Australia
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Topic: Australia
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Subject: Australia
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:16pm
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So, does anyone else think Australia is the worst
country...ever? I mean, seriously now, they have managed to blast a
massive hole in the ozone to fry their poor convicted brain cells. To add to their troubles, they cannot speak like normal people. Even Canadians are better at linguistics than the bloody Aussie's! And then there is the silly hill-billy excuse for a military. What have they got, like 6 guys and a kangaroo? I'll bet the CIC is that crocodile hunter dude. For christs sake, who would give that guy a gun? Next: boomerangs. WTF, why don't you guys just throw frisbees like normal people? DO you just not have friends, so you have to play catch with yourself or something? Stupid aussie's... To add to the suckage, they are pretty much their own continent, right? So why are they called Oceania AND Australia. Like, wtfbbqmates? NOW I'M REALLY GETTING WARMED UP here! Ready? -->4.76 deaths/1,000 live births...BABY KILLERS, bloody ruthless murderers, that's what you are! Caucasian 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1%...diversity, anyone? Why don't ya just shoot the 12 asians and 1 mexican and get it over with, you ethnocentric mongrels! Oh, 2+2 = Canadians down under? Both countries use territories. That right there is a travesty. I say that they are going to form an alliance under a robotic jesus and attempt to conquer the world. We oughtta nuke 'em right here, right now. Finally, they recognize the British Monarch as a Sovereign something or other. That's mad lame. Bloody canucks. ------------- 
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Posted By: ItsJustMe2
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:18pm
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But Outback Steakhouse rules... ------------- |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:18pm
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Amen.
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:20pm
Now go cry. -------------
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ItsJustMe2 wrote:Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:20pm
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HAhahahahahaa
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:22pm
LMFAO 6 guys and a kangaroo, i laughed so hard  ------------- 
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:22pm
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I'm with you.....when do we start the "extermination"? ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:22pm
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splooge ------------- 
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:23pm
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yeah,, i mean,, god,, australia totally sux. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: ItsJustMe2
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:24pm
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Like.... "outback" steakhouse.
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Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:25pm
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put another shrimp on the barbie -------------
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:25pm
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can i just ask if any of u have actually been to australia? i dont get offended by this,, cuz i dont believe many of u have been here. dont start about the military here,, i mean u kinda exhausted ur arguments in the other greg hastings thread. australian soldiers are just better,, i mean if there was a navy seal platoon with the same equip and a ausy sas platoon,, im not sure there would be a winner,, i think it would be a blood bath. but i do know for a fact that there is not much that will beat a SBS platton from england even though i hate the poms. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:26pm
I'm sorry, I forgot the '  'Want some more?    -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:32pm
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Lay off the island. Personally, I want to move there when I graduate college.
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Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:34pm
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YAHHOOOOOO,, someone who likes aus.. ahha u are now officially a legend. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:35pm
aussy SAS, brit SBS and SAS = Navy seald All 4 owned by delta force But remember, each has their specialties -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:35pm
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And black, you're saying you dont' care becasue you think we havn't been there...
have you been to the States? I'm betting no, so lay off -------------
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Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:41pm
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imm yes,, i ve been to LA and chicago. LAX is the worst airport of all my travels,, even worse than Heathrow in england. and trust me,, i have traveled,, u dont get a gold frequent flyer card without travelling around the world in business class frequently. the reason i said that most of u had never been to aus is cuz america is the center of the world to those who live in it and u were also making very broad generalisations. yeah,, lets all gang up on the aussie because he wants to defend his patriotism.. u guys are so imature. Seals = owned by SBS Seals = SAS quality but different specialities. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 5:48pm
| This thread went from vaguely amusing to weird to pathetic very quickly. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:00pm
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SBS owned by Delta Froce -------------
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:06pm
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MBRO Army should pillage and plunder australia, we can steal their recipe for bloomin' onion or something ------------- 
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Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:08pm
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we dont eat bloomin onions,,, i dont know where that came from but serveral yanks have said that to me. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:16pm
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The SAS training is much more rigorous than that of the seals and delta force. Plus they get paid around 70,000 euros a year. That's a lot more than any of our soldiers ever get. ------------- 
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 6:24pm
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Australia is not a country, it is a continent. -me ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 7:39pm
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Hawaii > Australia We have Islands, not one misshappen rock, AND we have Spam ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 7:42pm
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trust me, i am an ignorant american, and if it is at outback steackhouse then you eat it -------------
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 7:47pm
you are the first person to ever make me laugh out loud on this forum ------------- 
Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: CHiKUN PiMP
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 7:52pm
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Dude, this whole "our soldiers can beat up your soldiers!" thing is completely ghey... chill. ------------- www.TexasPumpAndPistolGame.com www.pettyPb.com MCB:Chickun |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 7:57pm
Not the first for me, but that was still good timing. |
Posted By: paintballman_13
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 8:08pm
Stop saying that. If I see that one more time im reporting you to a mod. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 8:12pm
I think this is the worst thread....ever. ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 8:13pm
. . . Said the fairy to little bunny foo foo (sp?). . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 8:26pm
I actually laughed out loud there.------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 8:35pm
| ^^^^^^ Agreed. Great line, great timing. |
Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 10:18pm
gid-ay mate.... LOL canadians speak wierd? hmmm. dident notice a differance in voice and talk when i was in bellingham,pheonix,lake havasue, bullhead city, lauglin or las vegas. if you want to hear some realy wierd language. luisiana... or newfoundland in canada. lol noofys crack me up. whats your name "dan" "hi dan" "NO dan" "thats what i sayed" "dan. d-o-n" "ohhhh don" "right eh" newfys have some wierd ways... belive me. |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 10:31pm
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Seals > Delta Force.
