I watched someone shoot himself in the foot.

I LOLed.

Good times.

i went paintballing on friday with 4 of my buddies. and to make it fair we switched around the teams every game. And i forgot i was on my friend BRandin's team so i saw him run to a bunker and he poked his head out and I just blasted the crap out of him and he came out yelling at me.. lol after that i stuck with my old team. And after we had an experiment to see if the front (where my toes are) of my shoe would protect my toes if i shot straight down at them. And to make it a fair test i did it 4 times.. long story short- MY SHOE DIDNT PROTECT THEM. Then after- it was really dark out so we decided to have a free for all and it was just chaos- Sam (my friend) got shot lik 16 times on his legs and i got hit 5 times in the side of my head.. ahhah good times  my foot is still bruised and welted up.. cant move it too well.. lol

haha^

on saturday i played woodsball with 2 other freinds. since we only had 3 ppl we played a free for all. me and my freind jacob were shooting each other forever then my freind barry comes and shoots at jacob. jacob gets him out and starts fireing at me again. during the hole game i shot jacob four time but they were all bouces. finaly he was sick of getting shot and called himself out. idk y they werent popping...

Paintball Grunt wrote: cdacda13 if i were u i wouldve helped my freind out and blown that refs face in.

i was kinda busy holding friend who got shot back. He started to go after the ref, and i didn't want the ref to start shooting again so i held him back.

PERFECT!!!

Just last Wednesday, I played a game with about 5 other friends...

The friend I knew the best, Kyle, just got a Pirhana E-Force SRT.  It was kinda nice.  My A-5 owned the place, though.  He and I were on a team (autos vs semis). 

It was a fully souped up A-5 and a Pirhana SRT vs

PMI Black Maxx, Spyder Rodeo, Spyder TLX, and a Tippmann 98

So, Kyle and I went out first.  I told him to hide under a rock and shoot whoever walks by.  I would hide behind him about 50 feet back under a log.  Simple plan, right?  He ambushes them and I pick out the rest with a suprise attack! 

Well, well, well...  It didn't work.  Kyle shot one ball and then his hopper jammed (VL).  So he was automattically out when he was pelted in all directions.  Then, one little spaz noticed me running down the hill.  He shot about 4 shots at me, missing horribly.  I mean, this kid couldn't hit me if I was 2 feet away!  So, I turned and shot about 15 rounds at him, (intimidation fire).  One nailed him in the mask and he fell down.  3 to go...

The third one came at me fast.  He ran like crazy, but somehow he had some great shots.  Then it happened...  I got smacked in the neck.  OUCH...  It didn't break!!! So I ran on.   I shimmied down a banking in the woods until I got impaled by a broken tree.  It tore my arm a new one!  I bled a little, but it was nothing really...  Just hurt alot.  So this kid runs down the hill and then...  POP  POP  POP  POW!!  He's out of ammo!! 

So then, my little buddy from before, he comes back and fires at me!!!  He still had the big yellow splat on his mask.  I felt bad for this kid as I raised my gun and fired about 5 shots.  Only one missed the target.  He fell and dropped his gun.  I knew that would be the last of him. 

Up until this point, I was playing rookies.  Now it was time for the two experienced ones to chase me. 

It was John and his friend Ryan.  They were crazy at Paintball.  I knew it wouldn't be easy.  I had about 3/4 of a hopper of paint, and no pods.  (no pod games).  I walked up the hill carefully.  I heard a few light pops off in the distance.  Then, I saw little speks of paint flitter around me.  I ran like crazy up that hill, diving behind a rock at the top.  John came around that corner firing some well placed rounds.  If I moved, I would have been hit.  So, I crawled.  As John's attention was diverted by 5 or 6 rounds I shot at him, I quickly crawled to another heap of rocks.  I hid.  Then, Ryan came along.  He scanned the woods looking for me.  I froze.  I did my homework, and believe it or not, you have a better chance of standing still in the wide open than running in the hidden areas of the woods.  Ryan looked right past me and ran to John.  I was about 1/4 a mile away from the starting point now.  

  So, I ran again to the large trees back up near the starting point.  Running, running, WHAP!!  I ran over a big log and fell.  The hopper fell off my gun and I lost about 50 or so rounds.  Then, the fire came again.  POP POP POP POP...  Splat, splat, splat, whap!!!  The last one hit the tree that I was standing behind and the splatter fogged my left eye on the mask.  Darn! They had me housed!  I shot a few rounds and somehow one bounced off a tree and the bulk of the splatter smacked Ryan in the chest!!  YES!! DOWN TO ONE!!

