Teh Zombies Are Coming!!1!11
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Topic: Teh Zombies Are Coming!!1!11
Posted By: slacker guy
Subject: Teh Zombies Are Coming!!1!11
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:38pm
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What would you do if zombies started to attack everywhere?
i would like it, goin and fightin some zombies, (as long as i dont get bitten) what weapons would u want at your disposal ------------- 
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Posted By: ifull98
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:41pm
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You've been playing too much Resident Evil 4. ------------- Real Newspaper Headlines: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:42pm
ya would be hot. id have fun playing baseball w/ their faces.  ------------- I need smallers sigs. AVIATOR GANG 
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Posted By: DrexelSkaPB
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:43pm
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Fight until I can no longer, then commit suicide by a huge explosion, taking as many of those f'ers with me. ------------- It seems like all the cool cats do this: Custom 98, Flatline, r/t, CAR stock, custom camo paintjob, which every hopper I feel like putting on it, vertical adapter, oh dibs, I'm running out of charact |
Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:44pm
| Hop in the goodyear blimp and party hard. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:46pm
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Shoot for the head. ------------- 
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:48pm
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im ready and patiantly waiting for the day. i have everything needed to survive. call me paranoid, but youll see whos living and whos not on that day... ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:53pm
Yeah, I'm sure you'd love being scared out of your mind, being forced to kill loved ones before they killed you, not being able to fall asleep.... sounds like a blast to me 
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slacker guy wrote:Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:59pm
i would be scared, but I would still like to kill me some zombies. But after a month of feice battling eveything is ok again and there are gameshows with the zombies and u can bet on them! -------------
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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 8:59pm
i have x-box -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:01pm
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I'd totaly flip out and either kill myself or or go down fighting, but probably the kill myself method.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:04pm
| Go on a zombie-killing spree with a 12 ga. Bennelli. |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:07pm
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I'd gather all my friends and loot a nearby gun shop. Then rob some convience stores for sustanance. Then we'd all go to the cabin on the lake and build fortifications. I'd also try to score with some zombie chicks, I hear they're easy. ------------- |
Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:08pm
finaly some1 with some imagination -------------
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Posted By: P!NK panther
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:11pm
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rocket launcher to kill all the hitler zombies! ------------- http://www.theimagehosting.com"> 
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:13pm
Basically the clichéd zombie movie, but with an X-rated twist. |
Posted By: St. Jimmy
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:29pm
| For weapons at my disposal...How bout the Spear of Destiny. I bet I'd win. |
Posted By: juggalette_99
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:31pm
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i think the world will b a better place with more condoms around
------------- i love icp psychopathic records im down 4 life im a juggalette n i dont give a **edited** wat any1 thinks |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:32pm
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I'd take a nap
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:42pm
| I'd quick drive down to the Harry's Army Navy near me and say "Give me that AR-15 [I've had my eye on one there for about a year and a half-it's hot!], and 400 rounds of 5.56. And any mags you've got lying around while you're at it. If you can, throw in that .45 and some ammo too. And a box of 500 rounds of .22, for the gun in my closet. Thanks" and run out. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 9:46pm
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Acid anyone?
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 10:39pm
I literally Laughed Out Loud at that... Good stuff. As for me, I would find the smallest nook or crany and fit myself into it. Heros die. Don't be a hero. |
Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 11:19pm
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Load up an Abrams with some food, girlfriend, and friend. Lock my family in the basment (with food of course). Rampage. ------------- [IMG]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6924/willproducsv6.jpg"> |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 20 February 2005 at 11:54pm
thats exactly what i was going to say, good job. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: fishsticks
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:25am
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id grab my shotgun, "borrow" my dads dakota r/t and run through a bunch of zombies on the way to my buddies house where he has a nice sized arsenal of any kind of gun you'd want. we'd set up his dual .30 calibur machine guns on the roof and mow down zombies by the hundreds. while the machine guns cool off wed grab some of the sniper rifles and pick off even more zombies for fun. then we'd bust out the shotguns and have even more fun.
