if have have a funny paintball story, please tell them.   mine.......

a friend and i were walking up a steep long hill, that gets very tiring. my friend decided to rest and lean back against a short but thick tree. now keep in mind, im standing behind him. the tree actually falls completely back. i have to jump out of the way on this steep hill while he tries to keep his balance. we both turned out ok, fortunatley

I once won a game using only a plastic ninja sword..

We were playing at night and we stop for break. My friend lights up a couple sparklers and starting running like a lunatic. Seeing that it could be hyped up a bit, my friend and I light the kid with the sparklers up. He fell to the ground and burnt his fingers. I thought it was kinda funny.

-mit- wrote: if have have a funny paintball story, please tell them.   mine.......

The only story I can think of is that we were playing on an open field and we decided to play capture the flag. IT was very dark and the only way we knew where the flag was, was by having a glow stick right next to the flag (on a box which is on the ground). Two guys come running up to it from opposite teams and they started shooting each other as they got closer to each other. All of a sudden you see one guy drop about 5 feet from the flag while the other person grabs the flag. We wondered why he just dropped and it turned out that he wasn't wearing some protection so he got hit "where it hurts"

well, any stories that happened during playing paintball. anything.

i once won a game by saying "bam bam!my gun was broken but i couldnt let my team down, so i popped out of a bunker after the break out, and said "bam bam!!" The guy came back into his bunker and my guy got the hit!! hehehe

Story time, my favorite game. Rather amusing. Edited for content.

My favorite was an attack and defend game in a WW1 style trench field where I was defending. Tyler (one of my buddies) and my other team mate, who were defending the left hand side of the field, got out very quickly. My other team mate and I were pretty well pinned on the right hand side of the field. Both of us were up on the bluffs, out of the trenches. He was a liitle ways ahead of me looking down on the right half of the field. I was covering the left.

Tyler informed me that "some one MAY be coming down the trenches toward me) Yeah, good ol Tyler. Anyways, I peek out of my bunker and look through the little building that I am supposed to be defending. I can see in one door and out the other. But, my teammate made me turn away from my post to face his issues. When I looked back at the building, I could hear voices coming from it. Whoever was in there was talking to his buddies who were out, standing  out side the field. They could see into the building where their comrade was. I concluded where he was, and he was in the left corner, closest to me. I fired one shot, and it hit the wall across from him. I hear an "OH *poo*!!1! IS HE STILL THERE?/???" I start to laugh. He was screwed! So, he pops out from his hiding spot, and faces me DIRECTLY. I lit his *booty* UP! At least 6 or 7 balls hit around his torso area. Yeah, that was a sweet outage.

Then I got out due to my moronic positioning. Not so sweet.

Ok one time i was playing woodsball at my friends house we were playing 2v2 my buddy already got out and it was me wif a **edited**ty spyder immagine and him with a tippmann 98 and the other guy spyder victor i made a dash for a bunker made it thought the other 2 guys were like way away next thing ya no i look up and their both rushing me and fireing i smoke the guy wif the spyder victor 2 and it just me and the tippmann next thing ya no their just a like a inch of wood seperating off from each i finally tilt my gun after almost being shot in the face and peg him right in the top of the head like 3 times he was sore after that and didn't wanna mess me

well the first time i ever went paintballing it was w/my brothers. so we start out and i tell my brother i go straight to a bunker and he goes left . so the ref starts the game and we start getting shot at. this was speed ball so he runs into me and knocks over the bunker because they move so easily. i was behind. we then got our a** lit up it was bad. that same game i was bunkering a kid and my brother shot me in the back like 5 times . this was the same one that ran into me. he is the absolute worst. also that same game i ran into  a big bunker in the middle and my whole team was lit up.

gggggggeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz its like i wrote my life story.

ok this isint realy funny it just made me mad. it might be funny from someone elses point of view though. i was playing paintball for a birthday party at Cape Cod Paintball, in Mass.

i ran up to someones bunker and told em to surrender they yell ''ok i surrender!'' so i tell them that that means there out and to get off the feild. they dont leave so a shoot em once or twice 2 ft away. the person still doesnt leave so i run up to my freind at his bunker and tell him that the other kid wont go out. so my freind stands up and lights the kid up shooting him at least like 50 times. the kid never did go out he just got 2 freinds over to cheat with him and get us out. since wer good players we actulay left when shot

