Funny n00b story.
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Topic: Funny n00b story.
Posted By: PREDATOR'S BACK
Subject: Funny n00b story.
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:08pm
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OK so I'm in the shop at my local store and I'm having the cleark guy
fill up my air. I look over to my side and see like a 14 year old kid
lookin at a tippmann 98c. He ask to hold it, he gets it in his hands
and screams "WHOA!!!! IS THIS THING FULL AUTO!?!?!?!OH MY GOD!!! IT HAS
A SCOPE TOO!!!!! THIS MUST BE A $600 DOLLAR GUN!!!! OK, so I giggled to myself. I go outside to the chrono area, and see the same kid with his friend just sitting at a table. All the sudden I hear the same kid from the shop say, "My cousin works here and he can get me sweet deals, like 1 million paintballs for 5 bucks." So then his buddy says "So...my uncle is Bob Long and he can get me free Angels." (I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW) And the two kids over hear me, and the kid with the bob long comment says to me "What are you laughing at?" I say "You two noobs!" as I laugh with my friends) Then he goes, "Noob? w/e, so what kind of gun do you shoot mr. pro" I go, "A Tipper 95" Then he says "OH CRAP, MY COUSIN HAS ONE OF THOSE THERE WICKED GOOD!!!!" OK so heres the best part, where on the field and the kid from the shop is just sitting behind a bunker getting shot at. Then the person shooting at him runs out of air and his gun starts to burp. The kid goes "LOOK OUT!!! HE'S GOING FULL AUTO!!!" I START LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I COULDN' BREATHE!!! A minute after this, I hear "ATTACK THE RIGHT FLANK!" then the bob long kid says, "WHICH ONE!??!!?" ------------- 
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:09pm
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Shenns.
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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:14pm
Concur. |
Apu wrote:Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:17pm
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heh
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:19pm
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Hah. ------------- 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:20pm
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Meh. Ignorance is meh, stubborness is moronic.
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:32pm
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Youre retarded. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: DarkMachine5
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:35pm
HAHAHHAHA ------------- Clark Kent wrote: Real men make fun of Muslims. http://www.theqwerty.com - THE QWERTY |
Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:41pm
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I think you should have said "I am Bob Long" then watched their eyes as they got as big as plates. ------------- [IMG]http://www.zmachars.com/emb%20patches/The-Used-Logo_P-752_small.jpg"> |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:44pm
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Bigtime. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:51pm
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Good thing I never go to a pro-shop and just buy everything online. ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:57pm
I even get my CO2 fills online. ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Curlyman666
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 5:00pm
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lol sounds like all my friends who think they know everything about paintball but you can make up a fake company name and product and theyll be like "yeah i want one a those so bad!" ------------- signature |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 5:58pm
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“I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!” “Hey, Farva!” “Yeah?” “What’s that place you like a lot with all the goofy **edited** up on the walls?” “Oh, you mean shenanigans?”
I too think its a fake story. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:00pm
lol wow u got to love kids like that always give me a good laff  ------------- 
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Posted By: Impulsive
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:00pm
| They make great protectors of the flag. |
Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:02pm
I think you would make a great protector since you don't seem to think for yourself or question anything. zing |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:07pm
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that was too long to be a zing... BURN! ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:11pm
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I once asked a kid if he was gonna get a 12v revvy for his "a-5". he said yea.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 6:15pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 7:09pm
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The kids I play with are all like this. They are the biggest noobs ever. ------------- I need to find smaller pictures for my profile. |
Posted By: untouchable555
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 7:39pm
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Posted By: 98c Dude13
Date Posted: 16 March 2005 at 8:13pm
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Hell I'm 14 and I never act like that.
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