i want to kill some zombies now... ------------- A gun is not a weapon... It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or...uh, a...an alligator. |
Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:27am
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Or a BFG! ------------- Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate. Nobody hates the chocolate. 'Cos everyone loves the chocolate. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:38am
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dude...sniper rifle...get high up and then just have a blast
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:41am
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They'll trap you! I'd rather attack them with a chainsaw. ------------- Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate. Nobody hates the chocolate. 'Cos everyone loves the chocolate. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:42am
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eD TAKe mAH FLAMTHROWR N ROST TEH ZOMBIES!!!111ONONO1111 . . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:49am
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Find a two floor building that is easily defendable. (I.e. my high school) I'd destroy all of the stair cases and replace them with retractable extension ladders. On the second floor of the building I'd stock pile materials, supplies, ammunition, water, food, etc. I'd put my living quaters up there also. Allow myself and all of my friends and family to live there, and out last the zombies. I'd use the roof for sniping purposes, and set up a few (stolen) machine guns on tripods, and what not. Maybe lob a few molotovs into Zombie herds. As I'm trying to out last those dirty rascals, I'd send out and participate in raids (whose's sole purpose is to kill any zombies and gather supplies and fresh water) downtown, and in the county.
------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:57am
| I'd try with some pipe, model rocket engines, black powder, aluminum powder, fuses that burn at various rates, batteries, wire, etc. to make as many makeshift RPGs as I could. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 1:05am
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A minigun, and flame thrower, and im happy. Or just the good year blimp. Or a missle silo. Ide also lock myself in fort knox with provisions. Or any other maximus security fascility. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Gewwy
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 2:07am
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id drive my wart hog rite into a bigfriggen herd of dem and jump into the gunnerseat and shoot dem dead(er) ------------- E-Tek Ego |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 2:13am
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Seriously use Acid.... Best Weapon... Think about it... if your Trippin out so Hard, that your seeing other things are you ganna worry about any little wussy zombie? I think not... You'd probably be more worried about that giant glass of Orange juice that just winked at you, then you would with some slow paced mindless Zombie. -------------
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:35pm
Zombie chicks bite. ------------- 
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 12:53pm
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I think some of you guys *cough*Belt*cough*
have looked into the Zombie Survival guide too much.. Anyways. I would
start by clearing the burning streets and going into a gun shop where
the owner would probably point a gun at me. I would make my way to a
police station while battleing all kinds of crazy things and slowly
following a little girl that had escaped from her evil dad that got
himself all transformed. Meanwhile I would probably stumble into the
mayors office where he had to shoot his girl to keep her from turning
into a zombie. After I was done with the station I would go down into the sewers and avoid the giant spiders and crazy dogs. After the sewer I would return to the station for a little more zombie cappin'. After that I would probably discover a secret passageway in the clock and somehow end up in a lab where I would probably end up facing off against the evil tyrant that was following me the whole game, and catch a ride on the train out... Oh yeah.. ------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 1:21pm
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12 guage pump, .308 M1A SOCOM, .45 HK MK III. then mabe a big john deer combine with a corn head...minced zombie... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:04pm
| I would throw rocks. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:05pm
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hahahahahaha...lol, oh man, i laughed sooo hard when i read that...so true, so true. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: fishsticks
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 1:01am
have you ever seen "dead alive"... its one of peter jacksons other great films. quite a few zombies were minced with a lawnmower by the main character in one of the bloodiest scenes i have ever seen in a movie. ------------- A gun is not a weapon... It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or...uh, a...an alligator. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 1:12am
So do what they do in Dawn of the Dead. Have someone point put a person and try to find them and shoot them. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: SebastianBlack
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 6:34am
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move to alaska.
Since they are dead they cant regulate body temp, dont gotta worry about them bothering me. "Oh look, the zombie is frozen and cant move, ok guys, we've got a new bunker" ------------- FFKFASOFAA Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 6:47am
TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the head. Not to *edit* on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some *edit*ing parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bull*edit*. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this **edited**ing asshole's boat? And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist? Yeah. Pretty much, yeah. Dawn of the Dead > * |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 7:43am
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Are we talking Night of the Living Dead zombies or 28 Days Later zombies? I'd rather have slow, dopy zombies. If they're all slow then you could live an almost normal life. The key would be to get all the zombies on the continent in one large group, shambling along. Then the survivors could just alternate flying to the opposite coasts. The zombies would slowly make their way back to eat the tender manflesh and then you just hop on a plane back to the other coast. You'll have some frustrated zombies, sure, but heck with them.