Where the heck did he go?  John was gone!!  I tried to stand perfectly still, but then I saw a visor pop up a little from behind a rock.  Then he fired.  HE FIRED AT MY PREVIOUS HIDING SPOT!  Knowing that I had the upper hand here, I sat silent, waiting for John to run out of paint. 

Crap!  He found me!  I ran quickly to the biggest tree I could find, waiting for a ball to hit me.  I heard a few paintballs smack the trees around me.  Then, I heard a few whistle by.  I put out my arm and whipped around a tree.  Now my other arm was cut up from the bark! 

Ok, I was hidden again, but John knew I was behind that huge White Pine.  I waited for him to shoot, because I was a bit disoriented from that spin to get behind the tree.  Then, I saw Ryan walk by.  I raised my gun at him, thinking he was John.  Ryan held his gun up like he was still playing.  They wore the same uniform too.  Then, John came up behind the tree and shot at Ryan!  oops!!

I ran like crazy to get away from him!  He was like 10 feet away!  He saw me and ran after me.  He didn't fire, though. 

I ran until my lungs hurt.  Then, I dove behind another big log.  I shot every last paintball I had.  Oops!  Missed.  I did get him to duck though.  I realized that I was right back where I spilled before.  I scooped up a few paintballs and saw an incredible 2 paintballs still left in my hopper.  OK I wasn't out all the way.  Now I had about 30 or 40.  Just enough to cover the cyclone feed on my A-5.  Then, John whipped out from behind a tree and WHAP!

He fell and we both walked back to the starting point.  I raised my mask in victory! 

My team-mate was astonished that I took out 4 guys alone!  The truth was, I only took out 3.  One lost ammo.  One got confused, one was just plain unlucky, and one was a true challenge.  All in all, my little feat was part luck and part skill.  The rest of the day went pretty good for me too.  I got hit about 7 times.  Nothing broke though.  All bad angles... 

I hope you enjoyed my story.  (I hope I can do it again!)

Bye for now---

Dawrr

Hey crazy dave, that happened to my bro lol! Except he tripped into a hole and rolled into the creek next to our field before we could stop him we were laughing so hard!

I got another one too. Lol me and my friend Ryan were on a team with his brother . And he had these other kids with him and they all folowed him so we tried to sneak around them all and then "SNAP OWW OWW OWW" Ryan fell down a little creak river thing and he coudnt get up his leg was stuck and then all the other kids on his bros team (including his bro) and they totaly pelted his back up.. He was like sobbin lol and he had at least 30 welts on his back!! i was laughing so much i put my gun down and they got me

i got one its short but its good (i think)

OK we have a guy "Charley" that made a woods-ball Field that we play often on. and one game 5on5 hopper game...i was ducked down in a trench with my bud mat well mat ain't the smartest guy under pressure!! so we are down in the trench and we are getting hell from a angel speed so i ask mat to go to the other end of the trench (about 12' away and pop hes head for 2 sec. so... hes goes and does as so, the angel guy nick starts to paint the hell at out of mat's position but i mean the hole trench is a different color!!!  so as this is happening i pop up an fire 2 shots one in the neck and the other straight in between the eyes(witch felt really good loll) then as i duck back down i c an other guy run up to nick's position. and then mat had the great idea to run out of the trench but as soon that hes out and looks up he .......GETS IT!!!!.......one .....straight to the head it got his so by surprise that he fell back in the trench ass first and got stuck there!!!

I hope you guys can picture it cause it was so funny i almost p'd My pants and got nailed in the proses!!!

yup well that was my funny story!!

 HAHAHAH ^^ NICE STORY

Ya we were wearing goggles but still it was pretty much between the eyes.. And YES it was funny!!! thanks for your time guys!!

