Deep Quotes...
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Topic: Deep Quotes...
Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Deep Quotes...
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:10am
Hey,
I thought it would be cool if we had a thread where people posted just deep quotes...
Rules, You can post anything you like, as long as there is indeed a
quote in it, and it is cool... Post the quote, and the person who first
said it.
------------- WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:20am
"To those who would fail to heed their own words, a warning: You never know who might be listening..." Control Voice - The Outer Limits
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:21am
I put two of my favorites in my sig.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:25am
Good one Matty
And yes reif, I have always loved you're sig quotes.
------------- WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:27am
I paraphrase: Religion is not so important as faith. -Dali Lama
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:31am
"Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they
become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch
your habits; they become your character. Watch your character for it
will become your destiny."
Dont know who said it, But I love that quote....
As you can see in a prior thread I made, heh.
------------- WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:41am
"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly." -Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 10:13am
reifidom wrote:
"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly." -Winston Churchill |

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 10:16am
Lady Astor: Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: Lady, if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Also, interesting fact, Winston Churchill's bird, Charlie, is still alive. She's 105 this year and is still talking about the Nazis and Hitler using language that would have her banned from this forum. He specifically taught her to swear, especially in front of company.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 10:17am
reifidom wrote:
Lady Astor: Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: Lady, if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Also, interesting fact, Winston Churchill's bird, Charlie, is still
alive. She's 105 this year and is still talking about the Nazis and
Hitler using language that would have her banned from this forum. He
specifically taught her to swear, especially in front of
company. |
That is... The coolest bird ever.
------------- WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 10:18am
"Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
"Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. "
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:30am
"A grain of sand in the eye may hide a mountain"
"Cat who chases two mice at once always goes hungry"
"If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion"
I like those one a fair bit.
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:36am
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"100% Not Guilty"
O.J. Simpson
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:47am
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Guys, those aren't even close to deep, c'mon. Family guy isn't really a thinker, nor is OJ being a liar...
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Posted By: Mad Psience
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:51am
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To Live Is To Suffer. To Survive.. Is To Find Meaning In The Suffering.
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:54am
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"My mom says everything happens to us is part of God's plan, so at night when I talk to Him I got my gun in my hand"
50 Cent
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 1:02pm
"Your vision on the world will change, but that doesn't mean
you have to."
I just made that up.
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 1:10pm
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
"Change is inevitable...except from vending machines"

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 1:52pm
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"born to be hated
dying to be love"- Rasad Mccants UNC basketball player
"IF you talk about death enough, death is goin come" 50 cent
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Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 1:52pm
"No matter where you go, there you are."
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Posted By: cripple
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 1:57pm
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reifidom wrote:
"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly." -Winston Churchill |

"no beer ive only have 3 officers" Homer Simpson
"i will trade you this tasty door stop for that crummy doughnut" Homer Simpson
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**Sig edited for language** ~Reb
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 4:56pm
bump
------------- WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:02pm
Blaise Pascal:
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:04pm
Molly Ivins:
I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:10pm
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"castle made of sand fall into the sea eventually" -jimi hendrix
its hard to explain what that means to me
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:12pm
cdacda13 wrote:
"born to be hated
dying to be love"- The Lower Class Brats |
fixed it
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:15pm
Clarence Darrow:
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Dennis McKinsey:
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that's okay, he's God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:34pm
"I can accept failure but I can't accept not trying" - Michael Jordan
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Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:37pm
"there's a time and place for everything children... and thats college." - Chef
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 5:52pm
"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God? You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."-Tyler Durden
"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else, we are all part of the same compost heap."-Tyler Durden
"On a long enough timeline, everyones life line reaches zero."- Narrator
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Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 6:50pm
" I love you is 8 letters, but then again so is **edited**, my ex girlfriend.
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 6:57pm
"Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40mph
chess." Lowell Cohn
"The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him
when he is standing still singing the national anthem."
Harry Sinden, Boston GM
"Call them pros, call them mercenaries -- but in
fact they are just grown-up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or
flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all."
NHL Hall of Famer Lester Patrick
I almost forgot my personal favorite!
Sometimes you think they must have come out of the
chimp cages at the Bronx zoo."
