Help Darur prepare his speech thingy
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Topic: Help Darur prepare his speech thingy
Posted By: Darur
Subject: Help Darur prepare his speech thingy
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:42pm
Guess What Guys?! You can help Darur prepare his little speech for the 8th graders! YIPPIE!!!! Heres what I plan to present if you have any ideas to make it better, postafy them. HAVE FUN! Speech : Good Morning 8th graders, I'm going to talk to you about the Dues for students at King Kekaulike High School. Lets start with the mandatory dues. All students are required to pay $8 for ASKK dues, that's Associated Students of King Kekaulike, and $8 to cover your class dues. Now, there are several other fees you have the option to pay. Firstly, you can purchase a yearbook for $50. If you loose your ID card its $5 to replace it. If you plan to eat at school its 35 cents for breakfast, $1 for Wiki, and $1 for lunch. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:46pm
| And personal protection from upper classmen will cost between 30 and 40 dollars. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 8:57pm
I think my advisor wouldnt think much of that, nor much of the idea of me running for office again next year.  ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Bounty wrote:Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:00pm
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Talk about Taco Bell, Family Guy, and the American Dream. If I can do it in a physics paper, you can do it in anything. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:01pm
. . . Just HOW did you manage to talk about those things in a physics paper?! ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:03pm
| what is wiki? add more junk and random big words to make yourself look smarter. lunch is a buck? and breakfast 35 cents? sweet deal |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:06pm
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Is firstly even a word? and what is wiki? |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:06pm
Wiki = Mini lunch. Think lunch at morning recess or a smaller lunch at lunch. And although its a deal, bear in mind every meal contains either chicken patties, chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or any other way you can prepare chicken. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:08pm
If "firstly" is not an english word, its a Darur word, and spell check approved it so yeah http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=firstly - Dictionary ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:10pm
I'll admit that it isn't the most relevant of papers, but it got the job done. He left a loophole, you see. "Review the article writers style of writing." It's bulletproof. |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:25pm
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Be like The Mars Volta. Use big words that make sense, but
confuse the crap out of people that aren't sitting there with a
dictionary.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:26pm
Clever Oh well, the goal isnt to make it long, I just want a speech thingy that will put them into a trance of pure boredom, thus preventing them from noticing I am shaking like a leaf (public speaking = not my thing) ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:31pm
Yeah.. because everyone should strive to be like the mars volta  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:32pm
They have more talent in their excrete than you have in your ugly face. ------------- 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 9:48pm
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How do you say your highschool's name?
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Posted By: TimeSplitter
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:09pm
| Be like Pedro, just tell them there wildest dreams will come true, then have some weird guy dance! |
Posted By: Millslane
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:16pm
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cover what they will need to know in life, not that bull they try to
teach in school, the birds and the bees, keping their legs closed,
wrapping the **edited**per, keepin' it in the pants. and the secerts of
finding waldo
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:17pm
King Ke-kow-leak-A ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:18pm
Er, this is about dues they have to pay the school . . . .  ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:00pm
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If those are all the facts, you seem to have it covered. Basic speech rules/format:
You have a good basic intro and the main body seems okay. Consider a short conclusion such as "I've covered the basic school fees you need to know about, does anyone have any questions? If you do offer the opportunity for questions, be prepared. Also, keep in mind that they may ask questions even if you don't offer the opportunity. I recommend taking the time to come up with a list of possible questions and having prepared/written notes on the answers. Additional facts, even if not used are helpful. It is impressive when you can snap out an answer to a question and even if the information isn't used, having it makes you feel more prepared which helps with the nervousness issue. On the "nerves" issue, I recommend the following:
Hope this helps, good luck.
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Posted By: Millslane
Date Posted: 05 April 2005 at 7:57pm
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well...er...uh...they still need it, and if they have babies, then they won't be able to afford to pay those dues now will they!
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