New joke...
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Topic: New joke...
Posted By: Xspyderman
Subject: New joke...
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:15pm
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Anyone heard a good joke? ------------- Xs. A5, GTA; Flatline, Double Trigger, R/T, Tapco Stock, 32° Remote, Attitude Forum: meeting place or medium for discussion of matters of public interest. NOT INTERESTED? DON'T POST! |
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:16pm
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All mine are forum inappropriate. ------------- 
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:17pm
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What did your mom do last night? Me. True story.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:17pm
| Knock knock |
Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:23pm
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Who's there.
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Posted By: [Mr. Smith]
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:25pm
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Orange
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:58pm
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. ------------- [IMG]http://www.zmachars.com/emb%20patches/The-Used-Logo_P-752_small.jpg"> |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:59pm
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Sorry - I got nothing. |
Bolt3 wrote:Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 6:00pm
I heard that joke only it was the opposite of that. ------------- 
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Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 6:08pm
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I just serched gizoogle for 'Jokes' and there it was. I just copied and pasted it. ------------- [IMG]http://www.zmachars.com/emb%20patches/The-Used-Logo_P-752_small.jpg"> |
Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 6:12pm
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Anybody like my new sig? ------------- [IMG]http://www.zmachars.com/emb%20patches/The-Used-Logo_P-752_small.jpg"> |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 6:28pm
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i do ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Burnt Fingers
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 7:52pm
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/worldchampion29/?chartstyle=sideGrey"> 
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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 7:55pm
too bad lighthouses havn't been manned in about 75 years. ------------- http://www.anomationanodizing.com - My Site 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 9:53pm
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm - No . . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 9:59pm
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^Wrecked...
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 10:16pm
Come on now Sammy, that can't be true. Canada's fleet isn't that big.  |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 11:06pm
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nc state sucks too(college not the actual state) ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 11:23pm
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Knock Knock? Whos there? ITS JESUS LOL@#&@(*#^!!@(*!^%!@%#(%#(%@%@(#%@#(%#@GV ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 11:27pm
they have a few proto type boats we dident get into production...heres one the coastguard was thinking about... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 18 March 2005 at 11:33pm
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A termite walks into a bar and says "hey is the bar tender here?" ------------- 
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