A short tale
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Topic: A short tale
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Subject: A short tale
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:34pm
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~ß®¥©E~ says: hey Turn Up The Josh! says: hey ~ß®¥©E~ says: wuts up Turn Up The Josh! says: n2m n2m you ~ß®¥©E~ says: trying to find anothier copy of black rain.. r u reading that book Turn Up The Josh! says: nope, why ~ß®¥©E~ says: ...my cat peeed on mine ~ß®¥©E~ says: and i cant read it now
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:36pm
?  ?
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:37pm
Um... k.
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:38pm
needs to learn how to control his **edited**
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:40pm
Ok. I have better convorsations.
You sort of need backstory for this one. This guy was really
drunk and horney and my friend wanted me to help him out a bit. I
pretended to be a girl. This is what happened:
ibunkeru345: hey! ImOnKeY17: hey who s this? ibunkeru345: venessa ImOnKeY17: ? ImOnKeY17: i don't think i know you ibunkeru345: I bet you do ibunkeru345: brown hair and eyes... ibunkeru345: 6' 1"... ImOnKeY17: whhere would i have meet you> ibunkeru345: webster hall ibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun? ImOnKeY17: whern at websterhall? ibunkeru345: everywhere ibunkeru345: I like to go everywhere ImOnKeY17: thats cool ImOnKeY17: i still don't knwo you ibunkeru345: that's ok ibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun? ImOnKeY17: skateboard ImOnKeY17: play music ImOnKeY17: chillllll ImOnKeY17: krillllllllllll ImOnKeY17: cheee ibunkeru345: I like doing you ibunkeru345: or I would ibunkeru345: I also like snowboarding ibunkeru345: preferably with you ImOnKeY17: oh ImOnKeY17: lotte put you up too this ImOnKeY17: thanks anyway ImOnKeY17: it's wn't help ibunkeru345: well just freaking take an advil and go to bed ibunkeru345: I'd still like to do you some time though ImOnKeY17: well thnkes foor the thohht ibunkeru345: see if yuo can jerk to it ibunkeru345: so can you or can't you? ibunkeru345: or are you in the process ImOnKeY17: cna't it's not the same ibunkeru345: awww.. ibunkeru345: am I not hot enough? ibunkeru345: I'm 34C if that helps ImOnKeY17: i don't even knowwhat yu look like ibunkeru345: brown hair/eyes 6'1" and 34C ibunkeru345: that should be enough ImOnKeY17: haha wow....your not quite up too par ImOnKeY17: sorry ibunkeru345: just wait 'till tomorow night:-* ImOnKeY17: clever ibunkeru345: clever but true ImOnKeY17: tomorrow night is sunday ImOnKeY17: schol night ibunkeru345: not ok with staying up late? ImOnKeY17: not on a schoo night ibunkeru345: it'll be worth it ibunkeru345: trust me ImOnKeY17: you live in jersey no? ibunkeru345: nope ibunkeru345: Penn ImOnKeY17: oh ImOnKeY17: even father ibunkeru345: it'll be worth the drive for me to see you ImOnKeY17: you don't even know me ibunkeru345: how do you know? ImOnKeY17: becauuse i knw ImOnKeY17: how old am i? ibunkeru345: you're 18 ImOnKeY17: wow ImOnKeY17: impressive ImOnKeY17: how old are yo? ibunkeru345: 17 ImOnKeY17: where in penn do you live? ibunkeru345: Sparta ImOnKeY17: thats jersey ibunkeru345: and Penn ImOnKeY17: i 've been to sparta newjersey ibunkeru345: sparta NJ is in Sussex County ImOnKeY17: ahhh i see ibunkeru345: it's the northwestern tip ibunkeru345: it extends into Penn ImOnKeY17: interesting
Then I got tired of talking to him and quit. It was a fun night.
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Posted By: Lawless
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:41pm
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...haha...i think
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:48pm
WGP Guy just instant messaged me out of no where. I acidently
cancelled out of the instant message box but it went something like
this:
WGP:ILP?
Me: Yea?
Me: WHos this?
WGP: WGP
Me: WGP Guy?
WGP Guy: Is there anyother?
