New Virus!!!
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Topic: New Virus!!!
Posted By: TheUnknown.
Subject: New Virus!!!
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:15pm
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A Warning: If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone ..... In case you are a blonde, this is a joke. ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:18pm
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:19pm
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lol thats awesome ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:23pm
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I got a couple chuckles. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: PB MISFIT
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:28pm
Reading this, I thought it was the coolest, most badass virus around. Then it just got funny. 
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A Warning: If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad
Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:05pm
| Yah, I was a believer until the fish tank thing. |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:17pm
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Hot Damn, I better get to sendin'... ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:19pm
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i started reading it and was....holy $h!t this sucks..then burst out laughing through the funny parts, now its my away message ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:23pm
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You suck.
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: themovielife
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:34pm
 
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Posted By: TheUnknown.
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:01pm
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I love you too... -------------
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:03pm
No? -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: Psyrecx
Date Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:15pm
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People still own VCR's? ------------- 
This sig is brought to you by Psyrecx, thanks to D-Town Balla. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:08am
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yea, i started to check my email in another tab till i kept reading
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:35am
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I ignited the person nearest me.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:39am
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Hah.
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:14am
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lol i was thinkin wow this is a bad virus then i read the toilet one very funny ------------- 
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:39am
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Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:40am
| Hey, the fart thing is pretty fun. I've killed three people. |
Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:57am
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Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me |
Posted By: PROM3TH3U5
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 8:43am
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OMG that is soo funny. At first I thought it was real and then I was like ...man that is a crazy virus...it didn't hit that it was fake for quite a while...just kidding, but very funny ------------- Insanity is a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world Outnumbered 10 to 1...I like those odds. I enjoy eating large amounts of lead based paint! Proud member of Shadow Recon Team |
Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 8:53am
| Thanks for sending me that HondaXR. Scared the **edited** out of me because I opened it and was like...is this real? |
Posted By: bezerker84
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:42pm
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aww man i ignited my dog ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:08pm
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I despise you.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: The Crimson
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:43pm
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I thought it was serieous for a minete. ------------- To Become What I Became I've viewed the sun for the last time |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 28 April 2005 at 7:21pm
| My eyes are bleeding. |