Share Your Embarasing Paintball Stories
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Topic: Share Your Embarasing Paintball Stories
Posted By: crazy_dave
Subject: Share Your Embarasing Paintball Stories
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 6:59pm
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Ok, Ok, heres mine ya might have read it before, all true!
i got knocked out once, by a paintball. . .i was playing and everyone except for me and my bud where hit so it was a shootout, bang bang bang i shot at him bang bang bang bang he shot at me bang bang i shot at him, bang bang bang bang bang i got shot in the "sweet spot" (ON MY HEAD!) and i got nocked out...my friends say i dove, i dont remember diving ------------- Real guns have gills. |
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Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:03pm
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My pants feel down while I was playing speedball. It was off the break and I was running for a bunker. My pants were suddenly around my ankels. I fell. But I was close enough to the bunker that I didn't get shot. Ever since I have worn a belt when I play paintball. ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:07pm
LOL  .I screwed up a Sweet bunkering move by takeing out the tip of my barrel against the bunker.  ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:08pm
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^lmao. I've always worn a belt. It makes you faster that way you don't sag. My most embarresing story is probaly when I tried bunkering a guy with one hand and missed and got shot twice like 3 feet away. ------------- TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM 14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:09pm
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everything i do is embarassing, i am really bad at paintball, but i have fun so oh well ------------- 
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:13pm
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:13pm
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I slide into and try to play the snake every day I play. Most embarassing would have to be when I lost my cocking rod on an Xball field. Because I lost it I ran up the right tape to attempt to surrender someone and there was 3 people with angles on me when I got there. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:14pm
| playing paint or pain, i went againest my 2 friends, 2 on 1. I got shot 40 times. I didn't even hit either of them |
Posted By: nforcer4
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:18pm
| a ball recoshaided of a tube under the mask an busted in my mouth.....not that embaresing |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:29pm
| Shot in the twins. Tore through my pants, needless to say i was a bit worried. Thankfully it missed. |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:39pm
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i was standing waiting for the game to start and i realized i had some ants on my leg so i take my gun (it had a vertical feed) and i roll the paintballs out of the chamber and into the hopper *wasn't thinking logically* and i shot the ants off w. co2......it worked great till one rolled back in (there is silence as the game is about to begin and then it is suddenly broken by a shout of surprise and pain at the same time) i shot myself in the foot SO heres the lesson for you newbies DONT SHOOT ANTS OFF YOUR LEG WITH CO2 CUZ YOU MIGHT SHOOT URSELF IN THE FOOT ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:39pm
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^ You couldn't tell whether or not it hit you right away????? ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Da Best
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:28pm
Ha, embarasing paintball stories, I don't have any because I'm da best!
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:30pm
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me and my friends were playing woodsball and we decided to do a full on charge at the other team... in the process i had a stray paintball whizz at me and graze my scrotum... thats when i fell to me knees and rolled down the hill... i was in tears... but i didn't let anybody know untill now... ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg">  Because I can.
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Posted By: 2k4kev
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:36pm
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Not me but, random team shot out their opponents seemingly quick, and there back man tried to be funny, decides to run back to there end and pretend to hang the flag. Hes running back, his team mates a flippin' he trips, falls, and hangs the flag in their end, the loose the point ------------- 
KH ARMY>you |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:39pm
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i knocked out my friend too once with a close head shot. he threw his gun at least 10ft and hit his head on a stump too. but he came to when i shot him three times in the leg. funny as hell. as for mine, once i jumped in a stack of three tractor tires (might have been hyperpipe upright, i forgot), but there was a huge underground yellow jacket nest at the bottom which i sunk over ankles into the dug up sand. got a lot of stings. people thought i was getting lit up. ------------- 
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:40pm
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crazy dave..that was the best story i have ever heard...
Bang Bang Bang he shot at me bang bang bang i shot at him O the Suspense! |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:45pm
I don't have any embarassing moments. I...**edited**ing...RULE! ------------- 
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nforcer4 wrote:Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:52pm
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Not my story, but a friends. My friend Tyler was at camp with me, and all we play at camp is stock (SL-68 II's). Well, Tyler attempts to jump over and bunker and while doing so he trips and lands wrong and breaks his ankle. Well, he sitting there screaming at a ref, and while laying there a kid runs up and shoots him. ------------- |
Posted By: Variable
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 9:31pm
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I was playing in some woods that used to be an old coal mine (lots of
ridges and such) and we didn't use pods for the games and during the
first one I forgot to load my hopper. I played the entire game
without any ammunition and I managed to not get shot.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/colonelbob/faaaaall.gif - Fat girl falling. |
Posted By: crazy_dave
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 9:44pm
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sneaky are we ------------- Real guns have gills. |
Posted By: Variable
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:05pm
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I guess so, I was just really lucky to not have had to intiate any firefights.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/colonelbob/faaaaall.gif - Fat girl falling. |
Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 10:17pm
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Pretty much everytime we play I end up running to something and falling face first getting my barrel stuck in the ground. Most recently happened while playing in the snow. ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 11:14pm
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I have 2:
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Posted By: Brainless_Fool
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 11:27pm
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I got shot in both eyes. Now I'm blind. ------------- Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate. Nobody hates the chocolate. 'Cos everyone loves the chocolate. |
Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 03 March 2005 at 11:30pm
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First time playing ever... field rental 98 did not have a safety (something about people hitting them by accident and getting out because of their safety... what a dumb reason). Hit the trigger by mistake, blew the barrel plug into the dirt.
