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:37pm
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thats not funny^^^ Me and a couple of friends were playin in my friends backyard and my friend and I were shooting side-by-side down the side of this hill. So I was firing and I start to see oncoming paintballs start to come up the hill in my direction. I dove off to the right into my friends line of fire and I got a shot in the back of the arm from 2 feet away. I had a perfect .68 caliber purple circle on the back of my arm that swelled up to twice its size. ------------- I'm going to the darkside... |
I guess you had to be there to make it funny. Sorry, bad story.
Posted By: Abodame99
Date Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:49pm
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When I was playing with a friend, it was my friend and I against my brother and his friend. My friend went to the left behind a car and I went to the right behind an old RV. My friend started to shoot like crazy to make my brother think that both of us were behind the car. I had just set up my position behind the RV and my brother and his friend ran out infront of me and scared the crap out of me. I shot both of them like 12 times. I was laughing so hard I almost choked. ------------- 98c Double trigger Responce trigger expansion chamber 14" J&J Ceramic rocketcock 2 polished internals Soon to come: Barrel shroud(haven't determined one yet) Magazine Collapsable stock |