How many 5 year olds could you take?
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Topic: How many 5 year olds could you take?
Posted By: Glassjaw
Subject: How many 5 year olds could you take?
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:59pm
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Ok here are the rules:
* You’re in a basketball court-sized area. * There are no foreign objects. * You are not allowed to touch a wall. * You lose if knocked out. You win if you knock them all out. * The pool will be representative of normal 5-year-old demographics. * The kids receive one day of training from combat experts. * You will receive one hour of combat training. * No protection other than a standard groin cup. * The kids will not get scared. Even the last one will give it his/her best. (Taken off my clan's forum) Also, standard clothing such as jeants and a t-shirt. I say all of them (No deffinate number). ------------- |
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:00pm
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I will win.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:02pm
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15-20, i go to rehoboth beach every year for a family reuinian(to you who is reading this you can go if you want) but there are a bunch of kids there, and im known for fighting them all in the back yards of all the houses and on the beach, fun stuff.
Normaly there is about 10 kids, and they are about 7-12 years of age. But sometimes, my cousin Drew and brother jimmy try and get me, they are both bigger and a lot older. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Lawless
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:03pm
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Hey! Is this the kind of **** you think of in your spare time? Kind of sad but so am I so what who I am to say this? But I'd say the 5 yr olds would take the spoil. *edit* Oh wait...I didn't even answer the right question. See...I really am pathetic. But I could take on Hell's army blindfolded, handcuffed, and gagged. Don't know what the gagging would do but what the heck! ------------- Name: Paul R. Warman II Location: The Boonies, MI Phone Number: (989)666-XXXX |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:03pm
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i've seen some pretty big 5 year olds
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:05pm
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I think I could take about 20 of them...it'd get kinda hard though if they all rushed you at once.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:06pm
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They can take a lot out of you. You throw em or push em, they get right back up, and jump on your back, if you get like 5 or 6 all on you at once, your not going anywhere. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: nickman98
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:10pm
| depends..if they all rush you..your toast...but if they come in small grouns like 1-3...all of them |
Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:10pm
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I'd probably try to knock one out then pick him/her up my their feet and use them like a huge club...
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Posted By: [Mr. Smith]
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:12pm
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I could fight infinite amoutns untill I get tired, 5 year olds don't hit very hard. I got a 5 year old brother.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:20pm
i use to use my little bro against my other brother, i'd hold him upside down and swing his legs around...i had to stop after i dropped him ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
newport wrote:Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:26pm
| Only about five. Then I would be full. |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:39pm
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23 and a half
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:41pm
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since theres no foreign objects allowed, can i have my american made A-5?...oh, and a pitchfork made in america too |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 28 March 2005 at 11:59pm
heh that reminds me of the time this one enourmous 4th grader tried to lock me out (im in 9th grade) and i ripped the door out of his hands and threw snow in his face and he started crying and this kids like huge and buff looking too it was quite a sight  ------------- 
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 12:01am
never underestimate the power of small people in groups. once they get 3 on each limb, ur toast-------------
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 12:02am
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Hmmmm.... are there any fat ones??? Upper-cutting a bigger guy will take twice the energy then a Skiny-Half Starved one.
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 12:20am
Full as in not hungry anymore. If you need me to be yet even more direct: I would eat them. Get it now? |
Posted By: phillll227
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:47am
haha wow this thread made me laugh I could take them all, until I got too tired. ------------- |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 5:54am
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I could take dozens. ------------- 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 6:46am
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To whoever said it...they may not hit hard but they bite.
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:12am
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I actually work with kids, so I know my abilities and limitations in this department.
If I had to put a million dollar bet on myself, I would say I would be able to knock out at least a cool 100 of those little turds....seriously. I wouldn't even have to hit them my hardest, so I could conserve a little energy with each blow...probably just backhand the first little girl to see where I stand. Also, I don't know how they won't be scared when I pick up the smallest one by the legs and start spinning him around and then I'll just spin into a group of the kids and swing their little buddies head into all of them. Seriously, taking out 100 kids would be easy. |
Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:13am
| Also, I've seen this topic before, but it was on a marijuana site, so it's safe to say your fellow clan-members are stoners....congratulations. |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 10:15am
...wtf  |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:07pm
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I think it would be slightly illegal in my case, but I kinda want to find out how many I could take... -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:53pm
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Do any of the 5yr olds have A.D.H.D.? Cuz those kids go CRAZY!!! ------------- [IMG]http://www.zmachars.com/emb%20patches/The-Used-Logo_P-752_small.jpg"> |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:05pm
| i could take the first 30 no problem. after that, i would be out of breath. then i could take on about 10 more, then pass out. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:51pm
| every single one of them |
Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:51pm
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:55pm
| Billions. and by billions i mean like 2. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 2:56pm
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I forgot the rules skimming down to page 2 but, if we can kill them, all of them.
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 3:21pm
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Zesty, the one who posted the topic is. Also one or two more are
I believe. Those are the only though, out of the...hell I don't
even know how many people are in my clan. The RvS section has
like uhh..like 15-20 and Socom2, I don't even know everyone in that
section.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 3:36pm
| i wonder how many micheal jackon could take before he ran out of juice...litterally... |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:05pm
I know a girl named Meagan, she started flipping out the other day. Screaming about "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME" No one was laughing at her. She pushed the table at us, then went under the table, i pushed the table back not thinking, but she tried to get back up and she hit herself in the head, started screaming and what not, i had to restrain her by crossing my arms over her chest holding her wrists with my legs wrapped around her. She was goin crazy. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:09pm
| ^Ahhh, asylum life at its grandest. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:15pm
one
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:18pm
Yeah she bites.. Or was trying to bite me then. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 7:54am
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it'd be so fun to take on some 5 year olds lol. id take on 30. |