Boston Goalie Gerry Cheevers on New York Ranger hockey fans
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 8:15pm
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
-confuscius
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 8:25pm
"If you lend a stranger $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth your $20."
"Conquer or die!" - A5 Owner's Group Motto
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:20pm
Just heard this while watching 44 Minutes.
"Lucky is Preparation meets opportunity."
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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:24pm
The love of money is the root of all evil.
Possibly the most misquoted phrase ever.
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:52pm
Frozen wrote:
The <span style="font-style: italic;">love</span> of money is the root of all evil.
Possibly the most misquoted phrase ever.
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I've also heard it said as "The pursuit of money is the root of all evil."
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:56pm
What did someone say microsoft?
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 10:36pm
"vedi veni vechi(I came, I say, I conquered)"
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:13pm
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"I don't play hard to get. I play to get you hard."
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 08 March 2005 at 11:33pm
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Courage is being the only one that knows you're afraid.
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Posted By: sk8r4life432
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 3:48am
the get even is humanity, to forgive...thats divine"
"The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one other person."
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ODERINT DUM METUANT
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Posted By: SebastianBlack
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 4:27am
"And thats when we decided to stick the whole box of TNT down the hole"
Some random redneck explaining the crater in his front yard at a garage sale
He was making a pond
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Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 5:57am
"How many times a second are you going to miss me before I shoot you?"
-Dave Ellis
"The great body of our citizens shoot less as time goes on. We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys and indeed among all classes, as well as in the military services by every means in our power.
Thus, and not otherwise, may we be able to assist in preserving peace in the world...
The first step in the direction of preparation to avert war if possible, and to be fit for war if it should come is to teach men to shoot!"
-Theadore Roosevelt
"Among the many misdeeds of British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation or arms, as the blackest."
-Mohandas Gandhi
"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."
-The Dalai Lama
"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns."
-Abraham Lincoln
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 8:21am
Without a place in our present, our past has no future.
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 8:26am
"Fear of failure is further failure." - Joshua Bissell
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Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 9:18am
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WGP guy wrote:
"vedi veni vechi(I came, I say, I conquered)"
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Actually, its "Veni, Vidi, Vici" and it means "I came, I saw, I conquered"
But you're right, it is a good quote!
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Posted By: SebastianBlack
Date Posted: 09 March 2005 at 12:52pm
I have always been fond of the West African proverb: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
– Theodore Roosevelt
Ronald Reagan. Best public speaker ever, in his time
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." –joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast
"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"
"I hope you're all Republicans." -speaking to surgeons as he entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt
"Honey, I forgot to duck." -to his wife, Nancy, after surviving the assassination attempt
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency — even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"
"I don't know. I've never played a governor." –asked by a reporter in 1966 what kind of governor he would be
"Facts are stupid things." –at the 1988 Republican National Convention, attempting to quote John Adams, who said, "Facts are stubborn things"
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk."
"They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure why take the chance."
"There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I would accept that spot. Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears." –on possibly being offered the vice presidency in 1968
"You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." –explaining why he liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"The state of California has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity." –responding to student protests on college campuses during his tenure as California governor
"Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources."
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in politics or anything else when we got married."
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."
"I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill." –refusing a gift of a mule
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice."
"How are you, Mr. Mayor? I'm glad to meet you. How are things in your city?" –greeting Samual Pierce, his secretary of Housing and Urban Development, during a White House reception for mayors
"My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" –introducing himself after delivering a prep school commencement address. The individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which Reagan replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."
"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, you coast for awhile, you have a hell of a closing."
"What does an actor know about politics?" –criticizing Ed Asner for opposing American foreign policy
"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" -on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
"How can a president not be an actor?" -when asked "How could an actor become president?'
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wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
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Posted By: Train762
Date Posted: 10 March 2005 at 9:03pm
"Every now and then, a person comes along in your life who is meant to challenge you - to put your nose right up to that wall you build around yourself and then whisper in your ear, 'I dare you to believe that wall doesn't exist.'" -Holly R. Thompson
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 March 2005 at 9:34pm
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"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
- John Cusack in "High Fidelity
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Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 10 March 2005 at 9:37pm
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!"----Adolph Hitler 1935
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 10 March 2005 at 10:35pm
Not really "deep" but whatever.
"There are no atheists in foxholes"-Priest in Any Given Sunday
"In football the
object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general,
to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense
by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the
blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes
and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing
this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches
holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the
object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at
home!"
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 10 March 2005 at 11:31pm
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
- John Cusack in "High Fidelity
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god, that is my favorite movie of all time...no joke, its really up there on the #1.
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 8:50pm
jmac3 wrote:
In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense   ; by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!" |
You forgot to say that George Carlin was the one being quoted.
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Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 9:12pm
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"git-r-dun" , " no, you asume the position", "honestly osifer, i only drinked 3 beers" my best friend, " i swear to drunk im not god"
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 10:09pm
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"drunk on power and high on hate" forget who said that.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 11:27pm
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
reifidom wrote:
"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly." -Winston Churchill |
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 7:17am
we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
- The Beatles
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Posted By: warpfactor5
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 8:30am
I came, I saw, I conquered! -CAESAR
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Posted By: gt 5.0
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 10:54am
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"I'll take a shack on a rock over a castle in the sand"-casting crowns
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 12:57pm
Confucious says: "he who stands on toilet is high on pot"
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 4:16pm
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"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark." -Roger Waters
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..." -Nick Mason
"Political correctness is for idiots, and tourney players" -Enos Shenk
Had that one in my sig before.
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Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 4:56pm
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Change can be so constant, you don't even feel the difference until there is one. - Kevin Klien
" 'Man's destiny was to conquer and rule the world, and this is what he's done--almost. He hasn't quite made it, and it looks as though this may be his undoing. The problem is that man's conquest of the world has itself devastated the world. And in spite of all the mastery we've attained, we don't have enough mastery to stop devastating the world--or to repair the devastation we've already wrought. We've poured our poisons into the world as though it were a bottomless pit--and we go on gobbling them up. It's hard to imaging how the world could survive another century of this abuse, but nobody's really doing anything about it. It's a problem our children will have to solve, or their children. Only one thing can save us. We have to increase our mastery of the world. All this damage has come about through our conquest of the world, but we have to go on conquering it until our rule is absolute. Then, when we're in complete control, everything will be fine. We'll have fusion power. No pollution. We'll turn the rain on and off. We'll grow a bushel of wheat in a square centimeter. We'll turn the oceans into farms. We'll control the weather--no more hurricanes, no more tornadoes, no more droughts, no more untimely frosts. We'll make the clouds release their water over the land instead of dumping it uselessly into the oceans. All the life processes of this planet will be where they belong-- where the gods meant them to be--in our hands. And we'll manipulate them the way a programmer manipulates a computer. - Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. (One amazing book.)
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 5:02pm
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I got this one from a friend, but it's not really that deep.
"They have the internet on COMPUTERS now?" - Homer J Simpson
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 5:09pm
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"I did not have sex with that woman"
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 5:16pm
Clark Kent wrote:
"I did not have sex with that woman"
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ahh, clark, they're supposed to be deep quotes, not "most used quotes."
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Posted By: themovielife
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 5:38pm
"A witty saying proves nothing"
Voltaire
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 6:01pm
"Left alone, man will misbehave"
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 6:09pm
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"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. "
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 6:35pm
"Being a perfectionist is not a good thing, because perfection is an
unachievable goal. What you really wanna do is strive for greatness,
and you need to be able to let go and just realize your not gonna be
able to make something perfect..."
-Brad Delson
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Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 7:01pm
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" I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED PICCACA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 15 March 2005 at 9:52pm
"A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn"
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 9:00am
Nice one Tol....there have actually been a lot of awsome ones in this thread....anyway, I've got a fever so http://homepage.eircom.net/%7Eodyssey/Quotes/Popular/SciFi/Outer_Limits.html - here are some more outer limits quotes.
ps
HolySmartOne: Dude... I looked Daniel Quinn up after I read your
quote....I am so getting some of his books...he looks so awsome....Any
suggestions on where to start. I was thinkin about just getting Ishmael
first...
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Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 10:07am
Woo hoo! Another Outer Limits fan!! Good stuff man.
