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Topic: got drunk last nite
Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Subject: got drunk last nite
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:46pm
im not a drinker at all but i wanted to do an experiment, i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite, so i wanted to see if this was true so i took 5 jagerboms and a vodkatonic and i was **edit** faced so all was going vcery well i talk a lot more when i am drunk i didnt know that and then right as i was going to hit it we got into a fight so that ruined my whole nite and had to go to sleep a drunk and not happy person and i woke up with a hangover today.

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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:48pm
sux

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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:48pm
Congratulations.  Sucks doesn't it?

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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:48pm
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite,


let me guess...a drunk told you this...


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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:50pm

Originally posted by The American The American wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite,


let me guess...a drunk told you this...

lol probally



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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 5:50pm
Originally posted by The American The American wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite,


let me guess...a drunk told you this...
all my friends but me are drunks and ive herd it from them and from other people but i was told if u drink way too much it just wont work at all.

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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:18pm
get crunked


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:32pm
Yeah, you can last a lot longer when you're drunk.

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:41pm
I assume by the five Jagerbombs, you mean shots?  When I had a Jager, it was a mixed drink.  You my friend are horrible if get messed up off of six mixed shots.  Even I am a light weight and get very messed up off of seven or eight shots, but they are straight shots.

Ok, well I take that back.  I just rememberd that one night I prayed to the Porcelain God after I had about four screwdrivers <Vodka, and orange juice>, around five straight shots, and a good bit of my friend's screwdriver mixed drink.


Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:43pm
Jager bombs are a shot of jager in a can of red bull... they really mess you up

but they taste good!


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:45pm
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Jager bombs are a shot of jager in a can of red bull... they really mess you up

but they taste good!


My Jagerbomb was a mixed drink of Jager and redbull.  I guess in the end it all has the same effect though.


Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 6:59pm
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

Originally posted by The American The American wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite,
let me guess...a drunk told you this...
all my friends but me are drunks and ive herd it from them and from other people but i was told if u drink way too much it just wont work at all.


That's actually true from what I hear. Just the right amount and things can be good but too much and "it" doesn't work.


Posted By: quizl
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 7:19pm
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

im not a drinker at all but i wanted to do an experiment, i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite, so i wanted to see if this was true so i took 5 jagerboms and a vodkatonic and i was **edit** faced so all was going vcery well i talk a lot more when i am drunk i didnt know that and then right as i was going to hit it we got into a fight so that ruined my whole nite and had to go to sleep a drunk and not happy person and i woke up with a hangover today.


thats right folks. all one sentance.

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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 7:27pm
Originally posted by quizl quizl wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

im not a drinker at all but i wanted to do an experiment, i was told if ur drunk u can bone all damn nite, so i wanted to see if this was true so i took 5 jagerboms and a vodkatonic and i was **edit** faced so all was going vcery well i talk a lot more when i am drunk i didnt know that and then right as i was going to hit it we got into a fight so that ruined my whole nite and had to go to sleep a drunk and not happy person and i woke up with a hangover today.


thats right folks. all one sentance.
didnt know u where an english teacher. i'll re-do it if u want.

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Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 7:36pm
it's called whiskey **edited**.

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Posted By: pineconecow
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:01pm
eat bread when u drinking, u will have 0 hangover


Posted By: quizl
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:10pm
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

didnt know u where an english teacher. i'll re-do it if u want.


it makes it easies to read with a few periods in there.

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Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:13pm
haha. u obviously know very little about drinking. you need to be hydrated before yoou drink and get re hydrated after you drink. eating while u drink can help u remain less drunk...acording to the posters all over campus....red hot chilli peppers rule

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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:14pm
Originally posted by pineconecow pineconecow wrote:

eat bread when u drinking, u will have 0 hangover

u will also have 0 drunkness. bread absorbs the alcohol before it gets into ur system

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:15pm

welcome to the dark side.

drinking is a lot like being with a woman, u feel great one moment, then u wanna fight her the next moment, then u feel like **edited** and say you will never do it again. but the next night, ur right back up on that thing



Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:21pm
ya i know. i'll be drinking on wednesday, we have a school trip in teh Big Apple (Manhattan) and some friends from class and i are going to take the train. we will be getting drunk before we meet with the rest of the class in the city it will be so much fun

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Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:50pm
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Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:51pm
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Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:51pm
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:52pm
Weed > alcohol.

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:03pm

Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Weed > alcohol.

true, but its more illegal. but its easier to get in my area.



Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:20pm
About the staying erect thing:  One night I toked a little to get a little buzz, and decided to yank my wank...  Man, I would like never bust, but when I did it felt soo much better.  It was awesome.


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:21pm
Thats what i hate. Pot is illeagle, but its easier to get than a glass of beer. Some stuff is funny how it works out.

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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:45pm
Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

About the staying erect thing:  One night I toked a little to get a little buzz, and decided to yank my wank...  Man, I would like never bust, but when I did it felt soo much better.  It was awesome.
DUDE WHY ARE U TELLING US ABOUT U WANKING OFF!!!!!!!!

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:46pm
Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Thats what i hate. Pot is illeagle, but its easier to get than a glass of beer. Some stuff is funny how it works out.


Hell yeah man!  I could have some pot at my house in five minutes, but to get any form of alcohol it takes a good few days of planning.


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:47pm
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

About the staying erect thing:  One night I toked a little to get a little buzz, and decided to yank my wank...  Man, I would like never bust, but when I did it felt soo much better.  It was awesome.
DUDE WHY ARE U TELLING US ABOUT U WANKING OFF!!!!!!!!


