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Topic: Elizabethean insults
Posted By: WGP guy
Subject: Elizabethean insults
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:35pm
In english we did this thing about elizibethean insults.  here were mine:

Thou infectious mangeled ****-piece

Thou beslubbering full-gored nut-hook

Thou yeasty maggot-pie joithead


do your worst(insults)



Replies:
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:38pm
you suck?

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Nobody ever suspects the fun police!


Posted By: nickman98
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:

you suck?


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:46pm
Your mom.

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:46pm
wait, is this a flame war?  I didn't think of it that way.


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:47pm
Your sig is too big!

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:54pm
Originally posted by Frozen Balls Frozen Balls wrote:

Your sig is too big!


Even though he isn't a mod anymore, ultamite trooper said it was okay.

*in tears*  That good enough for you?


Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:54pm
I bite my thumb at you sir.


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:01pm
Can someone explain what is going on?

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:01pm
Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

I bite my thumb at you sir.


Excuse me sir, do you bite your thumb at me?

*whisper* is the law on my side if I say yes


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:02pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Can someone explain what is going on?


Read Romeo and Juliet.


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:02pm

Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

I bite my thumb at you sir.

Do you bite thy thumb at me sir?



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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:02pm
Thou shast stoofooo.

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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:07pm
Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Can someone explain what is going on?


Read Romeo and Juliet.

No.


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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:11pm
I shall take WGP guy's maidenhead!

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I need a new Sig...


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:13pm
Beetle-headed flap-eared knave!


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:16pm
Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

I shall take WGP guy's maidenhead!
  I didn't know you felt that way.


Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 15 February 2005 at 10:58pm

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction!!!

You english pig-dog.



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 12:38am
Now go away, or I shall be forced to taunt you a
second time...


Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 8:08am
Poop > WGP Guy

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<Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules>


Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 10:17am

Egad...

-me



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Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 10:47am

Thy visage besmirches the good name of beauty. Thy countanance has much in likeness with vermin. An yo mamma wears army boots.     I'm done now. I feel better. Thanks for the lol.



Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 3:04pm
Originally posted by Bolt3 Bolt3 wrote:

Poop > WGP Guy

Burn.


Posted By: ifull98
Date Posted: 16 February 2005 at 4:41pm
You naughty knave, insolent cankerblossom.

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