Paintball nuke.
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Topic: Paintball nuke.
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Subject: Paintball nuke.
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 2:07pm
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a paint nuke... start talking. yes, i'm a jacka$$ ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg">  Because I can.
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Posted By: dovehunter9
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 2:27pm
 Did you take your pills today? ------------- 20% of people understand percents and 94% don't, so keep them out of sigs |
Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 3:29pm
- jack and replace with dumb ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
HITMAN 4 HIRE wrote:Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 3:31pm
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yes... it's working... lol ------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: dovehunter9
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 5:18pm
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Please answer my question. ------------- 20% of people understand percents and 94% don't, so keep them out of sigs |
Posted By: x-mo-x
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 5:41pm
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take you question and go sit on it for a while!!!!! god do you really think that it could work???!!!!! go home and think about it and don't come back till then!!!! ------------- Eyes up this one's for you!!! Brought to you by the Canadian Guy!!! |
Posted By: P8nthavcmkr
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 6:21pm
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Thats just stupid ------------- WESTSIDE!!! |
Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 6:34pm
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You must be the most retarded person on this forum at this point in time...I'd like to see someone drop a nuke right ontop of you. ------------- 
The Evil Thong Girl had something called "Motion Lotion"...it tasted pretty good, I ate the entire contents of the bottle thingy..-Hell's Oracle |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 6:46pm
you guys are letting him accomplish exactly what he set out to do...shame  = ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: dovehunter9
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 7:51pm
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but it's so easy to make fun of him.
The sad thing is that he knows how to use a computer. ------------- 20% of people understand percents and 94% don't, so keep them out of sigs |
Posted By: attackpotatoe
Date Posted: 15 April 2005 at 3:50pm
i agree with you there. on a lighter note would it have a nuclear core and if it does range please explain cough(jacka!!) ------------- danger will robinson danger |
Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 15 April 2005 at 5:48pm
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..isn't it past your bedtime? -------------
The Evil Thong Girl had something called "Motion Lotion"...it tasted pretty good, I ate the entire contents of the bottle thingy..-Hell's Oracle |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 16 April 2005 at 12:23am
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Please leave. Me and Lawless are the only Hitman's around here.
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Posted By: eaglesin05
Date Posted: 16 April 2005 at 7:40am
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Wow. Stupidity.
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Posted By: garrett5
Date Posted: 16 April 2005 at 10:37am
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^^i agree
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 16 April 2005 at 2:23pm
| Did yall see the Blue Collar show when they went out paintballing? Jeff Foxworthy called upon a jet to strike Larry the cable guy and Bill Engvall(sp?). They showed a clip of the jet flying above and then you see all this paint fall onto Larry and Bill (i'm talking gallons over gallons) |
Posted By: Rio258K
Date Posted: 16 April 2005 at 9:46pm
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Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 17 April 2005 at 2:42pm
Thats.. cool? -------------
The Evil Thong Girl had something called "Motion Lotion"...it tasted pretty good, I ate the entire contents of the bottle thingy..-Hell's Oracle |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 17 April 2005 at 3:54pm
| lmao |
Posted By: x-mo-x
Date Posted: 18 April 2005 at 8:30am
Nice!!! ------------- Eyes up this one's for you!!! Brought to you by the Canadian Guy!!! |
Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 18 April 2005 at 9:00am
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That’s right! Why are any of these people even contributing to this argument! It’s stupid and it was meant to be! -------------  Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 18 April 2005 at 11:17pm
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Hm... It's worth considering... The trouble comes in the physics. See,
nukes work with ultra dense metals, whereas paintballs use... well,
paint. The critical mass of paint necessary for a fission reaction
would probably take up a tupperware container at least the size of
Nevada. That's just off the top of my head, realize- I'm no
mathematician. You might be able to squeeze it in something a bit
smaller, but either way you're looking at at least a Llama-sized
package to cart around. That being said, it's still doable. If your'e willing and able to cart around at best, something the size of a dromedary pack animal, or at worst a U.S. state, then you're off to a good start. The next problem that I forsee, though, is actually getting all the paint. Obviously that kind fo paint isn't just sitting around, but a million monkeys in a million Home Hardwares should eventually bring you back what you need. As an aside, it will also have the effect of rejuvenating the African economy when an order for a million monkeys comes in. Now we have to figure out a way to actually disperse the paint in a nuke-like manner. This obviously isn't something that can be done by anyone- you'll need to exercise special care and atention when designing this. The problem is in compressing the paint enough that it goes supercritical and starts a fission reaction, thus splooging ridiculous quantities of paint all over the opponents, yourself, and the immediate 10 square miles of geography. I had a girlfriend once tell me I was so full of $hit it was a wonder I didn't explode- that got me thinking. Since we already have a million monkeys, which presumably will have the biological processes normal amongst their kind, we could harvest this otherwise wasted resource. I propose that at the core of the paint-nuke there will be a poop-chamber surrounded by an electrical blanket that will heat it to incredible pressure. When it hits the critical point, a sparkplug built into the core could ignite the solids and fumes, creating an explosion just powerful enough to disperse the paint to your satisfaction, and hopefully to fully combust all the propellant. If not you will, in a very literal sense, be in a world of $hit. Of course, that's just my $.02 ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 April 2005 at 5:25am
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brihard, you had me laughing pretty hard till the poop part
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 19 April 2005 at 4:08pm
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You have this all figured out, don't you? |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 19 April 2005 at 5:21pm
...wow...good one, buddy...i mean...that was really a good one...you burned him alright... you're cool. /end sarcasm. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 20 April 2005 at 6:59pm
------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 April 2005 at 11:59pm
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Who cares what we're letting him do, as long as it's good for a laugh?
