tommorows april fools!!
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Topic: tommorows april fools!!
Posted By: the_blade
Subject: tommorows april fools!!
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:21pm
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Well tommorows april fools and I need some good ideas on pranks to do. So I can show my step father whose boss this year. ------------- 95 base neon 3.0 cai, knifedged crankshaft 60 mill throttle body,14 crane cam crane springs/retainers eagle rods port matched/ polished intake p&p head shaved .015 phantom grip diff dohc exuast |
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:22pm
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Kill him.
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:25pm
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Point at his shirt and say "Eww whats that" and wait til he looks down then say "APRIL FOOLZ!". ------------- 
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Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:25pm
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tell him your mom is dead
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:31pm
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:32pm
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I think your exgf started a day early. ------------- 
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:33pm
Haha. Hades is probably right. -------------
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Hades wrote:Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:36pm
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im gonna draw a big penis my step bros car with some temporary car type paint i got at auto zone. ------------- 
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Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:36pm
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I always love that simpsons episode where bart shook up the beer for homer with that paint shaker. Then when homer opened it, it blew up. HAHA! i was crying i couldnt stop laughing. Anyways.....do that. ------------- 
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:38pm
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Get a pig and greese it up and put it in his bedroom and lock the door ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:54pm
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dead serius, my mom is afraid of...button...like shirt buttons, and yes, like seriously repulsed by them...dont ask why, I dont know why she is... well, we put a bag full of them into my moms cereal (she has dry grapenuts every frickin morning!) and she poured them into a bowl..she like colaspsed backwards into the counter, half laughing, half crying, it was great I put chocolate sprinkles on her desk one year, she thouhgt it was mouse crap and freaked out so, on the off chance hes afraid of buttons, try it...or wait till next week to do it, then he'll think hes crazy
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 7:58pm
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Go to your step fathers car tonite, and slash his tires! Thats always a good one. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:00pm
That sounds like a Christmas activity to me.  -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:01pm
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We're filling the science room with worms.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:07pm
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im on spring break so i cant do anything funny to my teachers
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: P!NK panther
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:10pm
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Cut someone's brake lines. ------------- http://www.theimagehosting.com"> 
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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:18pm
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Ouch below the belt on that one. ------------- 95 base neon 3.0 cai, knifedged crankshaft 60 mill throttle body,14 crane cam crane springs/retainers eagle rods port matched/ polished intake p&p head shaved .015 phantom grip diff dohc exuast |
Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:46pm
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heres one you can use on a good friend (one with a sense of humor...) i've used it on a guy who always would shoot me out of game, when we were just standing around talking i have a shorted 12 gauge single barrel break-11 inches in all, decent balance-i carry it in the 45 holster on my vest (i play rec ball, so i load on crap to make me look scary, kinda works) everyone thought it was just for show, till johnny poprocks (not his real name) cheapshotted me in the shin, while we were just standing around...I whipped out that pistol, leveled it at his chest, and told him that was a free shot, if he promised not to cheapshot again I wouldnt shoot him...he gace a stupid smile, raised his gun (stock 98c, but he cranks his velocity all the way up, stung like hell at 10 feet), so I pulled back the hammer, and told him to point his gun down-by now, half the guys had him covered, and half had me covered, so he wasnt about to shoot, we were right by my house, maybe 5 feet from my porch-then he spins, laughs a stupid laugh, and points it at my girlfriends head, I yelled, told him to put the mailto:^$@^&#$#!%&$#!&^!$#&%#&$!%&$%&$%&%$!*$%$$$&%$&%$ing - ^$^&#$#!%&$#!&^!$#&%#&$!%&$%&$%& amp;%$!*$%$$$&%$&%$ing gun down, but he didn't, then he flicked off his safe, so I shot him in the thigh, he was down on the ground, and my friend oz snagged his gun lucky for johnny poprocks, I had custom shells load-I sawed the slugs of of 2 3/4 inch 12 slugs, so it shoots the hard plastic wad out wicked hard...it ended up bleeding, looked like a nasty paintball hit if your stepdads a hunter, maybe you could act like you @#%ing snapped and lost your mind, then shoot and miss...then he'd have the cops come...ok maybe you shouldnt try this on him |
Posted By: karnivor
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:03pm
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has anyone every played a half- april fools day joke?
