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In All Seriousness

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Topic: In All Seriousness
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Subject: In All Seriousness
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:08pm
When I created that thread at ten or so last night, the last thing I
expected was the type of posts that followed - thoughtful, kind, and
sincere. Even those of you who don't support homosexuality either kept
it to yourself (for the most part) or acted in an extremely mature manner.

I underestimated the forum - I expected rude, immature quips and
thoughtless put-downs... I got very much the opposite.
It didn't even occur to me that the posts would be so overwhelmingly
helpful and understanding, and I almost wish they hadn't been, because it
makes it really hard to tell you guys that it was a prank.
I'm not **edited**.

It was to be my ultimate prank - possibly even my final prank.
I worry, though, that I took it too far and it wasn't funny but rather sick
and cruel (even by my standards).

I'm sincerely impressed, guys. And even if this has made you lose some
(or all) of the respect that you so readily threw my way, I've gained a new
respect for all of you.

So .... April Fools...?!

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Replies:
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:09pm
Screw you.

Butthead.


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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:09pm
I will never trust you again...

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Posted By: phillll227
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:09pm
haha

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:10pm
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

I will never trust you again...


You mean you trusted me in the first place?
Mistake #1.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:11pm
Hey, what can I say, my heart was made two sizes two big.

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:11pm
I KNEW IT! I had my suspisions. But you got EVERYONE!

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:12pm
I didn't even read it, so am I part of the prank... 

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:14pm
Panda, he convinced the forum that he was homosexual. He even got ShortyPB to post out of nowhere.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:14pm
Meh, at least it proves we aren't a bunch of red neck gun nuts who hate everything that's different.

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:15pm

Nicely written - I certainly bought it.    :)

 

But then, I never bother to try to spot April's Fools - I always get it wrong anyway.

 

Come to think of it, I don't accept your retraction.  You are as homosexual as EJP is female.  You can both deny all you want, but you are forevermore marked.    

:P



Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:16pm
Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Panda, he convinced the forum that he was homosexual. He even got ShortyPB to post out of nowhere.

oh? hmmm... meh?  I didn't miss much.


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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:17pm
It was funny thogh.

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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:17pm
sure...you cant go back into the closet now that we all know the trooth...

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Posted By: themovielife
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:17pm
Was the part about you knowing how to play the violin a prank too?


Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:18pm
its fun to know whats going on before it ever happens.


Operation closet completed


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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.


Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:18pm
I didnt believe it from the start.

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Posted By: quizl
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:21pm
thats not what you told me last night...

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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:23pm
NOICE!!11! 

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Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:25pm
lol i SUSPECTED april fools but it wasnt april 1st yet so i took the risk of believing it i dont know you well enough to of lost any trust seeing as i never gained any but good prank

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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:27pm
Hahaha I knew it as soon as I read that thread.  Great prank also!

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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:29pm
Dammit, and here I was, planning a trip up the east coast...

The first paragraph was a dead giveaway. You aren't stupid enough to stereotype that badly, unless you do it purposely.

And you're still my god, but now you're my g.ay god.


Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:31pm
i didn't post in that thread cause i smelled BS.


Posted By: whoknowswho
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:33pm
The timing was just too good. I figured it was fake.


Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:34pm
dude you have no idea how hard i held back my urge for some ga.y jokes in that thread...i wasn't completely sure you were serious or not so i didn't post lol

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Nobody ever suspects the fun police!


Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:45pm
I knew it from the get go.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by themovielife themovielife wrote:

Was the part about you knowing how to play the
violin a prank too?


I played violin for six years.
True story.

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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:52pm
dude...you're an asshole...

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:54pm
I thought you were serious.  Oh well.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 2:54pm
Hey, take it easy... he said April Fools.

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Posted By: ¤ RaVeN ¤
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 3:09pm
lol, your lying...stop playing it off

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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 3:33pm
I knew it.

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Props to my Dogg BLAND


Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 3:37pm
So...you've been straight on me the whole time. This whole time, you've just played with my emotions. I thought we had something together. I'm never speaking to you again.


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 3:41pm
*    frozen highfives prodigy

I didn't expect those responses either. You all rock, especially for taking it so well!


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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:00pm
No way; Prod has, and forever will smoke the cock

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Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:20pm
DIDNT GET ME!!! I WASNT HERE!!!