Keep on posting some story's its pretty entertaining!!

select wrote: cdacda13 wrote: There are some stories that happened to me that are posted on pbreview. It was the end of the day, and me and my buddies domanated the field, so everyone left and we were teh only ones there. (3 of us) So one of the ref decided to play with us to make it two on two. While we are walking on the field, his(the refs) cocker breaks, so its one on two (me vs. two friends) I ened up getting shot over 60 times. We played paint or pain. Next game, i sat it out cuz i was in pain. The ref got his gun working and played 2 on 1 vs my friends. One of them ran out of paint and was walking off the field when the ref shot him 5 times in the back as he walked out.(This friend has angrer issues) After the game, we were alll in the dead area, without our masks on. THe friend that got lit up, said something to the ref about him being *homosexual* for shooting him after he was out, the ref responded by saying, "here" and shot my friend 5 more times in the dead area, no masks on. And the ref still works there. I would of shot that moron 5 more times to.  He needs to keep his trap shut, he still could of played with out air or paint, whichever he ran out of, its call run up and ask for surrender.  Non the less, your friend needed to pipe down and that ref did it for him :D

Ask for surrender, We dont play like that, When you're out, you call yourseld out, and walk off. Wehn someone is going to bunker you, then dont say, "surrender" then shoot. Its the way we play, balls to the wall, so to speak..

lol

Another time i took a friend paintballin who had ADD or sumthin.  We where playing 2 on 3.  It was me and him v.s. 3 other friends.  I made up an ingenius plan to sneak behind them then ambush from the back.  i was about 1/2 way to heavily wooded area and i hear my friend say "Hey! it's a spider!"  I said back in a really angry wisper "TOM! DON'T SHOOT THE SPIDER!"  next thing I know *POP!* then he goes "sorry" then i was yelling at him then i heard some shots in the distance.  Then i realize i'm in the open.  I ran like a bat outta hell trying to get back to the base.  We wound up losing without getting 1 elimination.  I blame Tom.

 yeah, for some reason a bunch of funny stuff like that happens when i go paintballin.  Almost every time i go i laugh out loud at something noone sees and everyone thinks i'm nuts.

yeah, back when i wasa newb playing with an eradicater, me, him, and our friends played these speedball tourny guys on an airball field.  The plan was to run as far as we could up the field.  unfortinately the furthest be got was the 1st bunker.  That was when the sacrificing your buddies began.  We where all newbs then and all of us went behind the same bunker (not planned).  So here we are, 6 kids with rentals and brass eagle stuff behind a stand-up.  I said "Someone has to move" and i pushed Tom directly into the fireing lane.  We might have lost and prolly died a little inside, but i think i had the greatest victory that day.  I lust love to see annoying friends get lit up. 

i got two story's...

story one-

one day when i was playing free for all with two other friend (rusty and sean) we started on three corners of the fied. i ran about a fourth into the middle of the field and after about 30 seconds i hear shots. i crawled into a patch of little pines and looked out the edge. i see me friends on the my left at the edge of the field shooting at eachother. i stay low and wait for my shot. finally my friend rust gets up and runs to a bunker in front of my sight path. he stops for a second on the way there and pop! i shoot once. whap! 45 yards away i hit my friend rusty in the leg with my first shot of the day. he turns around and is like what the H3||? he couldnt find me anywhere.

a few moments later my other friend sean sees me in the baby pines. he starts shooting so i get out of there quick. i stay back and my friend tries a new angle. there is an open sight line where my friend runs past and i see him coming. hes running full speed and i aim ahead of him pop! i watch my ball as he runs right into it WHAP! right in the leg same distance away as rusty was (45 yards) the first round was over...it ended with me using two paintballs.

story 2...

that same day about five minutes into the game rusty starts shooting at me while im about too shoot sean who is like 15 feet away from rusty aiming at his head. i shoot once and whap! i hit sean from about 27 yards in the shoulder. meanwhile im being shot at with balls whipping past my head. i dive into a bunker. Rusty backs away and tries to flank me while im watching himhe dives into a red tarp/bunker after a few traded shots. i run outa my bunker while shooting to keep him in his hole. i get abetter angle and he sees me. i charge like a retarted madman on drugs and give him h3||. the funny part...some of my balls bounce off the tarp and hit rusty square in the |\|UTS. he tipps over dead andsuprisingly i didnt get hit once during my dash.

i ended the day with 10 kills and i only got hit once (no big)

Predatorr wrote: I got one.  I think i posted this somewhere else but whatever.  I was taking the Co2 out of my gun  and i didnt bother shooting when i took it out this time.  So i put the gun between my legs and started taking the Co2 out.  I never got past one turn and heres why.  My BDu's caught on the trigger (i left the safety off)  and pulled.  The RT kicked in and the bolt smacked my nuts a billion times.  I layed down and cried.  There was mucho pain in the glavin.

Rofl! Do it again, but on film!

