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Topic: Depleted Uranium Paintballs
Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Subject: Depleted Uranium Paintballs
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 9:57pm

They would have glowing radioactive green goo on the inside.

And they would penetrate everything before stopping, so you would have a confirmed paintball splat inside your body.

I'm bored. Go ahead and subtract 1 from my forum score for spamming.



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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:01pm

just a bit of a hint-depeted uranium doesnt glow-isnt very radioactive, its only used in bullets because its heavier than lead

that being said, id rather use those new pepperballs from swat



Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:03pm

It's not used ebcause it's heavier than lead- is is that, but that's not why it's sued. It's sued because it's much DENSER than lead. Lead is a very soft metal, and deforms easily. DU, or the more politcally correct Tungsten, are both extremely dense metals that serve excellent in the capacity of punshing through battle tanka rmour and turning the crew into roman candles.

Hell, a while ago in Iraq, two american Bradleys firing DU rounds from their 25mm guns killed five Iraqi T55 tanks. Grante,d the T55 is obsolete, but they sure as hell could have killed the Brads if the Americans hadn't acted quickly. I got a graphic description from one of my military instructors of what happens when armoured piercing 25mm ammo hits a tank... pretty cool and gruesome.



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Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:16pm

LOL

I just thought of something!

I want a necklace made out of depleted uranium. That would be SICK! That'd make me SICK literally! But I'd be freaking cool, wouldn't I?



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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:17pm

Be kinda warm actually, wouldn't it?

C'mon man, get cancer- everyone's doin' it! C'mon, jsut try it once; if you don't like it, you never have to try it again. Just once.

Just once.



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Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:24pm
I'd only wear it on weekends.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 10:36pm
Oh, well OK then. Have at 'er.

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 13 February 2005 at 11:36pm
I have lost about 100 brain cells just reading this thread . . .

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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 14 February 2005 at 6:56pm
Originally posted by Klaus Klaus wrote:

just a bit of a hint-depeted uranium doesnt glow-isnt very radioactive, its only used in bullets because its heavier than lead

that being said, id rather use those new pepperballs from swat

is there anyway you can get those?

 



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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 14 February 2005 at 11:51pm
how about a testical piercing made with DU!


Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 6:11am

Originally posted by 636andy636 636andy636 wrote:

how about a testical piercing made with DU!

If that is a suggestion you are making to me, you believe I deserve the Darwin award for making this hideous topic.

Which is fair enough.



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Who loves the chocolate?
Everyone loves the chocolate.
Nobody hates the chocolate.
'Cos everyone loves the chocolate.


Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 8:50am

Originally posted by 636andy636 636andy636 wrote:

how about a testical piercing made with DU!
   dude, if you did that and then had sex with a paintball gun, you could start your own pro team within your family

 



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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 12:14pm
Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

I have lost about 100 brain cells just reading
this thread . . .

dear god, you must be in the double digits now, or am i
confusing that with your IQ?


Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 5:18pm
wow.your name applies


Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 6:31pm
Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

I have lost about 100 brain cells just reading this thread . . .


I lost about 150


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Posted By: jacob_100
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:14pm
it would pretty asome to see someone with depleted uranim paintballs.there guns would weight so much,even with onlyone hopper

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Posted By: Silence Dogood
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 11:07pm

You know, here is a bit of fun. Type in Uranium into an eBay search box. Look at the hits. You will find alloys - mainly Uranium Salfate - which is shipped to you encased in glass marbles.

They glow green when you hold em up to the sun, are warm to the touch, and they set off geiger counters. Point is, I am sure if you order enough, one of them will be .68 calibur.

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I've said too much. ::eats suicide pill::



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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 5:14pm
i think its funny that back when they just discovered nnuclear power they thought it wuz cool that it glowed and they put it on ther faces at nite and then wondred wy ther faces fell off

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Posted By: SacredSniper
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 11:10pm
im just waitin for somebody to set up the "chernobyl paintball park", it could be really cheap, and they could have auctions to get rid of the gear of the players who die on premises, itd be great fun man....they could have go-carts and waterslides (complete with nuclear waste), and an onsite burn center for anyone who really gets lit up. and remember kids, no wiping! you wanna keep anything you get on you as isolated as possible...

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Posted By: Silence Dogood
Date Posted: 17 February 2005 at 10:57am

Three Mile Island Speedball Park?

::sniffs::

I smell the sweet sweet aroma of success and cash. Or is it sex and candy? Either way, I fail to see how building a paintball park on radiactive premises could be classified as a bad idea in ANY degree.

Tippmann. I think you should shelve out the money for this. You could make it a tourist attraction. Hire some chemists to make your own element out of all the chemicals around there. Call it Tippmannium. Make new guns that are powered by Tippmannium. Just for giggles, while you are at it, clone a bunch of dinosaurs and stick um on the island.

::realizes his pathetic attempts to be funny and shuts up::



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Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset.
-Kill them all. God will know his own.

Face me, lest I find justice in the slaughter of your family.


Posted By: jacob_100
Date Posted: 18 February 2005 at 8:55pm
this is one funny topic. but i never new that u could order uranum off ebay.kinda scary.dern democrats!!!.its there falt

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Alot of people these days play speed-ball and have superspeed gun.If you are one of the few pump players left,put this as ur sig.

-Phantom
45* grip
t-stock
20 round center feed
12 gram changer


Posted By: Curlyman666
Date Posted: 18 February 2005 at 10:54pm

^^^LOL your right dern democrats but lets not make this a politics arguement but that would be awesome i wanna buy some uranium off ebay and it would explode when i shot it outta my gun and that would be so sweet



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Posted By: Achilleas
Date Posted: 19 February 2005 at 2:40am
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