But anyways, you were a day to early. Should have waited for midnight

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:28pm
I knew you were bluffing the whole time. I didnt come out and say it because I didnt want to ruin your joke. Especially since there are still alot of misinformation/pranks still out there. Either way, you are whom you are **edited** or straight it is all good.



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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:28pm
o, man. u really got me.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:49pm
Oh, and it was Frozen and Gopher who
came up with this prank and asked me to do it.

I wrote the post and the forumer collage was
courtesy of of Frozen. Oh, and Gopher was just
being a prick to add a bit of realism.

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 4:59pm
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;     ---Buddha



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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:19pm
man... i feel smart

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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:22pm

That was VERY well written, Prod. I must say that.

However, you betrayed me... I'm going to go cry...



Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 6:58pm
to DBiBeau, Hysteria, Chikunpimp

 Owned.


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Posted By: CHiKUN PiMP
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 7:05pm
Originally posted by RenegadeGopher RenegadeGopher wrote:

to DBiBeau, Hysteria, Chikunpimp

<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;">Owned.</span>




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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 7:15pm
Originally posted by RenegadeGopher RenegadeGopher wrote:

to DBiBeau, Hysteria, Chikunpimp

 Owned.



Hahaha, nice.


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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 8:47pm
haha the funny part is that everyone believed it

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Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 8:51pm

makin april fools prank before april fools day is cheating !!11  



Posted By: garrett5
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 8:58pm
youre mean

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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 9:12pm
So wait, I belived you at first, then missread a post and DOUBTED YOU, then beleived you again and appologized  . . .

Oh Snap


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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 9:17pm
So you don't take shaft...this is upsetting.


Posted By: f@ll3n 5nip3r
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 10:17pm
ehhhh good one i believed it too......for real

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Posted By: tipnan sucks
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 11:25pm

i realy need to say this TIPPMAN CAN SUCK MY COCK

 

angels rule

 

**edited** you ass **edited**ers



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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 01 April 2005 at 11:40pm
Originally posted by tipnan sucks tipnan sucks wrote:

i realy need to say this TIPPMAN CAN SUCK MY COCK

 

angels rule

 

**edited** you ass **edited**ers



Go die in a fire please, but do it outside, I dont care much for the smell


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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 12:39am

it makes no difference to me whether you were **edited** or not, but that was kinda of a lame prank.

-me



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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 12:51am


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Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 12:57am
Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:

it makes no difference to me whether you were **edited** or not, but that was kinda of a lame prank.

-me



YA-- YOUUU ARE A LAME PRANK




see my holiday smash hit ZJINGLE AL DE VAY


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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 1:11am
Originally posted by RenegadeGopher RenegadeGopher wrote:

Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:

it makes no difference to me whether you were **edited** or not, but that was kinda of a lame prank.

-me



YA-- YOUUU ARE A LAME PRANK




see my holiday smash hit ZJINGLE AL DE VAY

Wait, you're trying to be annoying, right?

-me



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Posted By: adrenalinejunky
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 2:30am
i believe he's mocking you...


Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 6:00am
Originally posted by adrenalinejunky adrenalinejunky wrote:

i believe he's mocking you...


someones right,

and pb125 doesn't see Conan much now does he.


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Posted By: tipnan sucks
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 8:27am
it aint no prank queefin doosh bags tipman sucks my coc

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tipman licks my balls


Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 8:36am
Originally posted by tipnan sucks tipnan sucks wrote:

it aint no prank queefin doosh bags tipman sucks my coc


It isn't a prank. Queefin douche bags. Tippmann sucks my cock.


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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 9:15am
Originally posted by tipnan sucks tipnan sucks wrote:

Tippmann sucks my cock.
Wouldn't that kinda hurt?  I mean what if the marker went off


Posted By: Lawless
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 2:58pm

Hey!

I'm very impressed!

Very well put together!

I still hope you die a horrible death though!



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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 4:02pm
Originally posted by RenegadeGopher RenegadeGopher wrote:

to DBiBeau, Hysteria, Chikunpimp

 Owned.


If it had been someone else I might have suspected something...


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 4:11pm
I had this sneaky suspision, but then he "got mad" and i was like, hmm maybe he isnt joking. I never fully beleived it, i figured he was going to pop out going april fools, but its better to ere on the side of causion.

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 4:25pm
I am much too naive, what can I say?


Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 02 April 2005 at 5:05pm
Originally posted by tipnan sucks tipnan sucks wrote:

it aint no prank queefin doosh bags tipman sucks my coc

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