Grandma asks a favor
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Topic: Grandma asks a favor
Posted By: BLand
Subject: Grandma asks a favor
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:11pm
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Okay, me and two other friends were on Xbox in the lobby of a halo 2 game. We're sitting there and one of my friends goes, "My Grandma asked me to do the strangest favor today." We ask, "What?" "Well, my grandma called me and asked 'Do you still have that paintball gun?' 'Yeah.' 'Does it sitll work?' 'Yeah works fine, why?' 'I need you to come over here and kill this cat for me, I was in my kitchen looking at a bird in the garden and a cat dove at it and ate it.' 'Okay, Grandma'. So, I get my brothers 98, the one with that big flatline barrel, walk over to my grandmas (she lives next door to him), aim at the cat, and shoot it twice. It fell over and was like, twitching, then it died." Me and my other friend burst out laughing. ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:13pm
...so he just killed a neighbors pet...gg ...  ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:13pm
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Was he telling the truth? Doesnt sound like it. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:14pm
i was actually worried what her plans were for the gun originally, but it all turned out ok ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
BLand wrote:Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:17pm
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It wasn't a neighbors cat, it was a stray, he said it was ugly and no one would ever keep it.
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:17pm
Thats mean.
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:18pm
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Haha, that would be wierd to have your grandma hire you for a hit. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:18pm
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My friend shot a neighbors dog with a pellet gun because it kept going on his lawn. It never returned.
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:22pm
... dumb -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:24pm
| Um..how high was the velocity/ what was he shooting, spiked rocks?! |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:25pm
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did he get paid for it ------------- 
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:39pm
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2 hits?
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:02pm
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A cats face, point blank, 2 shots. I don't think it's that hard to believe it died, I mean, a cats head is like your fist.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:06pm
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So he killed the cat for eating, hmm. I think i should kill your friend for eating cheeseburgers. -me ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:06pm
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Wow...
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:07pm
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Your Granda Ma wanted me to use lube next time. ------------- |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:19pm
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Hahahha^
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: Buggy
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:22pm
hahahahaha, own3d ------------- Tippman A-5: 14" Dye Excel Barrel Double Trigger Remote Coil Tippmann A-5 Solid Stock Polished Internals Pen Spring Mod Trigger Stop Mod Plans: New Paintball Gun |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:23pm
good. One less cat in the world. 
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Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:51pm
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GG Except I would have set traps for the fun of it and sold it to the chinese place down the street... ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 10:59pm
| Haha your friend is going to hell. Kinda harsh but with a touch of humor. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 11:00pm
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Killing animals isn't a sin.
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Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 11:01pm
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If hes going to hell just for that im screwed...royally... I gots a million stories worst than that. ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 11:04pm
this thread gets a 
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 30 April 2005 at 11:05pm
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I agree...killing animals sucks.
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