worst things that can happen in paintball
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Topic: worst things that can happen in paintball
Posted By: batmat007
Subject: worst things that can happen in paintball
Date Posted: 30 January 2005 at 8:27pm
| What are the worst things that could happen to a person when playing paintball. |
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Posted By: Civilian Of
Date Posted: 30 January 2005 at 8:50pm
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Posted By: Bomber Brigade
Date Posted: 30 January 2005 at 8:58pm
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Dieing from a fly. ------------- 
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Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 30 January 2005 at 9:11pm
Ya trip and fall and bash you head on a rock and die from masive head wounds after 3 days cause nobody found you.
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Posted By: f@ll3n 5nip3r
Date Posted: 30 January 2005 at 10:45pm
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slipping in dog poop and falling in more dog poop(had expirience (sp?)) ------------- anti: flatline egg 2 fender guitars cyclone xbox live gamertag:fall3n 5nip3r steam tag:fallen sniper ADD ME!!! "SO I bought an Angel, How the hell do I shoot it.." -jmac3 |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:32am
Eh, nevermind. |
Civilian Of wrote:Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:38am
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hahahaha... this thread is too funny.... this will have to go in my "Funniest Threads" catagory... lol getting hit with a bat, falling in crap, and even death... hahahaha lol ------------- 
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Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 7:01am
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well here in Canada you could get mawled(sp?) by an angry beaver ------------- 
KH ARMY>you |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:19am
| Not to mention stampeding moose. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:20am
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having your pants fall down. ------------- ? |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:22am
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Takeing a <whiz> in middle of the game, Then Jabba gets hit square in the
face and retreates back to his hutt to the point you cant even find
him.. And from the pain of the hit you fall in your own <whiz>. <EDIT>
Is it so hard for you guys to watch the language these days? The
quality of this forum is going right down the crapper, and you older
members are NOT helping the situation ~ Hway>
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:23am
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You could post a topic in a rash,
judgemental online forum and suffer the shame of posting it in the
wrong category and be called a "newb" and other names by people who
would not have the testicular fortitude to say the same things to your
face.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:27am
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ehhhh?
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:28am
Hway, Most guys dont have the testicular fortitude to say anything to your face, lest they be broken. ------------- |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:31am
Do I smell a Strike for some one soon... 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:32am
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Twas a compliment Panda... Have you ever seen Hway?... He is bigger then the friggen trucks he drives.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:34am
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sorry to laugh... but thats pretty funny... -------------
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:35am
No, not this time, but it would be
nice to see some of you guys actually show some pride in this place and
conduct yourselves with a bit of class.
It just saddens me to see this forum drop right into the cesspool, considering the high standards we used to have around here. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:36am
^ We just need to set "examples" to boost moral around here... Me
may loose 1 or 2 members when the "examples" are set, but I'm
sure it would pay off....  -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:38am
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................... I did not intend to pass insults to any one here... Dont make me an example... ------------- |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:39am
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Well, sometimes to remove a cancer, some viable cells must be sacrificed, right?
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:41am
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^ Yep. (I was more or less thinking, you can win a fight without Casualties) But there are only a few that I can think of that would fit the bill of setting these "examples". -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:47am
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oh crap.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:50am
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^ ah... dont worry I wouldn't think you would be one of them, I'd
just watch your Sarcasim, prissy little attitude, and besides Regulars
are falling off the Wagon(Bad discription but oh well), so unless it is
absolutley needed I'm sure if we were to go ahead with setting these
"examples" we wouldn't target regulars unless it was absolutley needed.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:54am
You cant help but start to be sarcastic and prissy when you've been around for 4 years and seen this once great, serious, well mantianed forum go to hell. ------------- |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:57am
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Thats why the "Moral, booster" needs to be taken into effect, but I really think it is <sorry to be a broken Record> That
no one has been promoted in some time now, and people are becoming sour
that have been no promotions, and there sick of answering the same
question over and over, with out a "pat on the back" from the
advisories.
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Posted By: Ninja
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:58am
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Getting shot in the neck and having it not break on a cold October day. Of course, me being a Ninja, I can dodge paintballs easily. However, to make the game sporting, I tone my reflexes down to mere human abilities. ------------- I'll cut you. |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:00am
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I think Stealth has been doing pretty well lately. While it's better to stay on the up and up, I've seen plenty worse than what's in this thread around here lately. I've just been trying to "lead by example" in the language category. Don't know how many of the others are paying attention though. I'm not even sure how many of them can read.