Me: You're a **edited**
WGP: Why?
Me: Cause you're a **edited** on the forums
Me: And an annoying little postwhore
Then I blocked him. 
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:49pm
SERVED!
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:50pm
(21:46:33) Ultamite trooper: There
was an Albanian, Argintinian and German waling in the street and they
find a lantern. The German rubs it and out comes a Genie, "I will grant
you all a wish" he says. The Albanian was first, "I want all my country
to never be hungry again," "very well" said the genie and the wich was
granted. Next the Argintian, "I want a huge wall around my country so
noone can get in or out to stop all wars and conflicts." This wish was
granted. the German asked, tell me a bit about this wall, "well no-one
can get in or out, it is 10000 metres high and unbreakable." "Very
well" said the German, "fill it with water!"
(21:47:22) wgpguy: uh
(21:47:24) wgpguy: i dont get it
(21:47:28) wgpguy: oo wait
(21:47:30) wgpguy: hahaha
(21:47:49) Ultamite trooper: 8-)
(21:48:02) wgpguy: make this an interesting conversation
(21:48:13) Ultamite trooper: zlright
(21:48:15) Ultamite trooper: racist jokes/
(21:48:17) Ultamite trooper: ok
I wont post the rest..;.
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:53pm
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
WGP Guy just instant messaged me out of no where. I acidently
cancelled out of the instant message box but it went something like
this:
WGP:ILP?
Me: Yea?
Me: WHos this?
WGP: WGP
Me: WGP Guy?
WGP Guy: Is there anyother?
Me: You're a **edited**
WGP: Why?
Me: Cause you're a **edited** on the forums
Me: And an annoying little postwhore
Then I blocked him. 
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Yes he beat me to the button...
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:55pm
I am preparing my evil plot, Mr. E-98 will be assisting me. Dont worry, you are all safe . . .for now
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:06pm
vVPredatorVv6: hello
vVPredatorVv6: whats up?
Me: who is thi
Me: s
vVPredatorVv6: raven
Me: ugh
vVPredatorVv6: lol
Then Blocked
So then he decides to sign on to a different name
Justin Gilroy: dont worry...im not here to like...argue or
anything...im just saying sorry for anything i said to offend you on
the forums...i act like an ass on there...but i really dont mean
anything by stuff i say
The Blocked
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: ¤ RaVeN ¤
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:08pm
hey...what can i say...i hate to leave on a bad note...i dont do april fools stuff either...seems childish (wow...that comming from me is odd)
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:14pm
ATDIhendrix44. Anyone who wants to talk, feel free to message me.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 9:18pm
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my sn is fuzzynutzipper... go nuts... i'm pretty quick with the block button
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 10:48pm
Pm me if you want mine.
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 11:01pm

Hysteria: so did you get to play with hades?
Me: I've played with him. Not today though
Hysteria: how was it playing with a legend?
Me: what?
Me: Hades= a legend?
Hysteria: hades =
Hysteria: yes
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Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 11:10pm
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 31 March 2005 at 11:16pm
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
Pm me if you want mine.
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Ill make it easier...
TheSacredFerret
And you and WGP equally suck.
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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:29am
Trogdor2 wrote:
Ok. I have better convorsations.