Predatorr wrote: I got one.  I think i posted this somewhere else but whatever.  I was taking the Co2 out of my gun  and i didnt bother shooting when i took it out this time.  So i put the gun between my legs and started taking the Co2 out.  I never got past one turn and heres why.  My BDu's caught on the trigger (i left the safety off)  and pulled.  The RT kicked in and the bolt smacked my nuts a billion times.  I layed down and cried.  There was mucho pain in the glavin.

lmao, best story ever!

Im a self-admitted noob.....let me tell you about the first 3 noob lessons I learned playing pb

I went with a class trip to play at a local course. We had a choice between some pump action gun or a Tippmann 98. NOOB lesson 1: Always take the 98. So here I am sitting in a tire bunker, scared outta my mind, with all of the noob questions(does it hurt, what is going to happen, etc.) swirling around my head.

Thats when I see a tower in the middle of the course. Being a noob I ran to the top of the tower without thinking. The tower only had one ramp, and it faced the enemies line. NOOB lesson 2: Never take the tower unless your sure you can get down. So I'm stuck up a tree, running out of ammo (caused by misplaced shots).

Now I dont ussually sit in one place for too long but whenever I poked my head up, something like 30 rounds would wiz by my head. I began looking through the crack in the wood planks that was my new "home". I saw the teacher that had come along, and his bald head. I took a risk and stood up to take a shot at him. WHACK! HE jumped like four feet off the ground holding his head and yelling some random curses. NOOB lesson 3: Never stand and admire your kills. I got hit 18 time s at least.

Man I love this game.

This happened just a few minutes ago.

I was playing on an Airball field and as soon as the round starts me and this kid run to the far right bunker closest to us, I lobbed some paint at two or three guys running forward, but eventually we both got out. When I got out I was shot in the hand as soon as I raised it. When we were behind the net there was a guy to the left of us, shooting away until his gun sputters and he runs out of air.

So the kid that I was bunkering with threw him a fresh canister but it landed between the net and the bunker. Now the guy behind the bunker was decked out in knee pads and body armor and full helmet, but as soon as he popped out to grab the can he took a ball in the nads. His face was turning red but he was dry so he finished the game alright.

I have a hilarious noob story to share but I'll tell it later.

Don't complain, you don't hafta read it if you don't want to.

Hey I got like three...

First off, a guy that goes to our church got invited to play some paintball something like 10 years ago while he was in college.

The college was small and it had two buildings one all the rich wussies went to take there classes and the other all the tough turds went to.

well he had to take a class in with the tough kids and made some of them kinda grumpy, well they asked him to go play with them in this maybe 50 by 50 yrd canyon that was horse shoe shaped. so he drove his truck out there in the middle and got, no mask no gun no nuthin, they said they would supply the stuff.

well he got out and started walking and got 30 feet from the truck. 

about then they (15 kids) stood up on the rim and lit him up! he tried to get to the truck put kept faling down and stuff when he got in they just shot the heck out of the truck.

the next he skipped class he was so messed up.

Story #2

My two brothers went to a friends house to play some super thick woodsball.

Well we had all kinds of fun and at the very end my brother and I snuck anround these dirt hollow bunkers where they are hiding, my brother had like 8 balls left so he sneeks really close (9 feet) and shoots our friend in his back! So he shoots all of his balls into him and then calls ''out! out!'' our friend had the grace to let him go.

Story # 3

This is not about paintball but I had to put it here...

My same brother in the last story where playing in our pack yard, I was 8 and he was 6.

My Granddad had just made me a homemade slingshot.

so I wanted to have a little fun with it so I stuck my brother behind a 4 foot wide trampuline and would shoot egg sized rocks at him, he could barely see through so it was fun for both, until he got too close and I nailed him in the head, from fiveish feet away! so he started crying and went inside and Im like gotta have fun before my mom comes out and bust ME so I grab the rock I just shot and wanting to see how high it would go I point it strait up pull super far back and let fly... it went pretty high but it came down near our drive way where our new/used station wagon was parked, so I just close my eyes and wait... DOOSH.

I go inside saying nothing to any one thinking '' I did see so it happen so it must not of happen'' oops. of coure my dad saw it it and I butt busted. By the way my brother had a monster knot on his head.         

Man those where some fun times, well I hope these are not to long.

