The House of Klaus-pics
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Topic: The House of Klaus-pics
Posted By: Klaus
Subject: The House of Klaus-pics
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:10pm
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i play in the sheds and stuff on my property, its like my backyard, mowed and everything-i build a lot of bunkers and crap, and modify buildings (more exits and shooting positions and better protection) theres one place, "the house of klaus" that is built like a fortress-its between two sheds, and has all kinds of neat stuff-its kinda like a compound, its got a half dozen rooms theres a bedroom, a garage, a kitchen, a living room (with fireplace to help heat the place), a porch/entryway, and the snuggle hut (guess what thats for...hehe...my girlfriend likes paintball)-but everything was built by me, so its not like sheetrocked or anything, so its fine to play paintball in there if you get out, or are not in for that round (we invite friends withough guns, and trade off...that way, chicks come) you go to the snuggle hut which has a big couch and a bunch of chairs, a few tvs, dvd, and a closed circuit camera so you can watch whats going on in the game you can go on the roof of the snuggle hut, which is a two level roof, making it a great shooting position, but even if you get pinned down i cut a hatch in the roof so you can get on and off without being exposed to fire, its awesome theres small gaps that act as shooting positions all over the place, and everything is adjoined, so theres not much exposure to fire now...i know what you might be thinking..."anyone who is in the house of klaus could like hole up and take anyone who tried to get in"...well yeah, except ive made a few failsafes, so even if someone else's team occupies it, i can fight my way in |
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Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:44pm
| failsafes... o jeez not one of the things ive mentioned in the other post i hope.... klaus and a thermonuclear device... could be interesting |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 4:52pm
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na, not that bad...just a few secret hatches, i can cut the power (or inversely, reestablish power from an alternate source if someone cuts it off)...and i put a sprinkler on the porch, but thats cause the guy who holed up in there last time kept wiping (he was covered in welts but no paint...curious...) im taking pics
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 5:19pm
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Oh, come on an just admit it Klaus, you play in your house. (I'm jealous.) ------------- 
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 5:32pm
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well, i play in a space station and launch rockets at my friends. yeah thats not paintballing and neither is sitting in a house by a fireplace in a lounge chair and popping people. no, actually when i post pics(sometime in the near future) i'll show off my huge paintball battle field... with fox holes, huge massive bunkers, the tower, amd a lot of dug in places... it's the best place around and really fun... if i could only get some of you guys to come out and play with us this april when i have the tower and additional spider holes and sniper nests complete. that would be cool. hey if anybody lives near petersburg, west virginia then pm me. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg">  Because I can.
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 5:33pm
------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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HITMAN 4 HIRE wrote:Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 5:34pm
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oh yeah we've begun the second floor on the tower. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 8:10pm
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Huh....why did you quote yourself? ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: A5 dude15
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 8:35pm
| ^ *wonders the same thing* |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 8:52pm
hahah yep, but your welcome to come
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:02pm
pssh...you'd have no chance over at my place, and id give you 9:3 players+defensive position and still beat the spit out of you-if you think i sit around in those buildings and poke my gun out once in a while, you're mistaken you have a nice field, if what you say is true, but it sounds like fighting in a cornfield with dents... ive got a spider hole too-5 foot deep, 2x2 wide, and ive got plenty of "sniper nests"
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:08pm
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give me a walmart gun and i still take your team out. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:14pm
give me my break-action single shot, and i'll take your whole squad without firing a shot, except the one i promise to save for your sorry ass |
Posted By: A5 dude15
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:33pm
| ^ god, you got em there...blade 2002, you guys should have a face off with those. |
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:34pm
ohh burn |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:39pm
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i'll take a slingshot, he can have any gun on the market, or off (gasp) 1 on 1, at my place, its his ass on my wall sadly, there is a blade sitting in the house of klaus, i keep it loaded with kibble, its like purina buckshot...but i dont think id ever use it as a paintgun..again... |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:49pm
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GIVE ME A GRENADE... I'LL TAKE A UR WHOLE TEAM OUT AND SAVE THE PIN TO SHOVE IN YOUR TEMPLE. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:53pm
------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:54pm
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hahahahahaha....tell you what, ill lend you the one thats in the house of klaus (i keep that place well stocked)...but its defused |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 9:57pm
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thats fine i've a got a crate full. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 10:07pm
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hmmm...speaking of having that place well stocked... ive got -a sawed off bb gun loaded with 5 bbs, works like buckshot...i sawed it off cause i was gonna try to mount the stock on my a-5 haha...didnt work -a blade loaded with kibble, another buckshot belcher -a 12 gauge pistolized, loaded with modified slug rounds (shoots only the wad, i cut the slug off, but those damn things will mangle whatever they hit)..but thats only down there cause i forgot it, normally i have it during paintball as a deterent against cheating - tulip rockets, more bang for your buck -a dud handgrenade, but i havent let anyone else know its a dud -a 5 iron - 2 machetes, one old, one new -a hammer...but on the other side, instead of a pulling claw, its got a hatchet blade all this nice stuff is to make sure nobody acts like a jerk and cheats or anything...and yes, im not just paranoid, ive had to pull a few of these on people before...jerks...some guys wanted to go shoot my friends (who were chicks who wanted to play for the first time) when the chicks were just trying to watch a match finish up, but that spiffy little 12 changed their mind |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 10:08pm
Sounds like a reincarnation of an Old Skool fued between the Hatfields and the McCoys ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 March 2005 at 10:09pm