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 10:33pm
| oh man. its a my daddy can beat up your daddy thread |
Posted By: Devil2
Date Posted: 23 April 2005 at 11:04pm
Mod? On these forums? Now-a-days? HA! Good luck. ------------- 
The Evil Thong Girl had something called "Motion Lotion"...it tasted pretty good, I ate the entire contents of the bottle thingy..-Hell's Oracle |
Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 4:15am
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ive smiled at stuff before in the forum but that produced a small titter.. actually,, twas very funny,, nice call ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 8:45am
| Speaking of Australia, that is where I will be spending my whole year next year, as a foreign exchange student. I will be staying, and attending school in MelBourne. Australia rocks, at least for the duration that I stay there. |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 9:01am
Seriously. I guess I can't go to a party with an active thread lying around anymore. This is what we refer to as 'humor' people. It is satire, a joke, a lighthearted poking of fun in the direction of someone who is easily offended. Learn to laugh a little.(Ironicallly enough, Blackbetty is taking this well, it's the other people who are havign issues dealing with it...)
Oceania is a continent, Australia is a country. kthx. -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:05am
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I used to live there, Frozen, so WATCH YO' MOUTH FOO! ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:09am
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Your mother.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:11am
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:12am
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Your dog! Hah! ...wait   -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:15am
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Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:24am
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well you special force may own the seal but im pretty confident one of Americas abundant special forces units could lay down the smack down on your boys. lets see we got the Navy Seals, Army Rangers, Army Green Berrets, um Delta force is army too i think, Marine Force Recon Hoorah, Marine have a light infantry spec ops units too dont remember thier name, and then thier is air force special forces, i have no clue what they are called but those guys are badass, they are the guys that guard the Norad and area 51 and stuff. anyway autrailia doesnt sound that bad i'd liek to go thier. nice water and snorkeling and scuba and stuff and im pretty sure i heard somethign about good fishing down thier too oh well maybe when i am an uber billionaire i shall pay for a tippmann forum excursion too the land down under... lol |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:32am
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I want to HoneyMoon in Austrailia. ------------- 
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:42am
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I'm thinking of moving there. It'd be pretty cool to live on an island IMO...
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:45am
Same. I have always wanted to go there. ------------- 
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 10:53am
Actually, the constitution states that the United States Military cannot act in the United States of America. The guys that gaurd Area 51 are mercenaries. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 11:00am
| ^^^^^ Actually, they are ninja mercenaries. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 11:54am
oh and the airforce spec ops team are the PJ's, Para jumpers, they rescuew downed pilot. When we first went into Iraq and the rumors were going around that a apache was shot down in the tirgirs and you could see the iraqis shooting intot he water, they say the PJ,s went in and looked too... -------------
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 1:32pm
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You forgot to mention that they are all convicts. Back in the late
1700's it was used as a jail. And to prove me point even more, last
year some Aussies moved to my neighborhood and BAM! My lawn mower was
stolen the next week.
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Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 1:37pm
| well they may not be actively patroling and gaurding the complexes but they are stationed thier...the fact that these complexes are also high priority military facilites is just a "coincidence" |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 3:25pm
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splooge -------------
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 3:28pm
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I feel you should stop this. -me -------------
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 6:42pm
Or you could move to Hawaii and live on an island thats still part of the US . . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 6:49pm
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And to prove my point further that aussie sas sucks, they have never been used
Sayign aussi sas is good is like calling a team "pro" without ever having them play -------------
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 6:54pm
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Hawaii is part of the US? |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 7:08pm
hokay so basically australia is out there. We have about 2600 more nukes than anybody else. So one day we will decide those aussie sons of a biznatches are going down. And there is no more aussie land. Does that settle the matter? And further more we no few people associated in any way with delta force except for the whole black hawk down thing.(those two delta force men are my heroes). I highly doubt that the aussie's are as rambunctous as the skinnies (somalis) even when they are on khat (equivalant to pot). So lets be serious, we had 48 deaths in somalia. There were somewhere in the mid 1,000's in the somali count. That is just pitiful. So the aussies have no chance whatsoever. But i do like kangaroo boxing
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 7:16pm
Just Kula, the rest belongs to Mars, but dont tell the locals ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 7:26pm
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I wasn't thinking Mars... but here's my breakdown: Can use US dollar: US, Mexico, Hawaii - yes. Can drive there: US - yes, Mexico - yes, Hawaii - no. Languages spoken: US - English/Spanish, Mexico - English/Spanish, Hawaii - Japanese/Gibberish Need to declare fruit when traveling: Hawaii - yes, Mexico/US - no (don't even need to declare illegal aliens) Local food: US: Burrito/Chimichanga, Mexico - Burrito/Chimichanga, Hawaii - teriyaki chicken Seek the American dream of fame and fortune: US - yes, Mexico - yes, Hawaii - no career aspirations beyond next wave Appreciate major sporting events: Mexico - yes, US - yes, Hawaii - thinks surfing is a sport
I'm gonna have to go with Mexico here... :)
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 7:29pm
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But last time I checked sufing was a sport, at least its in the X-games. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 24 April 2005 at 7:33pm
Ooooh Burn ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Blackbetty
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 5:15am
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i know that was a mock of that "end of ze werld" thang but dude,,, learn to think. what is the point of having nukes when after nagasaki and hiroshima,, noone would ever use them again. there just for international street cred. (oxymoron?) anyways,, to the dude who said the SAS never get depolyed,,, wtf mate, as if they dont,, they're like the first to get deployed,, just that u guys never hear about it because a) they have the same policy as the seals,, go in and out without leaving a trace,, getting recon b) in the states,,, u never hear about another country on the news unless ur blowing it up lol. so dont tell me we dont use our best trained soldiers. the reason ive "taken this so well" is cuz most australians dont give a flying fruck about what people say about them,, we even mock our own country,, im sure u yanks do the same but mabey not as much. and the reason australians talk with gritted teach is to keep the flies out. LOL. ------------- Buy a corvette and show the world that you know absolutely nothing about cars. The new VW convertible beatle..... now you can actaully hear people call u and idiot. |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 5:42am
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We pretty much mock our country every chance we get.
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 5:54am
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Four words.
Aussie accent. Beautiful women. Grrrr. Rowl. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 7:33am
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I've been to hawaii and it is the BEST state.
But something I wanna know, in hawai'i there are interstates, meaning roads between states...??? -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 7:37am
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Haha ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Aussie_bloke
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 4:14am
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all im going to say is the author of this thread really comes across as being an un educated fool!!
heres a tip travel!! get out of your corner of the world and experience the world if you cant do that, get a book and educate yourself, may surprise you but the world doesnt revolve around the USA!!! |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 4:39am
| All I'm going to say is that you should be slapped around for bumping a thread that's over a year old. |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 6:44am
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Not to mention the fact that this thread was a joke, aimed at I think BlackBetty who was Aussie and used to come to chat.
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 7:13am
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I remember this thread. It was a whole year ago! I am getting too old.
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Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 7:29am
| Wow, I have already been to Australia and back since this thread. |
Posted By: oldsoldier
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 8:46am
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Austrailia is where I would love to live. Was there for a R+R in 1970 and fell in love with the place, the people, the atmosphere, the women. Been there twice since, have a few friends there.
Just a heads up, had a Company of Aussies from 1st RAR with us in VN, some of the best soldiers I have ever seen. Another fine fact our Special Forces originated with the British. The SAS, SBS, and Commandos are the forefathers of our SF, Rangers, Seals, they wrote the book on these type operations from WW2 North Africa, fought he first true counter insurgency operation in Malasia, and constant operations in Northern Ireland. Our DELTA is paterned off the SAS. Training at Hereford is the hardest and most physical demanding training in the world, all Brits, Canadian, Aussies, who volunteer for thier countries SAS go there for training and the graduation rate is less than 15%. The American graduation rate under the NATO guest exchange program last I heard was 7%, that is our SF, and Rangers who attempt the course, kinda makes you think. Had a freind go in the mid 80's, big, rough tough, intelligent US Army Ranger, and he was RTU (return to unit) in 3 weeks, did not pass the initial physical demands phase. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 9:37am
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Mine is bigger than yours.
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