You sort of need backstory for this one. This guy was really
drunk and horney and my friend wanted me to help him out a bit. I
pretended to be a girl. This is what happened:
ibunkeru345: hey!ImOnKeY17: hey who s this?ibunkeru345: venessaImOnKeY17: ?ImOnKeY17: i don't think i know youibunkeru345: I bet you doibunkeru345: brown hair and eyes...ibunkeru345: 6' 1"...ImOnKeY17: whhere would i have meet you>ibunkeru345: webster hallibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?ImOnKeY17: whern at websterhall?ibunkeru345: everywhereibunkeru345: I like to go everywhereImOnKeY17: thats coolImOnKeY17: i still don't knwo youibunkeru345: that's okibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?ImOnKeY17: skateboardImOnKeY17: play musicImOnKeY17: chillllllImOnKeY17: krillllllllllllImOnKeY17: cheeeibunkeru345: I like doing youibunkeru345: or I wouldibunkeru345: I also like snowboardingibunkeru345: preferably with youImOnKeY17: ohImOnKeY17: lotte put you up too thisImOnKeY17: thanks anywayImOnKeY17: it's wn't helpibunkeru345: well just freaking take an advil and go to bedibunkeru345: I'd still like to do you some time thoughImOnKeY17: well thnkes foor the thohhtibunkeru345: see if yuo can jerk to itibunkeru345: so can you or can't you?ibunkeru345: or are you in the processImOnKeY17: cna't it's not the sameibunkeru345: awww..ibunkeru345: am I not hot enough?ibunkeru345: I'm 34C if that helpsImOnKeY17: i don't even knowwhat yu look likeibunkeru345: brown hair/eyes 6'1" and 34Cibunkeru345: that should be enoughImOnKeY17: haha wow....your not quite up too parImOnKeY17: sorryibunkeru345: just wait 'till tomorow night:-*ImOnKeY17: cleveribunkeru345: clever but trueImOnKeY17: tomorrow night is sundayImOnKeY17: schol nightibunkeru345: not ok with staying up late?ImOnKeY17: not on a schoo nightibunkeru345: it'll be worth itibunkeru345: trust meImOnKeY17: you live in jersey no?ibunkeru345: nopeibunkeru345: PennImOnKeY17: ohImOnKeY17: even fatheribunkeru345: it'll be worth the drive for me to see youImOnKeY17: you don't even know meibunkeru345: how do you know?ImOnKeY17: becauuse i knwImOnKeY17: how old am i?ibunkeru345: you're 18ImOnKeY17: wowImOnKeY17: impressiveImOnKeY17: how old are yo?ibunkeru345: 17ImOnKeY17: where in penn do you live?ibunkeru345: SpartaImOnKeY17: thats jerseyibunkeru345: and PennImOnKeY17: i 've been to sparta newjerseyibunkeru345: sparta NJ is in Sussex CountyImOnKeY17: ahhh i seeibunkeru345: it's the northwestern tipibunkeru345: it extends into PennImOnKeY17: interesting
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<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"]Then I got tired of talking to him and quit. It was a fun night.</span]
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last time i checked venessa was a girls name
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:31am
WGP guy wrote:
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
WGP Guy just instant messaged me out of no where. I acidently
cancelled out of the instant message box but it went something like
this:
WGP:ILP?
Me: Yea?
Me: WHos this?
WGP: WGP
Me: WGP Guy?
WGP Guy: Is there anyother?
Me: You're a **edited**
WGP: Why?
Me: Cause you're a **edited** on the forums
Me: And an annoying little postwhore
Then I blocked him.
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Yes he beat me to the button...
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yeah he imed me too calling me a postwhore
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:38am
PlentifulBalls wrote:
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
Pm me if you want mine.
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Ill make it easier...
TheSacredFerret
And you and WGP equally suck.
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That makes me feel a lot better.
PlentifulBalls wrote:
WGP guy wrote:
You still suck worse. |
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:41am
bluemunky42 wrote:
Trogdor2 wrote:
Ok. I have better convorsations.
You sort of need backstory for this one. This guy was really
drunk and horney and my friend wanted me to help him out a bit. I
pretended to be a girl. This is what happened:
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last time i checked venessa was a girls name |
Not only do you suck at typing, but you also suck at reading...
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:47am
WGP guy wrote:
PlentifulBalls wrote:
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
Pm me if you want mine.
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Ill make it easier...
TheSacredFerret
And you and WGP equally suck.
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That makes me feel a lot better.
PlentifulBalls wrote:
WGP guy wrote:
You still suck worse. |
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I can contradict myself all i want, i am just that friggin cool.
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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 12:54am
PlentifulBalls wrote:
WGP guy wrote:
PlentifulBalls wrote:
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
Pm me if you want mine.
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Ill make it easier...
TheSacredFerret
And you and WGP equally suck.
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That makes me feel a lot better.
PlentifulBalls wrote:
WGP guy wrote:
You still suck worse. |
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I can contradict myself all i want, i am just that friggin cool.
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You are like Chronos, minus the Chronos part
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