Various goggings thanks to my predisposition to take my friend on in 1 on 1 games, combined with his tendency to blind fire... I can't really think of too many embarrassing stories.. My most frustrating story would be when myself and this dumb kid got out because he didn't listen to me. He was 14, in camo, insisted that he was in the Marines until he found out I was 16 and knew what I was doing. Idiot. Tried to run too far up the field, got us both nailed. ------------- Is God real? You'll find out when you die. 
Okay, I don't have a clever signature zinger. So sue me. |
Posted By: crazy_dave
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 4:56pm
fun, its what its all about, seriously  ------------- Real guns have gills. |
Posted By: Gotpaint92
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 5:19pm
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one time I was running for the flag. and I was playing with a new barrel and I was consideralbaly longer than what I was used to so Anyhoo I cliped it on a tree and I flipped over the gun and landed on my back ------------- Be care full! Sigs earn strikes |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 04 March 2005 at 5:32pm
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Tip: When cleaning paint from the barrel porting by shooting a blank while covering the front of the barrel with your hand, make sure you don't have a ball in the chamber. Cuz it hurt.
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Posted By: marktippman98
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:48pm
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I got 2 stories one times i was refing wif no mask(wat a idiot i am eh) for a friends game like 2v2 so me and this other guy r at the side suddenly buddy makes a dash for a bunker right beside me and my friend being the idiot i am i keep on watching while my other friend shields his eye next thing ya no im screaming im shot in the eye **** i got shot in the eye 2) one time i was playing woodsball wif friend and it was 3v3 and i was on a hill i shot the one from top while one of my teammate got shot 2 after seeing 2 of their team come up the hill i day f this i ran down the hill thinking a big tree can stop me well it didn't i smoked it and did a front flip and landed on my back my team mate finally called timeout for me after he found me lying dazed on the ground later that day i was fine and played some more paintball lol true story ------------- (In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1 |
im blind im blind ahhhhhhh ahhhhh beep beep beep luckly i got shot right next to the eye in the nose their was a hudge bruise the next day cool thing was i watched my friends Piranaha shoot amazing straight wif a 12" progressive barrel true storyPosted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:54pm
WORST SPELLING EVER! </comic book guy> ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 9:00pm
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something about knocking a pipe bunker over ------------- 
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 8:45am
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Old thread re-bumped? People should die for this one. Anyway, I have two, both involving trees. The first, I was tearing through the woods to get away from two guys that were chasing me. I was looking back at them, and clotheslned myself on a treebranch. It caught me in the middle of the chest, and laid me out on my back. Then last weekend, I was again running, grabbed a treebranch and was going to use it to sting behind the tree, when it tore loose and crashed down on the top of my head. It knocked my mask down and laid me out on my back again.
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 8:53am
Like being on your back huh reb? 
Anywho I was playing at Atomix and went from back center to back left and dropped my gun but still ran to the bunker After a little bit of no shooting, I just causually walked over picked up my gun, closed the hopper and walked back to my bunker and commenced firing All the while people just looked at me------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 9:06am
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I dont have any embarressing stories really, however.. Michigan Monster 2003... Yellow team, Bravo bunker, Attack of like 200 Reds on bravo bunker... Me standing in the shrubbery completly oblivious to the reds because of a blond with a pink thong.... Then 'TheGuy' pulled me away from my moment, and back into the torrent of hell that was takeing place. ------------- |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 9:08am
I've had that happen to me one to many times ont he field lol -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 9:11am
It's quite hypnotic really... Oddly enough as the story goes that chick was a forumers G/F... Cant remember which forumer though. For some reason i'm thinken it was 'Dazed'.. ------------- |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 9:19am
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I shot a teammate the last time I played. He suprised me by coming out of the treeline in a spot were I didnt expect him so I light him up. I had already fired off 3 shots to his chest and one to his neck before I realised it was him.
I felt bad for him for a second or but now he and I laugh at it. ------------- 
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Posted By: 10kpbler
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 9:21am
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This was like my 5th game ever, I was stillusing my
Tallon... I was on my teams right flank, and was with three other guys. One guy had a semi, but the rest of us had pumps. There was this guy with a cocker on the other team holding down our entire flank. We were like 25 feet away and getting a bath of spray from this guy's cocker. So I crawled into this ditch and tried to sneak around. Anywho, this ditch let out about 7 feet right behind the guy with the cocker. I came out, stood up behind him, and pulled the trigger. It was then I realized that my Tallon had not been cocked this entire time. To make a long story short, I fired a few shots at him at a range of seven feet, all of them missing. Amazingly he didn't notice me, and ended up getting shot by the guy with the semi. I decided then and there to buy a new gun. Last year one the same feild I decided to get a few guys and sneak behind the other team via the river. We had just crawled down the bank into the river when I noticed that the rocks were a lot more slippery than they had been the week before. But this was my idea, and I wasn't about ready to turn around and go back. I ended up slipping and falling onto my back. I ended up getting just about everything soaked except for my gun, which probably wouldn't have mattered with Tippmann... ------------- Model 98C J&J 2P Palmers Stab. LPK w/side cocking mod NW Drop w/on-off RT w/silenced sear spring Lapco Raised Sight Rail |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 10:55am
| In an indoor speedball field. It was really slippery so I tried to slide on my knees to a bunker but slide to far and ended up in the wide open and got shot out. |