well kool, about your s.dad wake up at 3:30a.m. screaming until he wakes up and then go back to bed ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:35pm
| The lies will soon begin!!!!11! Don't believe anyone! ...Btw i sued smart parts and i now own them. |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:38pm
Tomorrow is my girlfriends birthday. Hmm.
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Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:39pm
| i have a feeling hybrid is going to be single after tomorrow |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:40pm
I didnt mean any disrespect by it. I hope for the best for whatever your future outcome may be. If you ever want to talk about it with someone, I am just a PM away. I too went through a break up a while back so I know what your going through. I escape through humor. Good Luck. -------------
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:28am
^ Hades is the man to talk to when it comes to the ladies. 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 7:42am
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I'm going to put salt in the coffee here at work.
I forged (badly, I'll admit) a letter from our CEO saying that the outlook on the company's finances were worse that previously thought, and that all raises given out last month must be revoked, but the pay they've gotten since won't be docked from future checks. I put old front pages on new newspapers. I unhooked my co-worker's phone but made it look still hooked up. I switched around file cabinets (they're all the same here) so people's keys won't work on them. Edit: HA! They bought it, the letter. Our operator came in and found the letter and she was maaaaaaaaaaaad. She read it off out loud and was tearing it up. hehe Now she's going to go have coffee. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 9:24am
HAHAHAHAHA> I Wish I worked today. I dont have anyone to play with. Maybe I can do something at the work dinner tonight. -------------
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 9:28am
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The coffee went well too. A security guy came in for his morning cup and spit it all over the wall. I could hear him yell from across the room and into the breakroom. Then he acted all casual when somebody came into the room from outside and he got them a cup of coffee too. lol -------------
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Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 9:30am
| rofl. i am staying home today |
Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 10:35am
| Put clear tape on the contacts on their phone cord. Also works on Cat5 cable. Still plugs in so they won't find it. |
Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 10:39am
The stupidity of pointing a gun at someone and pulling the trigger far surpasses anything else you have ever done. Edit: Sorry for the accidental double post. |
Congratulations.Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 10:41am
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I wonder if you can cut a piece of electrical tape the exact size as
the magnetic strip on someones credit card and put it no without them
noticing?
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Posted By: Badonka
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 11:50am
Like.... do you seriously bring a real gun to your paintball games? Jesus christ. ------------- Who happens to still be too immature to post on this forum. Good Bye. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:01pm
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Shenanigans? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:22pm
i only play at my house, i dont play on real fields, there none near here and i wouldnt be any good at speedball anyways its either pull a real gun with fake shells or let some jerk blast my friends out of game...whenever I have a paintball party, my friends bring other guys, and those guys are bastards sometimes...I use it as a deterent, or else things would get out of hand, and people would get hurt...I've only shot one person, once, and it was necessary...and I only had the gun with me because I didnt trust him, I grabbed it from the house of klaus, guess it paid off... |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:25pm
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:25pm
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nuh uh today is april fools. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:26pm
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YES! Use the threat of real physical harm to win at a bloody GAME! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 1:00pm
| If anyone ever points a real gun at me, even if they are just joking, they would do well to never see me again. I don't intend to flame, but your posts have gone from ill-advised to stupid to completely irresponsible and idiotic. Just go away. You contribute nothing useful and post extremely dangerous things. BTW, I hope you go to jail for your shotgun: 16" is the minimum barrel length. |
Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:44pm
mabey, if you were real crafty and they were real dumb. -------------
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