LOL! Save Toby!
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Topic: LOL! Save Toby!
Posted By: .Ryan
Subject: LOL! Save Toby!
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:47pm
http://www.savetoby.com/ - www.savetoby.com
Some people say it's sick. I personally think it's really clever and
extreemly funny....plus....I mean.....he's made like 25k so far...
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:49pm
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:50pm
SO INCREDIBLY OLD
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:51pm
OLD.
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Posted By: paintballman_13
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:51pm
Frozen Balls wrote: SO INCREDIBLY OLD
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:54pm
That's as old as your mom felt last night...
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 7:55pm
If he hasn't been eaten yet, I no longer fear Toby's demise.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:06pm
Old? Well, I just heard it on the news so oh well, just thought I'd share....really clever way to make 25k never the less.
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Posted By: paintballman_13
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:08pm
.Ryan wrote: Old? Well, I just heard it on the news so oh well, just thought I'd share....really clever way to make 25k never the less.
Indeed it is a good idea
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:10pm
.Ryan wrote: Old? Well, I just heard it on the news so oh well, just
thought I'd share....really clever way to make 25k never the less.
It is...I first saw it when he was at roughly $14000.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:11pm
.Ryan wrote: Old? Well, I just heard it on the news so oh well, just thought I'd share....really clever way to make 25k never the less.
Save Toby
Claim: Fellow threatens to eat his pet rabbit unless $50,000 is donated through his web site.
Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]
Is there really a guy holding a rabbit ransom at savetoby.com? It says he rescued the rabbit and is threatening to eat it unless he receives $50 grand in donations through paypal.
Origins: At
the beginning of February 2005, we began receiving
e-mails from puzzled readers about
www.savetoby.com , a site alleging to be run by a fellow intent upon killing and eating his pet rabbit unless his demands for $50,000 were met. Bunny lovers everywhere can once again breathe easily: savetoby.com is a hoax. Although the site now lacks a disclaimer, a visitor to it on 9 February 2005 spotted one that said: "Note: this is a joke: please only donate to buy gear or help support savetoby.com." Even without such explicit clarification, certain things about the site should make the buffoonery clear:
The premise of the threat ("Send money or I'll kill the rabbit") gives away the jest. Society regards rabbits as one of the more disposable pets: every year thousands of bunnies end up with Humane Societies or animal rescue groups because their previous owners very quickly proved unable or unwilling to care for them. While rabbits do make fine pets, they also require veterinary care (including one-time spaying/neutering and annual vaccinations against disease), specialized diets, and reasonably large indoor cages, all of which represent a level of commitment many who vaguely thought they might like to keep a rabbit or two are generally unaware of at the time of adoption. Also, despite their resemblance to plush toys, rabbits do not like to be held, petted, or carted about, which means those who think they're taking on animal companions they can hug and squeeze to their hearts' content discover only after the fact that the sort of critter they thought they were bringing into their homes isn't at all what they ended up with. Consequently, any number of cute, fluffy pet bunnies are unceremoniously turned loose outdoors (where they live, on average, for three days), killed by their owners, or are handed over to animal shelters and rescue groups. The "Save Toby" jape swings upon the notion of this particular rabbit's cuteness, inspiring folks to pry open their wallets to the tune of $16,380.18 . . . in a world where rabbits are regarded as worthless and animal shelters can't find donors to support their work.
The 'Balance:' figure which purports to showcase the amount already extorted (located near the bottom of the site's main page in a section labeled 'Premium Account Overview') is a fixed graphic, not a counter. It is periodically edited to increase the number displayed so as to maintain the appearance that folks actually are chipping in to preserve Toby's life. As of 1 March 2005, the amount shown was $16,380.18. Similar to savetoby.com is Save Bernd! (http://www.krohm.net/bernd.htm), another "pay or the rabbit gets it" site run by an operator who threatens to turn Bernd, a pet bunny he found outdoors on a rainy night, into "Rabbit with Chanterelle" for his Easter dinner if visitors don't donate 1,000,000 Euros by 27 March 2005. (Warning: The "Save Bernd!" site is pop-up hell. If you go to that site, don't expect to easily back out of the many new browser windows its advertising programs will open. We do not offer an clickable link to it because some of our readers have reported strange behaviors on the part of their computers after visiting the "Save Bernd!" site.) Bernd was previously scheduled to become someone's New Year's dinner; earlier versions of the site announced "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for New Year's Eve Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1,000000€ by latest 31st Dec 2004!" (It now says, "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for Easter Sunday's Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1,000,000€ by latest 27th March 2005!") At the very end of the "Save Bernd!" page in teeny, tiny print is the message "it's a joke." That same rabbit appears on www.savefluffy.com , yet another 'bunny in peril' site that promises a future as rabbit stew for the lagomorph pictured thereon unless its owner recieves $1,000,000 by 31 December 2005. Those truly moved by the plight of Toby, Bernd, or Fluffy should consider donating a bit of their spare cash to their local animal shelters or rescue groups, entities that all too often have bunnies dumped upon them by those who have decided they can no longer be bothered to keep their pets, or to rabbit-specific groups such as the Rabbit Rescue and Rehab of New York, Tidewater Rabbit Rescue of Virginia, and Zooh Corner . Barbara "bunny money" Mikkelson Additional information:
On keeping rabbits as pets (House Rabbit Society)
Last updated: 18 March 2005
The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2005 by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson This material may not be reproduced without permission.
Sources:
Segal, David. "'Save Toby' Site Draws Rabbit Reactions."
The Washington Post. 18 March 2005 (p. C1).
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Posted By: Buggy
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:13pm
the mobs probably gonna whack him if he doesn't pay up by June 30th, which is why he did this
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:14pm
IC....I wonder why the news didn't check snopes? lol...
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:14pm
ok bravecoward, ruin the fun, huh?
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 8:26pm
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 9:17pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 11:12pm
Old.......
Still old.
-me
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Posted By: PB MISFIT
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 11:41pm
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 11 April 2005 at 11:50pm
That is a cute bunny.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 5:15am
im going to buy a bunny right now...and im going to eat him unles yall give me $1400 or an Angel G7, whichever comes first
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 5:35am
the money hes made so far is only from save toby merchandice.
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 8:31am
usafpilot07 wrote: im going to buy a bunny right now...and im going to
eat him unles yall give me $1400 or an Angel G7, whichever comes first
Good luck with that.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 2:56pm
Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
usafpilot07 wrote: im going to buy a bunny right now...and im going to
eat him unles yall give me $1400 or an Angel G7, whichever comes first
Good luck with that.
well, what if some random rich bunny lover happened to see it? you never know...
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Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 3:12pm
Whoever thought he was actually going to eat the bunny...just wow...
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 4:41pm
PB MISFIT wrote:
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 12 April 2005 at 5:12pm
Oh, roffle. I want one of them hats.
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