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Fie upon thee.

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Topic: Fie upon thee.
Posted By: Dazed
Subject: Fie upon thee.
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:10pm
My porcupine told me that red leather always looks good on a tortise, but I disagree. I think a more sublte 'denim and strategically uncovered black lace' accentuates their underlying beauty and gentle demeanor much better. The porcupine, of course, thinks I'm a moron for this, but he doesn't seem to understand the whole "freedom of opinion" thing, either. Meh.

Four carrots ago, I ate a possum. I was camping and all my food had been lost down Charlies Chocolate river. I wouldn't have minded so much, but there was some good tuna in there. Ths food bag, not the river, nothing in the river but blue carp. Nasty things really, although if you have the right glaze and a good white wine, they aren't so bad.

Small lead fishing sinkers are great ways to clean up colon problems.




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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:12pm
I don't even know how to respond to this. It's so good, so...honest. Straight from the heart. Those are deep thoughts, Dazed.


Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:14pm
been having fun with mad-libs?

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:16pm

Originally posted by Dazed Dazed wrote:

I was camping and all my food had been lost down Charlies Chocolate river.

This part kind of scared me.



Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 2:57pm
The same thing happened to me last week.

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 3:05pm
It's funny you should mention that Dazed....

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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 3:50pm
High?

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Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 3:58pm
Are we on some kind of illicit substance?

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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:03pm
Madlibs>*

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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:07pm
Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Originally posted by Dazed Dazed wrote:

I was camping and all my food had been lost down Charlies Chocolate river.


This part kind of scared me.



It scares me too, I can't believe I forgot that apostrophe.

Speaking of barbecue, does anyone have the time? I think I'm out, and can't get to the store today to get any. Traffic is terrible these days, but not as bad as the days I wear my polka dotted batman outfit, for some reason I have the hardest time getting by people on my bike. I once had to throw my kangaroo into the highway to get across myself. He hasn't spoken to me since, and has filed the divorce papers. Tragic, really. I think he'll get the hubcap collection in the deal.



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