| its night night here, but im gonna try to post some pics tommorrow after school, cause its so not fair to expect you all to believe this without pics |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 4:52pm
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has anyone noticed this has turned to a Moron's Deathmatch, if yall get
to throwin down, i want pictures from klaus, cause we know how long it
takes hitman to get them for once klaus, im on your team ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 6:32pm
Wow man if all you say is true thats extremely kick butt. Where do you live I might have to come down and play sometime  . PM me if You're anywhere NEAR philly
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 6:59pm
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only if your talking about philly MN... but, if your in minnesota anytime, stop by long prairie and ask around |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 7:57pm
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ok heres the pics, but the place is a total mess right now..and its bigger than it may seem, its hard to photograph, but oh well, its not like super huge im posting it as a link, because the pics are to big and to many to put in a post...the link looks like poo, cause i just started up the site to post the pics first 8 photos- http://www.geocities.com/jim_the_sheep/Thok_1.html - http://www.geocities.com/jim_the_sheep/Thok_1.html last 2- http://www.geocities.com/jim_the_sheep/Thok_2.html |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 8:02pm
| looks like i win the pics race |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 8:08pm
| yeah must be nice to have a working digital camera, but your stuff looks pretty crappy. if ya wanna talk about the big boy toys, then will talk, but as far as i can see your into your air guns which will only get you so far... lol |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 30 March 2005 at 8:16pm
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i agree, it does, i guess im not much of an interior decorator..maybe you and your significant other could come over and help, it'd be nice to have the help of two big strong guys when im working out there i built this place myself, never spent a dime, just used what i could find, but hey, its better nothing, and its quite comfy, fun to hang out in...and its nice and private, so i can spend time with my girlfriend (who likes paintball, but doesn own a gun) (no, not that kinda private time) and hang out with my friends and watch movies, hell, i slept out there on december 11th, in minnesota, it was below zero outside air guns?? what the hell-did you not see the 12 gauge?? i also have a 8+1 12 gauge police issue smith and wesson riot gun, a 270 winchester magnum, and a few other rifles up at the main house...but im not the kinda guy who would shoot someone, cause then the cops would confinscate my guns that 12 pistol with wadknocker shells is a hell of a gun, those damn wads mangled that can and then dented the wood walls of a shed...id be glad to shoot you, if you dont believe me...up to you |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 6:46am
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lol thats funny stuff. |
impressive indeed. lol.Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 10:07am
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 6:10pm
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yeah b/c your a little girly man... and will PUMP you up! ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 6:24pm
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hmmm...ive got an idea, should settle this all im puttin a hit on myself, i want you to come and try to kill me, because hey, thats your job, right? then, when your sorry ass (sorry because its been mangled by many a lover) shows up on my property, i have full right to pummel you with 5 iron and 12 lead ps, bring all the rope you want, maybe you could try to garrot me and it has a halfway chance of working, cause id die laughing |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 6:31pm
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well you forgot somethin... you have to pay me numbnutts. yeah the sig says so... you'll have to pay a measely $50 for you. i usually charge a few grand, but i don't think i'd waste lead on you. i take master card only. he he he he... ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:03pm
wow, pretty much a freebie, guess you get what you pay for i heard you gave handouts, but i didnt know this is what everyone meant your sig also says you kill, so lets call it a draw its a deal, tuesday at 7 work for you? |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:31pm
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yeah a draw, let's go our seperate ways. oh i'm booked that day... got bigger game to settle. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:50pm
| hahaha fair enough, no hard feelings...except the one your sexy bald head gives me...oops, didnt mean to write that...damn |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:01pm
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lol... ok. thanks ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:02pm
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i assume the snuggle room is off limits to players during games? since it has tvs and whatnot. looks really kool tho try to get sum inside pics of it ------------- 
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:18pm
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yeah, snuggle hut is neutral...thats where I keep the umm...equipment....plus, that way, if some stupid ass 14-year old wants to bring some booze in, I can change his mind I put old sheets on the matresses (the couch is made of two, makes an L shape) |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 7:59am
hitman 4 hires "handouts" are the prison shower kind ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 9:44pm
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hehe...just put the snuggle hut to good use tonight...but my girlfriend says I gotta change the name, because she thinks "the snuggle hut" makes it sound like a whoorehouse... |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 9:56pm
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call it the Barrell Storage Center
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 03 April 2005 at 7:30pm
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well, you can always turn it into one if you wanted too. ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 03 April 2005 at 8:14pm
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na, im not really that kind of guy...and shes definately not that kinda girl...haha last night she said "um...i've never kissed a guy before..." and i was like "dont worry, ive never kissed a guy either..." (that was the second date...but we spend alot of time in school togethor and stuff, so its all good) |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 April 2005 at 12:45pm
Awww, that's so cute.  LOL. But seriously, I still can't beleive you'd actually consider shooting that 12ga wad at someone in a paintball setting... ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 04 April 2005 at 2:47pm
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thanks i seriously had to shoot him man, he woulda shot her at 320fps~ from like two feet away, he was being a total pyscho-no serious harm done, but his still flinches if I reach for it...and now everyone plays mostly fair, and pretty much everyone treats everyone with respect-I shot a complete blank at another guy when he was shooting at my buddy Oz's feet...everyone laughed cause he like dove to the ground and screamed... |