I’m da best at paintball
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Topic: I’m da best at paintball
Posted By: Da Best
Subject: I’m da best at paintball
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:44pm
I'm so good at paintball it's not even funny. My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank, a 600 ball backback hopper with warp feed, an 18 inch barrel, a double triger, and other stuff and well that's enough about my gun how about me? I felt so good today that I have to tell about me. There was this one time I shot this guy about 20 times! That's right 20 times before he even saw me. Man that was so tight! So that's all I have to tell you today and oh yea I'm the paintballer with the blue dragon on the back of my shirt, so if any of you see that blue dragon you might as well give up.
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Posted By: GunSamurai
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:49pm
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no trust me you deffinatly suck and no one likes you especially me and your mom and the ladies..... ------------- So, What button draws my gun? Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers" Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns? Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people. |
Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:51pm
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Wow... just... wow... Get a life dude... And I agree with GunSamurai, no one likes you... ------------- 98 Custom HK G36C Appearance 70/4500 Dye Throttle Ricochet AK Polished Internals Aluminum Power Tube Dye Sticky 3 Grips Next on the list: ??? |
Posted By: GunSamurai
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:52pm
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especially his mom right?
------------- So, What button draws my gun? Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers" Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns? Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people. |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:53pm
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I'm afraid. ------------- 
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Posted By: GunSamurai
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:58pm
I just know these things. ------------- So, What button draws my gun? Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers" Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns? Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people. |
GunSamurai wrote:Posted By: DrexelSkaPB
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 11:00pm
| Haha, backpack hopper. Too bad when you walk or run, they all bounce around loosely and break (it's been proven!). So I guess you were the loser shooting all that soup? |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 02 March 2005 at 11:06pm
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ITS TRUE HE SHOT ME 20 TIMES IN THE NECK!! I DONT REMEMBER MUCH BECUASE OF THE PAIN AND LACK OF OXYGEN BUT ONCE I GOT OUT OF INTENZIVE CARE I WAS ALRIGHT!! LOLZORS YOU GUYS SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM HIM, HE IS THE BEST!! ------------- 
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Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:25am
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Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:26am
lol ------------- 
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:00am
O look another fool trying to be annoying, I wonder how long before he's guested ------------- 
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Posted By: sportdeamon89
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:02am
LMAO. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Trigger Flatline (woodsball only) 14" Ultralite Car Stock (woodsball only) R-T (not installed) Shocktech Gas-thru Grip Macro-Line NW Drop Forward 68/4500 Nitro Duck Xstream |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:06am
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Wanna 1v1 "Da Best"?
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:11am
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... -me ------------- 
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Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:27am
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Well from what you've said you really sound like a poser, and I seriously doubt that you are the best, or else you would be on paintball tv. From the way you talk I could beat you. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 12:15pm
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Well, I think this calls for a McFlaming. For simplification purposes I highlighted in red the specific areas I plan to make fun of. I will try to use simple words in case Da Best comes back and reads this.
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 1:19pm
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This is so stupid I feel I HAVE to quote it...Stupidity is highlighted in red...yeah thats right EVERYTHING u said was utterly ignorant. Not_an_attempt_to_flame.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 1:25pm
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I for one welcome our new retarded paintball overlord ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:07pm
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This thread is rated R for:
My message for Da best
My final comment: Da best I would pwn you.
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Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:17pm
| this is wuts wrong with the forum. BTW da best, one on one any day, tell me when ur in NJ and im shoot u 40 times. |
Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:21pm
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I didn't catch that. I'm sure he knows what he is talking about..... HAHAHA |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:25pm
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Yes because no way possible is this another member of this forum.. Newbs don't type properly usually! Remember that...
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Posted By: ItalianoGuy04
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:38pm
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u suk at life
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Supe'd up Spyda Victor, don't like it, don't care |
Posted By: St. Jimmy
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:45pm
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http://www.imageshack.us"> Is it me or has imageshack really overdone it with the advertising? |
Posted By: B-Re@l
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 2:59pm
^^^^^ AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH... thats all I have to say! ------------- Mess with the best--Die like the rest! |
Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 3:01pm
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Do us all a favor; stop breathing. ------------- 
KH ARMY>you |
Posted By: Jeremy578
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 3:10pm
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Posted By: Da Best
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 4:59pm
Gee, you guys are so mean to me, I was just trying to brag
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Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:07pm
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Classic example of a newb statement. They all think that its the gun that makes a good player, Its not. And you do know that it takes only one shot to get somone out, dont you? So don't shoot somone more times than necessary, its a good way to waste paint and get on there nerves. -------------  Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:22pm
Hopefuly sooner then later ------------- Camo'd 98C Remote Polished internals Dbl trigger 14" J&J Ceramic Barrel Rocket Cock 2 Trigger Slop Mod 12V Revvy 03' Dye stikies R/T Drop Forward |
Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:30pm
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LOL! I thought it was kindof funny myself. |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:32pm
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I'm really scared. I'll make sure to watch out for that blue dragon!
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 5:58pm
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You used fantastic grammar. Much kudos for that.
Otherwise, die in a fire. That burns. Yeah. |
Posted By: Da Best
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:37pm
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They all think that its the gun that makes a good player, Its not. Don't you think I know that because I'm da best |
Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:42pm
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:46pm
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...sigh
How old are you kid? Did you mommy buy you youre 20 oz nitro tank? If you shot a guy 20 times youre lucky he didnt get mad and beat your face into a bloody pulp. |
Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:25pm
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welcome to the forum i guess. ------------- I need smallers sigs. AVIATOR GANG 
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:33pm
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Oh.
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Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 8:12am
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Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me |
Posted By: POGUE182
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 10:13am
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thats worst than me ------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY - My Invisible Rope |
Posted By: Thekfbsts
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 11:01am
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If u shot me 20 times i would of taken ur mask off and smashed some of your teeth out of ur stupid little head. ------------- Me = NEWBIE |
Posted By: reclusivetorrid
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 11:11am
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ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN THAT IS ENOUGH!
He's a little kid that made a mistake. I want to see this thread die NOW! Sometimes people tell stories. Now that you all feel really important for making fun of a little kid you can go back to your awesome lives. BTW the 20oz nitro thing is pretty funny... ------------- 
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