Gotta remember the most important rules for a zombie invasion: Always go armed, and always save a bullet for yourself. ------------- 
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Posted By: chettacheez
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:42am
| I'd knock em in the head with a cricket paddle, Shaun of the dead style! |
Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:51am
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wow..someone needs to lay off the video games and movies. ------------- 
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Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 11:30am
| My Winchester Model 94 and Ruger Vaquero in 45 Colt. Interchangeable ammo solves a LOT of problems. Make it to a Carribean Island, clean up, live happily ever after. |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 11:33am
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i would crap my pants but if i didnt i would want a high powered automatic machine gun with thousands of rounds so as to never run out ------------- 
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Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 11:50am
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Hide in a garbage truck.
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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 6:33pm
we r talkin ngiht of the living dead, those r my favorite kind of zombies
that is 1 of my favorite movies on a side note me and a friend r gonna write a book on what to do if zombies attack (it will go right to #1 best seller of coarse) -------------
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Posted By: Atreyu
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:01pm
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12 gauge. 9mm, a **edited**load of ammo, make base in the mall {their is a mall like 5 minetes from my house} and some cd's and my friends, have a good time killin **edited**. ------------- If you wanna serve up above or be a King down below with us your welcome the City where your future is set forever. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:05pm
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The 28 days later zombies would suck i mean. Man...Its hard enough to get away from those darn zombies that just kinda hodge podge around. Someone is always slippin or havin a baby or whatever. So zombies that could run...that would just suck. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Atreyu
Date Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:06pm
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I forgot. I would also steal a Chevy Avalanch and put a cb in it, along with brush gaurd and some off-road lights, drive around with my friends in the back and go all terminater and **edited**. Now i want a zombie invasoin...damn ------------- If you wanna serve up above or be a King down below with us your welcome the City where your future is set forever. |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 12:45am
| Pick up the book "The survival guide to zombies." It's pretty new. A humorous book that actually details fighting zombies. A good read. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 12:47am
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Posted By: LoveandpainPB
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 12:54am
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If it were in fact Z-day i would have 1 of those guns from the movie "The Mask" that seem to have barrels of everytype of shooting out of it. And i would have some kickass rock tunes spewing from a radio strapped to my pack so i could run around killing zombies, kittens, and basically whatever else got in my way. |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 12:56am
"Just shoot them in the head! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the head." "TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the head." "TV said a lot of things that aren't true." Edit: I wish I had known I posted like the same thing about a month ago. WAY TO BUMP OLD THREADS. |
Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:03am
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:07am
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Man, fi zombies ever came, i'd go to my neighbors, grab his gun, go barricade myself in my room and then:
shoot them with all my paint form my paintball gun just for fun 
I'd save the rela gunf or when it was needed ------------- 
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:16am
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Why the heck did you bump this.
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:54am
| Because I just bought that book. It's difficult to explain, because basically the guy writes it as if zombies were truly real. Quite funny and informative. |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 9:00am
| APC with extra fuel. Go GTA on all them. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 9:14am
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Napalm. Lots of it. ------------- |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 11:27am
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I had this dicussion plenty of times with friends of mine. We would stock up on ammo and guns we already have. We would also stock on arrows for my friends. We would then hibernate in one of our attics that the only way up there is with a ladder. Also we would have plenty of supplies.
Another plan was to go into a super market and wait it out. But there are huge windows that can be broken so they would be able to get in. Or just go the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:05pm
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A lot of times, i have "If you were the last person on earth, would you....
Stop for traffic lights Drive on the right side of the road Take a jet to another country/continent and ditch it in mid air Drive cars till they ran out of gas. And sometimes zombies are thrown in to the mix. I would take a big truck, and somehow mount a minigun on it, possibly and army isue hummer or whatever. And go to town. But i think i would launch a nuke just for the heck of it.. Ide bomb some place i have no desire to go. Like flagstaff arizona, i think that would be AWSOME! To send off a nuke. Mhmm ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:18pm
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 May 2005 at 1:37pm
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Well, if i was the last person on the face of the earth, i would do lots of things. Sleep in everyones bed.. Use their toilets, lots of just strange random stuff. And lauch a nuke would be one of them. I would also start a forest fire i think. But just a small one. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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