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Topic: crazy idea
Posted By: Paint_man
Subject: crazy idea
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:14pm
 im goin to bye my g/f a tippmann for vday so when i piss her off she can just shot my A$$ and save the fight

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:15pm
All successful relationships are based around violence.

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:17pm
Just buy her a hammer. Heck of a lot cheaper, better results.

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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:18pm
pee in a jar and give it to her....chicks dig jars

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:19pm
No, but her a hummer.  But also buy a gift card for 1,000,000 gallons of gas, maybe it'll last a year.


Posted By: Paint_man
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:19pm
 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know

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~Pen Spring Mod
~Remote Coil
~6 in 1 belt
~14oz and 20oz Tanks


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:20pm
Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:20pm
Yeah, let her shoot you. Some people find that kinky.



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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:22pm
Yeah, Tippmanns just scream romance.

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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:23pm

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 im goin to bye my g/f a tippmann for vday so when i piss her off she can just shot my A$$ and save the fight

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know

Tippmann should get a spell checker.



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Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:24pm
Hey.. a paintball gun would be an awesome gift!  And no, usually we girls won't shoot people when we get angry.. cause I know in my case I might not stop. lol.

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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:34pm
A paintball gun eh, if she doesnt like you can always give it to me.



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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:50pm
I'd spend 180 on 'make-up' jewelry instead

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Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:58pm

Originally posted by BLand BLand wrote:

I'd spend 180 on 'make-up' jewelry instead

That's insane!  i'd rather have somethign more practical like a better mask for paintball then stuff i'm never going to wear or make up that'll just be thrown in a box with others and again, never worn.

Tip: Don't worry about spending much on your girls.  They want romance on V-Day.  Set up a special night just for the both of you.  Get cleaned up as in shower and shave and put on some nice clothes.  Let her know that she has been your only thought throughout the day, whether that's true or not.  Make her feel appreciated.



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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 7:46pm

Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Yeah, let her shoot you. Some people find that kinky.

i find that

 sexy



Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:21pm
Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:24pm
Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


Just when I found the decoder ring in my CrackerJacks box!




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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:26pm
Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


Just when I found the decoder ring in my CrackerJacks box!




I should do something like the batty signal but with the!!!!........

DECODE SIGNAL


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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:29pm
Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


Just when I found the decoder ring in my CrackerJacks box!




I should do something like the batty signal but with the!!!!........

DECODE SIGNAL


check the sig


Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:31pm
Alright, I have now found my forum job.....

I've gotta go put it in my sig.

I may make a thread depending on how well it turns out.


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