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Fear the SWAT Monkey!

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Topic: Fear the SWAT Monkey!
Posted By: Darur
Subject: Fear the SWAT Monkey!
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 2:11am
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/21/swat.monkey.reut/index.html - Gnar

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 2:13am

So...   Being a SWAT officer is so easy that a monkey can do their job?



Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 2:14am
This also may explain some of Dune's tendencies . . .


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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 4:59am
Haha, I wish I had a SWAT monkey in my area..

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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 5:39am
People are pansies, they need mokeys to do there jobs?

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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 6:08am
Planet of the Apes


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:42am
He is gonna get a bullet proof vest too.

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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:46am
what....the....hell

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:48am
Its for risky cituations, if something is too small for a swat team, you could send in the monkey, but the breed of monkey is very smart. Im not sure EXACTLY what the little guy cold do, but i know he is gettin a bullet proof vest.

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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 8:50am
I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 9:04am
Originally posted by Bugg Bugg wrote:

I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert


= monkey soup

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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 9:06am
I can see the training going well, but what are they going to do if the victims in the real world have the bananas hanging around their necks instead of the perps?


Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 9:58am
Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Originally posted by Bugg Bugg wrote:

I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert


= monkey soup
mmmm soup

Monkey soup... the other other other other other other other other other other other other OTHER *breaths* white meat... you know.. after the others

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Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 11:14am
 Some monkeys have the intelligence of a small child in some respects so it would be like putting an innocent  child's life in danger. The same goes for the Navy using Dolphins. If We get ourselves into the situation We should get ourselves out and not use animals lives anyway we want for any dumb reason. I'm not a big P.E.T.A. fan but there has to be some limit on what we do, It's just common sence.


Posted By: LastShot0330
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 12:03pm

beware the SWAT monkey

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 21 April 2005 at 1:48pm
This sounds like Disney's next movie...



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