Paintball Grunt wrote: ok this isint realy funny it just made me mad. it might be funny from someone elses point of view though. i was playing paintball for a birthday party at Cape Cod Paintball, in Mass. i ran up to someones bunker and told em to surrender they yell ''ok i surrender!'' so i tell them that that means there out and to get off the feild. they dont leave so a shoot em once or twice 2 ft away. the person still doesnt leave so i run up to my freind at his bunker and tell him that the other kid wont go out. so my freind stands up and lights the kid up shooting him at least like 50 times. the kid never did go out he just got 2 freinds over to cheat with him and get us out. since wer good players we actulay left when shot

HA!

My friends and I were playing woodsball at a nearby woods one day, it was 3 vs. 3 and we were just playing an elimanation game. Well me and my teamates headed out into the woods. Me and one other guy headed up to a hill top to get a good position on the guys below to set up an ambush. They came in and we started firing. We had them pinned down and all of a sudden we just got hammered in the back. I turned around thinking what the **edited** was going. Our other teamate was standing there, he apparently thought we were on the other team. My friend and I took one look at each other and then we lit him up like no tomorrow.  

Kind of funny I thought watching him roll around on the ground will being shot.  

One game my friend, his dad, and myself decided to go COMPLETLY around the outside of the field.  We were sprinitng through the woods until we got straight behind the other team.  All three of us have RTs and full hoppers of paint, and the great thing is that they didnt know we were there.  The 3 of us spread out a little bit from each other and all opened up at the same exact time.  One guy litterally hurdled the bunker to get away from us, and forgetting he was jumping out into the open for the rest of our team to light him up.  Another 2 kids that i was shooting at was waving at me and saying stop shooting us.  So.... i casually walked up pretty close to them and shot them both in the back.  The funny thing is we got every1 out that was left and our own team was shooting at us, we ended up communicating to let them know we were on thier team before we got lit up by our own team.

haha! im always watching where the other team is and what theyre doin to keep trak so that dont happen to me

^haha

no what i dont want to do again? play paintball vs someone with no shirt on and the other persons velocity is up all the way

um because he had two of his teamates right next to him firing at me

(one of them got shot too but didnt go out either)

It was the last game of the day, and I was whomping.  Unfortunatly, the rest of my team wasn't.  I was paintballing with a rather large chinese kid with an ebladed orracle. Anyways, me and this one kid were trying to get each other out.  The ref had been watching me for a while since i was getting so many people out and not getting hit, So he finally moves in for a paintcheck.  He's looking, and we had the same kind of camo on. The kid who was shooting at me shot the ref and thought he got me.  I ran up, bunkered him, ran faster and bunkered two more behind a tree and then longballed the last oponnent. but before the ball got there he shot me in the nuts. Bastard.

^haha

one time like the 2nd time i played i only new 2 people with guns. so we played 2 vs 1 matches. everytime i was the 1! we normaly played eliminations 3 shots out (not anymore). one time after i got shot 3 times i raised my hands and yelled im out im out! but wut do they do? they keep shooting and shoot me in the neck and i get a large welt on my neck

^wow! why would any1 chicken out like that? wtf!?!

i was playing attack and defend and i told one of my teamates to go around back of the base and sneak in when i gave the signal. i tried to tell him to go but i was too far away, so i got out and while i was walking out of the place i walked by him and told him to go. he ran into the base so we one. but just as he stepped in someone shot him from 2feet away! we one since they shot after he got in but he was in some pain.

Im a self-admitted rookie..... but anyway.

I was playing in a 10 on 10 game of capture the flag. The enemies flag was on the front of one of the bunkers in thier start area. I ran along the edge of the course, near a shallow ravine that covered me, until i was at a 45 degree angle from the bunker. A couple of my team mates lit up the bunker so I decided to take a couple of shots myself.......big mistake. The only cover I had was a baby pine tree. Now this tree is only a foot high and about 2 inches wide. I swear something like 70 rounds hit that tree but not one got me. After a while they must have thought I was hit so they stopped.

