Monkey In The Middle
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Topic: Monkey In The Middle
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Subject: Monkey In The Middle
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:39pm
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thread. Summer tricked us into reading it, and many-a-forumer was let down. So, I've come to the rescue with the real Monkey In The Middle thread. In this thread you can share stories, strategies, etc. regarding the best game EVAR- Monkey In The Middle. ------------- 
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:41pm
| put the fat kid in the middle |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:41pm
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Go for the neck. They fall harder.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:41pm
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:41pm
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Monkey In The Middle, I was in the middle and guarding this little black kid named Ronald Coleman. I was utilizing the "IN YO' FACE" technique, and suddenly -- POW! Ronald moves his head back too quickly and smacks me right in the nose. I walked away with a broken spirit and a broken nose. Fun Fact: I almost had to be taken to the E.R because I lost so much blood. -------------
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:42pm
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I used to get nosebleeds so badly, the ambulances came and picked me up and took meh to the hospital.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:43pm
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A SEASONED MITM VETERAN! -------------
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Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:43pm
sorry I didn't mean to make you mad about it .
------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:43pm
Bastard. -------------
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homie88 wrote:Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:45pm
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:45pm
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Monkey in the middle shouldn't be taken lightly. My uncle died from
MITM, how dare you make fun of it! You crossed the line Prodigy, I am
losing respect for you.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:47pm
Loosing. -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:48pm
I think you owe me another apology. And mean it this time, Damn you! -------------
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:51pm
You're my hero Prod!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:52pm
You don't know when to keep quiet. I think, even you have over stepped the boundary of good taste. Some things should not be taken lightly. I hope you get CANCER!
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:56pm
You're going to be feeling really bad in the next Picture thread when I don't have any hair because of the CHEMO! HEARTLESS BASTARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?! I PRACTICALLY INVENTED MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE! -------------
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:17pm
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I was playing monkey in the middle in a pool one time and the monkey almost drowned me trying to get the ball.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:18pm
Where I come from we play with a live Grenade. -------------
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:20pm
Trust me Prodigy, I won't feel bad. No
matter what, you homo sexuals manage to look good. And in the world of
today, baldness is suave.
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:20pm
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We played with a brick once back in the day. What do you want, I used to live in Danbury... -------------
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Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:22pm
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One time, i was playing monkey in the middle with some "friends" and to make the story short my "friend" in the middle got the ball down his throat. True story, i swear. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:25pm
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Prodigy should be everyones Idol. Even while struggling through a
Terminal 15C disease and still won 4 consecutive MITM championships
with his grandmother i love you prod ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:36pm
I really am sorry. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE forgive.  i wil get of the forum for ever if you want me to.
------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:51pm
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Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:54pm
------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:54pm
Im just not as brave as you.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:56pm
Hahaha. Noice.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 7:58pm
Barnes & Noble gift certificates or something. -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 8:24pm
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I never realized how hardcore monkey in the middle was. This thread is
a real eye opener to the secret underworld of monkey in the
middle.
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Posted By: Betterdays
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 8:28pm
Prodigy, you are an inspiration...dare I say it... a true American Hero. Battling a terminal illness, you still find the energy to extort money from school girls. God bless you.  |
Posted By: Ihaveanitch
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 8:35pm
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pull a 45 on the monkey's ass |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:26pm
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Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 7:13pm
WEll sorry but it doesn't look like you are my moma
------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 7:26pm
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That's deep.  -------------
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Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 29 April 2005 at 9:26pm
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Ya thats right dude ------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 29 April 2005 at 9:27pm
It is definitely past your bedtime. -------------
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Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 29 April 2005 at 9:43pm
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No I don't have a bed time.
------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 1:03am
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Are you kidding? 12 and no bed time... Jese your a lucky duck arn't you. ------------- |
Posted By: TeMpEsT*
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 1:48am
| one time i was playing mitm and my girlfriend tackled me flat on the ground and knocked me out |
Posted By: homie88
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 5:30pm
 ------------- Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:) |