You Wont See Me wrote: Thanks for bumping this....

read the thread unless yur gunna put something don't saying nothing no one cares unless u put a story

anyway getting that n00b off of the topic here now heres wat happen yesterday i was playing wif some friends at this new place that open like me and my friends thought it wud be fun 5 of us 16yrs old against all this older buddy plus we got one older guy in a attack and defend game omg was that the dumest decision we ever made their was like no bunkers at the bottum we got belted the one older guy got smoked in the weiner after the game was over and we got demonished the guy like i think im gonna go home and give it to the wife while its swelled up everyone laugh another guy is like she'll think yur black lol ya he likes she already thinks i am lol another game that day was 30 and under vrs 31 and over speedball death match of hell lol well just speedball anyway it got down to to me and this other guy wif a 98 against 2 guys wif A5 flatlines i don't care wat anyone says flatlines r amazing at speedball oh ya and one of the older guys was a cop so anyway were play shooting balls back and forth i against the cop and my other guy and against A5 guy i finally peg the cops off in the shoulder and my friend pegs the other guy in top of the head lol good day that was

hmm this is a old thread anyway i felt like writing in it and i wanted to hear some other stories anyway.

So today i was playing paintball my team vrs this other team at our home course so we play our first game we pinned em down off the break and our 1 player bunkers 1 person and take the rest of the team out so their like well lucky game so we play em again way different story this time i took em all wif my ion and destoyed by angling them all off after taking their key player so we finally decide ya its not fair teams my team had way more experiance and stuff so we say hey like do me and my friend(the guy who got all the guy first game) vrs your team so its 2v5 me and my friend decide lets take 1 side each and see how we do so we get make the run off the break I feel a paintball bounce off my elbox damn it really effin hurt but after getting one of the refs(friend) to check if it splattered i was safe so anyway me and my friend are getting pinned down bad like you can't even come outta any angle of  the bunker wifout the team shooting at ya so I finally come up wif the brillant idea and I yell "CROSSFIRE" as soon as we do this I get the 2 ppl and he gets the other 2 and its 2 on 1 so I yelling where is the other guy and all i hear on my bunker and bang bang bang bang im thinking holy someone is shooting hot so i look off at the corner of my bunker and i see right at the bunkr infront of me shooting so I yell to my team mate he's infront of me so while he is going to bunker em i keep the guy pre occupied and shoot like 3 balls then pop back in the bunker came close to shootin em 2 so after like 20 second my team mate lights em up and we win good game i said So we draw balls and luckly i get wif the same guy again so right off the break were like ok were going to shoot like crazy then as soon as their about to hit their bunkers we run to ours off the break me and my teammate start shooting like hell and i run a little to early and get shot in the head like 10 times anyway long story short throughout the whole day i only got shot 2 times and got alot of ppl out.

anyway write down some stories because i feel like reading some new ones and im pumped up for a tourny tom

I haven't played in four months.

That's my story.

Styro Folme wrote: marktippman98 wrote: hmm this is a old thread anyway i felt like writing in it and i wanted to hear some other stories anyway. So today i was playing paintball my team vrs this other team at our home course so we play our first game we pinned em down off the break and our 1 player bunkers 1 person and take the rest of the team out so their like well lucky game so we play em again way different story this time i took em all wif my ion and destoyed by angling them all off after taking their key player so we finally decide ya its not fair teams my team had way more experiance and stuff so we say hey like do me and my friend(the guy who got all the guy first game) vrs your team so its 2v5 me and my friend decide lets take 1 side each and see how we do so we get make the run off the break I feel a paintball bounce off my elbox damn it really effin hurt but after getting one of the refs(friend) to check if it splattered i was safe so anyway me and my friend are getting pinned down bad like you can't even come outta any angle of  the bunker wifout the team shooting at ya so I finally come up wif the brillant idea and I yell "CROSSFIRE" as soon as we do this I get the 2 ppl and he gets the other 2 and its 2 on 1 so I yelling where is the other guy and all i hear on my bunker and bang bang bang bang im thinking holy someone is shooting hot so i look off at the corner of my bunker and i see right at the bunkr infront of me shooting so I yell to my team mate he's infront of me so while he is going to bunker em i keep the guy pre occupied and shoot like 3 balls then pop back in the bunker came close to shootin em 2 so after like 20 second my team mate lights em up and we win good game i said So we draw balls and luckly i get wif the same guy again so right off the break were like ok were going to shoot like crazy then as soon as their about to hit their bunkers we run to ours off the break me and my teammate start shooting like hell and i run a little to early and get shot in the head like 10 times anyway long story short throughout the whole day i only got shot 2 times and got alot of ppl out. anyway write down some stories because i feel like reading some new ones and im pumped up for a tourny tom would some punctuation kill you?

Jesus Christ.. one period in that mess.