I was able to run behind the bunker and get my first 3 kills and capture the flag....all thanks to one tiny tree.

Once, in my early days of paintball, I accidentally shot the ref about six times, one of the balls hit him in the nuts, I don’t think anything else needs said.

^^^haha.  i'm gonna "accedently" shoot a ref next time i go because he dissed my marker repair skills without knowing the whole story. 

The Whole Story: Me and some friends where out playing in these woods.  My friend's cocker jammed because he short stroked a bajilion times.  So i'm sitting in a dirt spot field stripping and cleaning his gun because he dosn't know that much about them and he's a bad airsmith. then he looks at his watch and says "OH CRAP I GOTTA GO!" so i just threw his bolt back in and got it fairly clean.  He goes paintballing the next weekend and his gun won't shoot more thatn 5 ft.  He has a ref look at it and he fixes it and tells him "next time, don't let anyone who doesn't know anything about your gun try to fix it".  So he's got a ball headin his way......    idky but it really bothers me when people say stuff like that

Well here is the whole story about my ref shooting incident; I didn't have time to write it all before. Keep in mind I make some pretty noobish mistakes because I was a noob, this was quite a few years ago and my first time playing at a real field.

I was playing on the town field at Skyline Paintball in northern Virginia. The game had just started and me and a group of my friends were under some pretty intense fire from someone we couldn't see, he was hiding behind some barrels that were stacked on top of each other. I managed to sneak around to the barrels, I could hear his rounds breaking on the other side of the barrels (now that I think of it, that was quite noobish of him to). I peeked around the corner and saw the side of someone’s head but no other part of them, they hadn't seen me yet so I poked my barrel around the corner and squeezed off a lot of rounds very quickly, all of which hit him. He must have been crouching because he immediately jumped up when the first round hit him, he began to say something that sounded like swearing but was cut off by the last round I had fired in the burst, which hit him in the nuts, immediately causing him to go silent and collapse on the ground. Well during the millisecond that I could see his torso, before he collapsed, I caught sight of his jersey and saw in all its horror that he was wearing a ref jersey. Being the noob that I was, instead of going over to help him like a real player does, I acted like nothing happened and kept playing. I was immediately shot in the face when I came around the other side of the barrel by the player I had been perusing, who (of course) was waiting for me on the other side of the barrels.

At the end of the day, I was talking to one of the refs who told me about some jerk who shot him in the nuts at the beginning of the day, " I mean, what kind of an Idiot mistakes a ref for a player!" he told me. I immediately realized that this was the very ref who I had mistakenly shot, so I did what any honest new paintball player would do and said to him...................." That jerk, I can't believe how stupid some people are." Then I got out of there as fast as I could.

Needless to say, I would never do anything like that today.

I got one..

Me and my friend Josh were waiting for his brother to finish  getting his c02 and stuff so we decided to have a one on one. (this part you really gotta imagine) So we went to the air ball feild and we started running around( he was on one side of the feild i was on other) and we were firing at eachother and then **BAM** He runs into a part of the snake, and trips.. i totaly OWNED HIM!!  It was funny but u really gotta imagine it.

ok nobody has a story like mine.

one time i was playing at a park in memphis TN. and we were playing like a 10vs.10 so i get out about 7-10 minutes in the game and i'm sitting on the benches OUTSIDE the field. the benches are so that each team is facing each other. but about 2 minutes later after i'm already out i'm sitting there watching these kids gettin schooled by this tourny player with his cocker. the tourny guy gets trapped in a corner next to the benches by some really stupid players. the players on the other team start randomly shooting at the tourny guy and their own team mates on the benches start screamin and duckin and they're gettin hit in the face by their on guys.

IT WAS HILARIOUS TO SEE THEM SCREAMIN AND DUCKIN LIKE BABIES! 

haha

i would have liked to see that

for the last month me and my freinds have been planning to play paintball every weekend but its rained EVERY time! im getting realy mad i havent played paintball for over a month cuz of the rain...grrr

theres nothing wrong with playing once a month, i do, an im not too shabby if i do say so myself

um...yeehaw

team dead on wrote: and i shot him 10 times

he had this old hunting jacket he weres i had are ready shoot him 3 times but it did not show up on the jacket and i peltted him too be shur