Thank you, Ninja. We're glad you allow it to become possible to hit you. And I guess the worst thing I could think of would be being hit my a meteorite. It's possible while you're playing paintball. Heck, you're even outside most of the time. ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:03am
Yes those stars are quite nice to recieve, Change your attitude quite a bit as well. I remember when I got mine I was like acting so good to maintain it, Then I lost the star over reasons im still disapointed in, And I quickly started loseing interest in being anything helpfull. Now adays I try to maintain myself as best I can while still being a bit edgy for laughs... Those stars do have quite an effect. ------------- |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:12am
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Having an airplane hit you when you're playing ------------- 
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Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 11:14am
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you could get shot by one of those paintball things. -------------
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:15pm
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Your tank blows off your gun impaling a wooden plank, exploding it into a million pieces all of which stab you directly in your behind. While this occure you have just droped your new DM5, and it slef shoots blowing you in your junk. You fall over backwards and land on a rusted nail, which spikes you in the back of your knee. While you get up you notice that your DM5 is broken to pieces and you don't have insurance or warranty on it. Later that day you die from a rare form of Lepracy due to the rusted nail still being stuck in the back of your knee. YOu have died a virgin. ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:17pm
That's pretty specific. -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:19pm
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Phew!
/me wipes forehead from relief. Luckily that can never happen to me. I dont qualify on so many different levels. ------------- 
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 12:19pm
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Its a true story that's not true. ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 2:30pm
| having someone unload a hopper into ur groin area.(i got shot there once) |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 3:26pm
Heh, one time this kid decided he had to take a #2, so in the middle of the game, he just goes a little out of the way and lets loose. Nobody knew until after the game. If i knew, I would of shot him. Even though he was on my team. ------------- 
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Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 3:46pm
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Getting shot in the family jewls
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Posted By: f@ll3n 5nip3r
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 5:16pm
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my god that would suck a hardie ------------- anti: flatline egg 2 fender guitars cyclone xbox live gamertag:fall3n 5nip3r steam tag:fallen sniper ADD ME!!! "SO I bought an Angel, How the hell do I shoot it.." -jmac3 |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 5:49pm
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Running and jumping over a stump, dropping your marker the barrel ramming itself into your crotch and firing... I was depressed the rest of the day. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: E-98
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 6:00pm
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^^lol Just don't lift up your mask and get shot in the eye -------------  http://www.angryflower.com/softwa.gif - http://www.angryflower.com/softwa.gif
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Posted By: Cause-its-hot
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 9:03pm
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Runnin over and jumpin over a bunker and bunkerin your best friend....sooooooo then he gets pissed and unloads his whole hopper on you and then your relly pissed so you do the same....... And then you two are nolonger friends and never talk again...even though you been friends sence you were six and the only time you were ever mad at each other was when you fought over a hott gurl!!! ------------- Tippmann forum for life!! "TILL BAN DO US PART" |
Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:04pm
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You could see a naked woman -------------
KH ARMY>you |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:56pm
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Forgetting to take your barrel condom off Forgetting to turn your hopper on Forgetting to turn your gun on Batteries going dead right when you start Chop a ball right off the break Dive into a bunker, go under it and get lit up Forgetting to fill your pods Forgetting to fill your tank Getting bunker'd hardcore Getting shot in the twins ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 10:58pm
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shooting a deer who ran by then he comes back with father deer and mauls u to death. ------------- I need smallers sigs. AVIATOR GANG 
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 31 January 2005 at 11:47pm
That happend at a Giant Big Game that I was at, except the guy was shot in the back of the head, and then hit his head on a rock. But it was in front of everyone, and he lived. ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 12:41am
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Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 8:39am
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Slid into tree and put my back to it to get tight because I was playing forward and taking fire. A squirrel who had been mad at us all day and complaining got scared and bounded off my head. landed in my lap and ran away. Squirrel claws hurt. I jumped up sqealing like a girl, did a little dance and was shot out instantly. Everyone who saw this was taken out really quickly also because they were balled up on the ground dying. Some didn't even notice they were shot. One of my proudest moments. Never going to be forgotten or lived down. We go play somewhere new (where I try and earn a little respect) and sooner or later everybody gets to hear the story from the guys. They even do an imitation of the squeal and dance.
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Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 9:11am
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Probaly peeong in a bush during a scenario game and they ambush you. Or if you're playing on a field with a steep hill on it and you trip and roll down the whole thing knocking boards down while people behind them. Or if they're is like a 15 foot cliff and you fall on it and land on a hornets nest, or a HUGE pile of moose poo. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 10:36am
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playing in 100 degree weather and crping your pants and having to run around like that ------------- I need smallers sigs. AVIATOR GANG
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Posted By: jimbob_07
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 12:44pm
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gettin shot in the nuts sucks
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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 2:21pm
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Well, back in July, I think it was, we went to a (not so) local field for my friend's birthday.
I didn't have any of my own stuff at the time, so I rented, and decided to use one of the field's jumpsuits, the kind that has the collar going halfway up your neck. So I use up my first 100 paintballs, the ones that are included in the entry fee, and go to buy 200 more, and these are cheap paintballs, for a not-so-cheap price. In the game, I peek around the corner, and get shot in that little space on my neck, between the collar and the neck protector from the mask. Lucky me. Now, instincively my head flung back in that sort of kickback motion like something were to push against your face while the rest of your body remains stationary. My mask of course, flies off onto the ground behind me. Now not only do I have the pain of being shot directly in the bare neck from 20 feet away, I am now bare faced. So with my right arm (my paintball gun is in my right hand) I cover my face and basically dive for my mask which is laying out in the open, so I have no cover. As I grab my mask with my left hand, I realize that because of all the flailing motion of me moving my arm in such a fashion, and me diving, my hopper flew open, spilling all 200 of my newly purchased paintballs onto the ground. As you can imagine, I wasn't happy... As I mentioned before, the paint wasn't cheap at all, infact, it was 15-20 dollars per hundred. ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: nforcer4
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 2:29pm
| getting dived on while laying down behind a bunker |
Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 3:56pm
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running the getting ur ankle caught between 2 rocks and it
snaps and u fall into a river and float down stream a ways wih ur DM5 and reloader B hopper soaked. next day u wash up on shore and a bear passing by violates ur rectome and mauls ur back severly. then that night it snows and ur good ankle gets frost bitten and a deer deficates on ur head. next day 2 squirls take a large chunck out of ur testical sack and there is a rattle snake sleeping on ur back. then a mountain lion comes by and starts fighting with the snake and u get bit by both of them and just as ur about to die and be releaved of all this pain u r takin to a hospital and saved on to have crippleing scars for the rest of ur life and girls call u ugly.......or u go to take a dump and u push really hard and ur intestins come out ------------- 
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 01 February 2005 at 6:41pm
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Wow man. That sucks big time. |
Posted By: sean1234
Date Posted: 02 February 2005 at 11:58am
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I would say that the worst thing that ever happened to me was playing my very first game of paintball with a used brass eagle pump in a t shirt and pants. Of course everyone else had semi autos. I ended up finding a good hiding spot and rolling around in it. I later found out that special hiding spot ended up being all poison ivy and my legs and arms were covered in it. Now I at least wear pants and a t-shirt, have a semi automatic marker, and know what poison ivy looks like. ------------- 03 blue VF Autococker 98 custom R/T 14" j&j 12" bigshot lp kit halo tsa male palmer stab. 9 and 20 oz co2 o-ring mod dropforward |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 03 February 2005 at 1:01am
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The worst thing that can happen on a paintball field....running around wit yer fly widely open and wondering why yer feeling a slight draft. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: jc8350
Date Posted: 03 February 2005 at 7:52pm
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slipping and jumping for a bunker and landing face first in a mud hole. ------------- Dragun Fire 16" progressive evolution 2 68 3000psi pure energy |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 03 February 2005 at 8:15pm
wow. that...sux ------------- 
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 03 February 2005 at 8:16pm
ha u kno whats funny that same thing happend to me that exact same thing including the hott girl part. except we were friends since we were 12, not 6 -------------
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Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 4:48pm
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Being banned and kicked off a field after accidently bunkering a ref/little kid who turned out to be the son of the owner of the field, lol didn't happen to me but just stuff off top of my head. ------------- 
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 4:56pm
| I saw someone trip into a creek, without watertight pods. Ruined about $40 worth of paint. The field owner replaced it for free though. It rained the day before so it was very slippery that day. |
Posted By: VTpaintballer
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 5:00pm
| As you wre running you could get shot in the nuts and then fall and drop your gun and have it land on a rock and break. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 5:09pm
1) why would you be kicked off field? 2) why would you bunker a ref? ------------- 
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Posted By: NascarKevin24
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 5:19pm
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of you mask got caught on something and came up right as you where beign shot in the head. I have had my mask come off before I got the rear cocking system for my gun however I didnt get shot ------------- 
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 5:27pm
Like me?  |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 5:45pm
what does ur rear cocking system have anything to do with ur mask coming off? i think it would really suck if u jumped over the snake and someone was already there so u land on top of them and they get pissed and shoot u a few times and ther shootin hot so u get mad and shoot them bak and the ref only sees u so u get kicked out the game for bodyslamming a guy and shooting him -------------
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 6:44pm
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Being band from paintball for life, in every country ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 7:05pm
| Getting kicked in the jugular. |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 7:15pm
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Someone shooting hot, breaking the lenes of your goggles. Then shooting again and the paintball going into your eye, then your brain. Then you dying. That's the worst. ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
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Posted By: gsw.3
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 7:21pm
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Getting shot in your family jewels |
that really hurts it happened to me and it hurts like a !@#$%
Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 8:39pm
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true story: i was unscrewing my full co2 tank from my gun one time and while i was doing so i was doing this i notcied it was coming off by the reg *take aiming straight at me*, i quickly got a wrench and unscrewed the take off from the gun, however i did get a new co2 tank out of this when i went to the store. In conclusion i say the worst thing that could happen to use is that a co2 take takes off and rips a hole through your chest cavity, while of course your hands are frozen to the tank because of the co2, so your hands are going along with the tank into your body, the tank keeps on going, rips through the bak of ur body, your arms are ripped from your sockets and follows the tank through your body. your lifeless, armless body falls to the ground with a big icy hole in the middle....imo thats the worst but hey thats just me -------------
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Posted By: DrunkDriver
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 8:52pm
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Your gun giving you a STD after a good day of play. ------------- http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=260991706090alb8rs.jpg"> 
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Posted By: slipknot 555
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 9:23pm
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Getting shot in the nads would **edited**ing suck ------------- We wont Die 
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 04 February 2005 at 9:25pm
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shot in the balls...absolute worst thing.....
another bad thing..which ive done...be running through the woods to get away from someone, and try and break through a sticker bush by jumping through it ...Isnt a good idea... |
Posted By: a5stealth
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 1:32pm
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gettin shot witha shot gun and slowly bleeding to death and all ur friends know but they really werent your friends so they just leave you , rip your arms and legs out of there sockets, and they bring food every day but just enough to stay alive and eventually stop all togethor and then they take you to a river and drown you and rivive you about ten times then throw you off a cliff wereing nothing but edible underpants ------------- Nick Jr. |
Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 6:08pm
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true story... bunker someone... the cool way... go up behind
'em... put ur barrel on the back of their head... tell 'em to
give u their guns for keeps ( if they have nice, which most nubs do) if
they reject... BAM! a whole hoper into the back of their head... no
like i've done that before
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 7:04pm
Lmao I would love to see someone bunker a ref. |
Posted By: Cheeky
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 7:37pm
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not the worst but it still sucks
off the break x-ball feild dashing to the X in the middle sliding rite throuch into the other teams side nailed in the jewels and ouchies! |
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 8:05pm
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Running top speed tripping sliding reverse while your pants and undergarments fall off, your gun gets slammed against the ground bending the barrel into an "L" and the Reloader B gets cracked. As you lay half naked, your exposed genatalia gets unloaded on by a nub with a full-auto and some how he is accurate... ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 3:11pm
| As you are running full speed, you spy a piece of wire about 6" off the ground ahead of you. Not seeing the top wire, you attempt to leap over the low wire. You slam into the top wire, cutting your chest, bruising your ribs, and causing you to land on the back of your head/neck as your feet fly out from under you. Your hopper hits the ground and snaps the neck. That, and getting shot in the nads. |
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 4:32pm
| i like that^ but instead the wire decapitates you would really suck |
Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 4:42pm
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Or taking a whiz in a 12 or a 24 hour scenario event and then getting shot there multiple times. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:06pm
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You can be in the middle of a game when your cell phone rings and the your mother tells you that your real father is a test tube. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:56pm
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You become covered in human fecese. I think thats the worst thing that can happen in ANY scenario. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: and10217
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:13pm
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Getting cut up really bad on a rock while diving for the snake.
happened to my friend. his leg was gushing blood, and needed a ton of
stitches. (i cant spell)
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Posted By: PyROphantasie
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 12:13am
| Game one of paintball, my pants fell down cuz i didnt have a belt, so i was trying to put them back on and cuz i had a remote and the tank in a pouch i was trying to hold the gun at the same time, shot myself in the foot, then, after the game, i set my gun down and i guess i left the safetly off and i shot my friend in the leg point blank, giant hole in his leg basicly, luckily he was cool with it, and from then on i was made fun of from my friend, never can live down shooting myself in the foot while trying to put my pants back on, also a friend of mine whent paintballing and was lying on the ground waiting and someone came behind him(this was a night game) and shot him UP the ass. Another time i also got my car stuck in the mud while trying to avoid a big puddle in the road, so instead of staying on the gravel road i whent into a mud filled irrigation ditch, had to get a tracktor to get the car out.. not exactly paintballing but it was on the way to paintballing, so its all related |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 12:32am
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yeah, i kinda bunkered a ref... i was using my friends impulse and doing a runthrough and slipped on like, 5 paintballs that fell out of a tube, slipped, fell on my ass, pulled trigger...shot ref twice from like 3 feet away. My very first bunker too...lol.
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Posted By: DOGFACE33
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 12:50am
been shot 2 times in one day ..................... it feels like a fish gasping for a water drop lmfao |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 March 2005 at 1:16am
how bout spontaneously combusting, one joint at a time, starting at your toes and fingers? that would definetly suck ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |