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Poem and vocab quiz by plenti--no 56k

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Topic: Poem and vocab quiz by plenti--no 56k
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Subject: Poem and vocab quiz by plenti--no 56k
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 3:52pm
So, we are studying Walt Whitman in my english class and my teacher, who is completely incompetent, made us write a freeverse poem. Here is how mine turned out.

http://home.comcast.net/%7Ebratworst21/poem.txt - Song Of Matt


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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.



Replies:
Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 3:54pm


So amazing.


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:05pm
GAHAHAHH.


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:10pm
That is awesome.  He give you a grade for it yet?


Posted By: Bonestock98 II
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:13pm


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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:13pm
Ha.

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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:17pm
I like cinnamon.

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:21pm
This proves once and for all the incompetence of my english teacher:

These are pictures of my vocab quiz.

Format:
10 questions, 4 definitions, 6 illustrations to demonstrate word.

I got an 80 on this, which means I only got 2 wrong. Green check marks are incorrect ones. my teachers naem is Mr. Todt.

And before anyone says anything....i have terrible writing.

back of my paper i got bored and drew this:


Full frontal view of quiz, with my awesome signature at the top:


Look at the definition for "Consternation" (number 3).



I was once again bored so i wrote the lyrics to the firstfew lines of "i wish I was **edited** so i could get chicks" by the Bloodhound Gang. he took me in the hallway and asked me if i was **edited** and got beat up in the locker room because of it.


Random crap i drew after i finished the quiz:



yes, i got credit for "The Pie was Corpulent"



A picture mocking my teacher for this quiz:



One of the ones i got wrong. I love my teachers logic on this.



Jesus "dessencioned" from heaven:


other one i didn't get credit for:




And my final picture:



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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:24pm
hahaha


Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 4:38pm
you didnt draw me make a new comic with me! yay

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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 5:30pm
LMAO howd u not get credit for I peed in the corn flakes?


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Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 6:18pm
HAHAHAHA! I had to do the same exact poem in my English Class. My english teacher is also a fat nazi.

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Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 6:37pm
LMAO! That's hilarious!


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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 6:51pm
My teacher isn't a fat nazi, he is a young douche bag. its not a comic, they are individual pictures. but i will include you in my next one...if he ever decides to give us this format quiz again ;).

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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 6:59pm
HAHAHAHHAHA That is amazing.

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 7:52pm
Lmfao, omfg thats hillarious.

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 14 March 2005 at 8:00pm
heh, i even spelled "Dfine" wrong.

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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.



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