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Posted By: adrenalinejunky
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 10:26am
"Health is just the slowest way to die." - don't know
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol." - stephen wright
"Thats what food eats" - don't know
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - stephen wright
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 10:42am
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"And you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free."
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 11:34am
"Don't adjust your sandals while walking through a melon patch."-cunfusious
Basicaly means that when you are having a tough time in life, dont worry about the little things.
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Posted By: MattyJ
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 11:43am
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I've always liked "Confusious say, 'He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.'"
OK... it always made me laugh as a kid...
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Posted By: goodsmitty
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 1:39pm
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"Son, how's your school work coming?"
-Stealth's mom
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:08pm
Smitty's Sig.
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 3:35pm
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"Wise men wonder while strong men die"-Breaking Benjamin
"For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know suffered wounds test their pride. Men of five still alive through the raging glow gone insane from the pain that they surely know"-Metallica
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:01pm
I believe Mohandus K. Gandhi always said "Less talk, more rock!"
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Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 9:58pm
"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has
worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of
battle, victorious." -Vince Lombardi
"I came, I saw, I conquered" -Julius Caesar
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Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 10:01pm
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"Look how pretty she is when she falls down"
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 08 April 2005 at 10:26pm
" It is better to die for freedom than to live in tyrany "
" Teamwork is essential... it gives the enemy someone elso to shoot at "
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 April 2005 at 10:31pm
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"What if God smoked Cannibus" - Stephen Lynch
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Posted By: cripple
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 1:03am
Sir Winston Churchill
it has been said that democracy is the worst form of gov except all the others that have been tried
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 4:27pm
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This one isn't deep, but it's my favorite. I heard it used most by military personnel during higher headquarter's inspections.
Those that can; do
Those that can't; teach
Those that can't teach; evaluate
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 4:29pm
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Famous last words: "What the ...?"
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 5:21pm
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" I see no changes" tupac
"All the corners filled with sorrow All the streets are filled with pain"
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 5:29pm
Clark Kent wrote:
Famous last words: "What the ...?" |
Famous Last Words : "What does this button do?"
"Its probably sleeping."
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 5:32pm
Mens Sana In Corpore Sana
A Sound Mind in a Sound Body
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 6:45pm
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"you have the body of a god, Buddha"
"he who laughs last is the slowest"
"Articial Intelligent is no match for Natural Stupididy"
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Posted By: FireboM
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 7:01pm
this isnt really that deep but i like them...
"count your blessings, seduce a stranger" - Incubus
"Kudos to those who see through sickness" - Incubus
"Dont let life pass you by" - Incubus
"I suggest we learn to love ourselves before its made illegal" - Incubus (expecially with Bush as President)
"Floating in this cosmic jungle, here we are like frogs, oblivious" - Incubus
"I dig my toes into the sand, the ocean looks like a thousand diamonds
strewn across a blue blanket, i lean against the wind, pretend i am
weightless, and in this moment i am happy. I wish you were here, i wish
you were here, i wish you were here, i wish you were here." - Incubus
^^^^ doesnt really mean anything but it reminds me of when i went to
Tawas Bay (in MI) with some friends, but my gf couldnt go. that quote
explains everything to the 't'.
BTW im listening to Incubus lmfao
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 8:04pm
Strength is not in never falling, but in the rising every time you fall. - N/A
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 8:06pm
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misplaced hate makes disgace to races.
joy wouldnt feel so good, if it wasnt for pain.
sunny days wouldnt be so special if it wasnt for rain.
death gotta be easy, cause life is hard.
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 8:42pm
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"Driving fast is harmless. It's the stopping fast that'll kill you"
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 8:56pm
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
"A worriar who has gone soft in his shell has already lost the battle."
These two quotes were painted in our wrestling room when i was in highschool.
Thank you Darur..
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 9:11pm
DBibeau855 wrote:
"A worrier who has gone soft in his shell has already lost the battle."
These two quotes were painted in our wrestling room when i was in highschool. |
I am guessing your high school wasnt famous for their english classes  
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Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 9:35pm
"I have to suffer a little bit every day" -Lance Armstrong
I'm not quite sure if thats exactly it.. but its close.. and for some reason I like that quote.. it reminds me of when I was trying to lose weight and not doing so great with it.
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