The Worst Smell Ever!
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Topic: The Worst Smell Ever!
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Subject: The Worst Smell Ever!
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 10:52pm
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Ok so I buy my new setup and it comes with a Revy. I decied to sell the Revy because I got a Re:Loader B with Rip. So my buddy comes over to check out my new setup and for some reason smells the revy's insides, he almost passes out. I grab it and smell, it smells like crap, puke and old milk all combined. It was the sickest thing ever. How do you even clean the stick? Like seriously who the hell is gonna buy it? ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 10:59pm
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old paint, my last batch smelled like dead fish ------------- 
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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 10:59pm
| get some comet and clean it out, maybe pine sol. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 10:59pm
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Dont smell inside your hopper?
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 11:00pm
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They do smell quite bad. It doesn't really matter.
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 11:01pm
| Let me guess, someone committed suicide inside your hopper, and now it will be impossible to sell it. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 11:04pm
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spray some axe in it
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 11:04pm
| How about letting some spit from chew sit in a cup and ferment for a good week or so... that is one god aweful smell. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 22 March 2005 at 11:53pm
heh... nothing can compare a Wet dog w/ a Bladder infection on a hot day in a Car... That Smell will literaly make you puke.
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:01am
My dear Panda friend, you have not smelt Cat Vomit at 2 in the morning. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Panda Man wrote:Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:13am
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Worst smell ive ever smelled. Me and some buddies at my old work, but a hot dog, an open jar of mayonais and a paper cup of milk in a locker and locked it, and took the key and left it there. Well people started complaining about a smell they only caught every now and then. Our boss took a master key and started checking all the lockers. When he opened that locker it was gross. Maggots everywhere, and the most god awful smell you could imagin. His grandaughter threw up on the spot, triped on her skates and landed in her own vomit. That plus the vomit. Thats a bad smell. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:14am
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^ I never really owned a Cat, the last Cat that My mom pwned I burnt
its tail off with a Can of WD-40, and a Lighter.... The little Rat
eating POS deserved it though... It shouldn't of Dragged that Dead
mouse into my Room, and Burried it under my Sock Drour(sp).
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:15am
oh... god... just making me think about that makes me wanna hurl my Hot pocket up... -------------
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:16am
 Define "burnt his tail off". ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:17am
Thats awful. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:26am
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Off topic, are we? If possible, take the electronics out and soak the plastic part in bleachy water. w00t 1500th post |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:29am
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I was messing around in my moms Garadge mainly messing around with my
Bike, and the cat comes in, and I look at it, and I have a Can of WD-40
in my hands and I remember that there was a lighter in my pocket from
the night before(hehehe) and Then I just remember I had to Re-wash All
my thousands of Socks, Boxers, and whatever was in my Drour(sp), and i
threw out any material that was in it, such as a Watch or anything(I
really hate dead things, hanging around)that was inside the thing, and
I was ganna throw out my Drour becasue of it, but decided just to clean
it with Wood Cleaner, 409 Washing spray, and a dew oter
Chemicals, to make sure that Maggots, or anything else wont get
attracted to that Dead smell... Anyways... after thinking about that for 10sec. I slowly grab the lighter in my pocket, and Say to the cat "This is your last chance kitty, you can either leave now with all your Hair attached" then I kinda jump at thinking it would run away, then it just sits there with the stupidest look on its face then I light the lighter and tell him "last chance buck-wheat". The pressure on the Can of WD-40 is growing, and before I know it, Its lit... and I know none of you would leave a small flame coming out of a WD-40 can, and then I press down on with all the force of my Finger, then the Flames Just Shoot out, and then the Cat comes to investigate what the Hell fire is, and then I barley let my Wrist down, and the cats tail is up and it walks by it, and before I knew it, the Whole tail was on fire, and the cat starts to panic, then run outs and then does a barrel roll and puts out its tail, and then 10min later it ran out of the yard, and i never seen that little piece of Crap agian...  -------------
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:36am
Drawer? I think that's what it is.
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:37am
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...wow...i just realized how incredibly sad that is...i mean really, i know im going to sound like a dude from PETA here...but if you were a cat, and you loved your owner, and he set your frickin tail on fire so you ran away...how would you feel...now im going to go to bed sad and wondering what happened to that poor cat, and i don't even like cats... P.S. Its been shown in a study that cats "capture" mice and rats, or any other small animal they can get as a "gift" for their master for taking care of them. I don't know what makes them think we WANT a dead rodent in our clothes...but they do it...man...that poor **edited**ing cat...Panda, you're an awful, awful, bad man... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:38am
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Lmao, thats terrible but ammusing.
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:40am
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Its a drawer. And Panda, wow, thats just cold dude.  I Had cat vommit all over my clothes and had to spend the nigth sleeping in the living room because of the vommit. I een stepped it in. Prior to that my cats took several dumps in my room that I would only find a few weeks later. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 12:43am
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rofl that is great. |
Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 3:58am
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i was down wind of a whale that has been dead for 7 weeks. it was nassssssty.
i steped on this wierd shell fish and it spit on me and it was the nastyest smelling stuff. the whale was worse tho |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 4:38am
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hehe... Dead Whale smell... hehehe... I probably wont have the privlidge of ever smelling that.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 7:44am
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its old paint my stuff from 2 years ago i opened the bag and i wuz like bleach! smells awful i tell u ------------- 
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:04am
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I think its just cause all paintballs smell terrible, and when theres a
bunch being put in there it usually should smell bad. I say take the
whole hopper part and soak the shells in hot soapy water.
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:09am
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The worst smell I've smelled is a toss-up between a few things, including the dumpster outside the paintball field in the summer. The worst in recent memory is when my pig got mad at us and got into the dog food. She ate about five pounds of it, judging by what was left in the bag, which was nothing. That afternoon she threw it all up, half-digested, and the smell was unholy. We had cooped her up in the bathroom, which had the only contained tile surface in our apartment, and it was everywhere. Dog food, bile, and pig mucus. Cleaning that up was beyond awful. I had to hold my breath, run in to clean some, then come out for air, or I would have lost it.
Normally when an animal throws up they eat it, right? Well, she's a freakin' pig and she wouldn't touch this stuff. Normally when she's sick she's ravenous because her stomach's empty, but this time she just laid there in a heap for two days. ------------- 
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:13am
^^ HAHAHA! omg you have a pig!? 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:15am
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Yes, her name is Honey Ham. We just call her The Ham. She's like a dog with hooves, but smarter, and she's built like an ox.
Also, it's how I got my title. -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:21am
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I work at McDonalds. We decided one night over the summer when it was really dead, that we would clean the floors. So we dumped soapy water everywhere, scrubbed it all nice and good, then went to go get the Shop-Vac. Aparently, somebody God-knows how long ago cleaned up some food matter with it and didnt empty it out, they just tossed it back in the shed where we keep old equiptment. So me, another worker, and a manager are out there, and the manager, while leaning over it, opens it. The most hideous smell ever comes out of the thing. Inside the Vac is about 8 inches worth of maggots. My manager pukes everywhere, and as soon as the other worker saw it she puked everywhere too. I managed to keep it in. Then came the question of what to do with the thing. No way in hell were any of us going to pick the thing up to put it in the dumpster. So we just put the lid back on it and rolled it back in the shed. I bet its still there too. ------------- 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 23 March 2005 at 8:33am
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You need to get some biohazard suits and some official looking papers to take in there so you can "extract" that shop vac for "testing." Make a big show of it too, right during the lunch rush. -------------
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