Becuase we are talking about keeping it up, so I figured I would share my stories!


Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:50pm
Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

About the staying erect thing:  One night I toked a little to get a little buzz, and decided to yank my wank...  Man, I would like never bust, but when I did it felt soo much better.  It was awesome.
DUDE WHY ARE U TELLING US ABOUT U WANKING OFF!!!!!!!!


Becuase we are talking about keeping it up, so I figured I would share my stories!
ya but it just makes u look like an horny bastard if u do it. i remembered that while in south carolina thier is an asian stip club where the give u a 5 min hand job for $20.. well worth the money might i just say.

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Posted By: Lawless
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:57pm

Hey!

Yeah...drunk sex is the best!

You last longer, get into it more, can do pretty much whatever you want however you want, and as long as you're both tanked out of your mind, neither of you will remember a thing which can either be a really bad thing or a really good thing.

^People do stupid things when they're drunk and if they could remember those stupid things, they'd regret them.

The first time me and my present girlfriend had sex was New Years and we both were tanked.

I woke up the next morning lying on an air mattress next to her naked and didn't know how I got there.

I was later told that I moved between 3 rooms throughout the coarse of the night and people said they heard of us bang twice.

I kinda wish I could remember that.

Oh...and I found out when I went downstairs that I had spilt my girlfriend's drink(strawberry sherbert and vodka) all over Andy's nice clean white carpet and then attempted to wipe it up with my socks and deny it while walking around with pink socks on.

They say I took them off and threw them away.

Man...I was ****'d up!



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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:04pm
sweet story i dont want to get that wasted but funny still. o i like ur sig im going top copy it.

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:35pm
Originally posted by Lawless Lawless wrote:

Hey!

Yeah...drunk sex is the best!

You last longer, get into it more, can do pretty much whatever you want however you want, and as long as you're both tanked out of your mind, neither of you will remember a thing which can either be a really bad thing or a really good thing.

^People do stupid things when they're drunk and if they could remember those stupid things, they'd regret them.

The first time me and my present girlfriend had sex was New Years and we both were tanked.

I woke up the next morning lying on an air mattress next to her naked and didn't know how I got there.

I was later told that I moved between 3 rooms throughout the coarse of the night and people said they heard of us bang twice.

I kinda wish I could remember that.

Oh...and I found out when I went downstairs that I had spilt my girlfriend's drink(strawberry sherbert and vodka) all over Andy's nice clean white carpet and then attempted to wipe it up with my socks and deny it while walking around with pink socks on.

They say I took them off and threw them away.

Man...I was ****'d up!



Awesome man!  That story realy made me laugh.


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:44am
I seriously don't know how people can get action and not remember it. Last night I was wasted out of my mind and there's an hour there where I don't remember but as soon as I started getting action my memory kicked right back into full gear and I remember all of it.

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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 8:59am
Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Originally posted by B_Wet A-5 B_Wet A-5 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

About the staying erect thing:  One night I toked a little to get a little buzz, and decided to yank my wank...  Man, I would like never bust, but when I did it felt soo much better.  It was awesome.
DUDE WHY ARE U TELLING US ABOUT U WANKING OFF!!!!!!!!
Becuase we are talking about keeping it up, so I figured I would share my stories!
ya but it just makes u look like an horny bastard if u do it. i remembered that while in south carolina thier is an asian stip club where the give u a 5 min hand job for $20.. well worth the money might i just say.


Dude, for a measley $5 do you really think they wash their hands in between sessions?

Dude, you got another man's ball-sweat on your own balls....that's whack and borderline homo.


Posted By: GWAR6688
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:52am

drink and then bike ur nieboorhood at night i garentee u wont even crash......................i didnt



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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 10:16am
YOU
YOU'RE
YOUR

God damn.


Posted By: the snipe
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 8:48pm
Well, this all just sick no one wants to here ,that last night you whacked off gross !

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 9:29pm

^^ true, to an extent.

sharing stories is fun. I would share my stories, but i dont remember any of them. And niether do the people i was with.



Posted By: Opossum
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 9:58pm
sounds like all of you know where you're going in life.

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Posted By: B_Wet A-5
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 10:18pm
Originally posted by Opossum Opossum wrote:

sounds like all of you know where you're going in life.
where all ging to go hurl in  a toilet

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 12:40am
Sex while stoned is also really, really fun

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 12:56am
Originally posted by Opossum Opossum wrote:

sounds like all of you know where you're going in life.


Hell?


Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 6:07am
Originally posted by GWAR6688 GWAR6688 wrote:

drink and then bike ur nieboorhood at night i garentee u wont even crash......................i didnt


haha


Posted By: tippmannfreak
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 7:54pm
is it wierd that i'm wankin right now....?

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 7:55pm
You know, I really question your intelligence...

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 7:59pm
Sigh....


Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 8:00pm
wow, knew this was a bump seeing b_weta5 post

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 8:02pm
Haha good thread. Back when cda cda used to type all noooobish.

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Posted By: estcstpnt
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 8:20pm
JAGER BOMBS FTW!!!

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 10:48pm
This thread is.... Interesting.

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 10:52pm
Originally posted by tippmannfreak tippmannfreak wrote:

is it wierd that i'm wankin right now....?
it's only weird that you're telling us this.

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Posted By: Ruska
Date Posted: 31 August 2006 at 11:08pm
This thread is just stupid.

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