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:03am
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Posted By: HITMAN 4 HIRE
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 7:15pm
------------- http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27278mo.jpg"> Because I can.
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 8:19pm
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um...why the hell are you calling a guy a noob over the internet? ...i mean, i can understand calling someone a noob after totally owning him at video games or a pb match...but this is just rediculous... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Silent Slayer
Date Posted: 22 April 2005 at 8:56pm
lol poopie chamber surrounded by an electric blanket lmao that has to be the greatest post ive ever read.  ------------- a5 polished internals flatline custom aluminum foregrip drop e grip w/custom blade trigger palmer stabalizer 71ci 4500psi dye throttle dye invisions vision impy tapeworm crossfire 88/45 EVO |
Posted By: select
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:25pm
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Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 11:55pm
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I said nuke.. not paint nuke. Cuz I want him to just get blown off the face of the Earth. -------------
The Evil Thong Girl had something called "Motion Lotion"...it tasted pretty good, I ate the entire contents of the bottle thingy..-Hell's Oracle |
Posted By: select
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 5:06pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 7:40pm
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A nuke would be overkill. Go with a laser-guided tactical anvil. If
Coyote had had those Roadrunner woulda been toast. Or one of those
Smart Bombs the US had filled with concrete instead of explosives so
they could take out Saddam pinpoint if he ever showed up in a crowded
market or something. That's actually not even a joke, either- weird
idea, but pretty smart. and I agree, calling people noobs for no particular reason is kinda lame. I'm very familiar with idiots on the internet, thanks. I wouldn't be posting to this guy if I didn't think he was worth at least something to this forum. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Curlyman666
Date Posted: 26 April 2005 at 5:21pm
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paintball nukes,a poop chamber,laser guided anvils,concrete-filled smart bombs,and people say there are no good ideas on this forum
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Posted By: x-mo-x
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 12:17pm
Oh and thx Roockerdoode it was too easy to hit him with that one!!! ------------- Eyes up this one's for you!!! Brought to you by the Canadian Guy!!! |
Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 29 April 2005 at 6:20pm
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^You suck. Although I like your icon. Does she suck? -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 29 April 2005 at 10:14pm
this thread should have been taken out back and shot LOOONNNGGG ago
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Posted By: patdh1028
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 1:58pm
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or instead of trying to get enough inward force to drive paint to its critical mass, just get some plutonium 235 paintballs, encase them in a block o' c4, and set it up at your paintball field. but wait, if the paintballs were made of plutonium 235, they wouldnt really be paintballs would they? darn. but it would kill everyone at the local field and beyond, whatever thats worth. ------------- FRANK THE TANK! |
Posted By: Millslane
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 3:24pm
^^^ Devil2 i'm with you ------------- www.pbteamwow.com |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 5:55pm
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QUIT UPPING THIS THREAD
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 01 May 2005 at 6:27pm
You're thinking of Uranium 235. The Plutonium isotope used in nukes is Pu 239. Otherwise, that would work. It would land the cops on you pretty quick, though. And a paint nuke is just so much more original.  ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Rio258K
Date Posted: 01 May 2005 at 6:59pm
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Posted By: Nickodemus
Date Posted: 01 May 2005 at 7:00pm
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Go install a pop up sprinkler system at your field. make every square foot wetted area. ------------- Think and give them all you have from the beginning, and never weaken! |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 02 May 2005 at 3:45pm
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Blech, shut up- my platoon had to advance through a swamp this past weekend on a training exercise. I'm trying to forget the feeling of soaked feet. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |