The Unquestionable Tuth (Part One)...
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Topic: The Unquestionable Tuth (Part One)...
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Subject: The Unquestionable Tuth (Part One)...
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:51pm
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Than All the Other Ones. Review by -ProDigY- Track One - Propaganda: Okay, Bugg, I've got to hand it to you on this one. When I first turn this song on I was skeptical, but that didn't last long. My skepticism quickly turned to pure giddyness the instant the first guitar chimed in on this catchy tune. "What's this?" I asked myself, practically shaking in my chair out of sheer excitement, "Distorted power chords?! An overproduced, yet still fashionably dirty sound?! An almost insultingly simple rhyme scheme* enhanced with broken, meaningless lyrics?! - By God! We've got a hit, here!" (*Which, I'll add, Durst still manages to screw up.) The fact that Durst tries his hand at politics in this song should be enough to set off a red flag telling you, "DON'T BUY THIS ALBUM!". I emphasise the "TRIES" portion of the previous sentence, by the way. This is one of the few songs I've ever heard that means absolutely nothing - Even the worst pop songs have some emotion and meaning behind them...With this song, though, it's almost as though Durst turned on the news, wrote down some words he didn't understand, threw in some obscenities, and tried to build a song around it. After about two minutes the song comes to an end as Freddy whines an out-of-tune, "Who is falling and faded slowly you don't know me but I made you" About 100,000,000 times over and over again. If Durst's singing voice isn't enough to make your ears bleed, the fact that he repeats this same cliché, pretentious verse for twenty minutes will be. This song gives the listener a pretty good idea of what's soon to follow. Simply awful. Track Two: The Truth Wait, didn't I JUST hear this same song? Oh wait, nevermind - it just sounds EXACTLY THE FREAKING SAME. How can you listen to this song and not feel insulted? It's like he's writing the worst music ever and not only is he getting away with it, but he expects us to feel for him .....!? How does that work? Five words: "salt in an open wound", my friend. This song truely brings out the sheer horror that is Durst's songwriting. Suffice it to say that Fred Durst has probably never heard of the words "Metaphore", "Symbol", or "Descriptive Language". Track Three: The Priest You know, I started writing a review for this song and stopped midway through when I came to a shocking realization. This is the worst song I've ever heard in my life - And I've heard William Shatner's cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds". I could write a goddamn thesis on all the things that suck about this song. It's almost impressive that Durst was able to write a song SO AWFUL. Part Two will come later tonight when I regain the courage to listen to the second half of this truely horrendous album.  ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:52pm
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Thanks you saved me an afternoon.... Score one for the good guys.
If I had the money I would so hire you to write reviews. Great works. I look forward to the rest of it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:53pm
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Count it.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:53pm
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I have yet to hear any tracks off the album. I really don't want to now either.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:54pm
see, yall are starting it again...
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:54pm
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Thank you for putting the foundation down on what the entire forum already expected.
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:54pm
| Ouch, 3rd degree burns. |
Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:54pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:55pm
Did Bugg not want Prodigy to do this... ------------- |
usafpilot07 wrote:Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:58pm
I never said write a review, i said listen before you judge. See, shows you guys start it too... ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:59pm
Aww, is someone upset? -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:00pm
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So I, um, listened and then I judged? There's no way in hell I would have downloaded this album for my own benefit. -------------
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:01pm
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What is wrong with being a critical listener? So Bugg, would you prefer us to hear it, rather than listen to it? ------------- |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:01pm
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no.. here let me put a visual represntation of what i'm thinking right now
maybe then it will avoid confusion of when i'm mad me now: 
me always : -------------
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:09pm
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:10pm
| Is that the Tuth, the whole Tuth, and nothing but the Tuth? |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:13pm
One of my favorite parts in "The Truth" was when Fred threw a Ghetto spin on The Lord's Prayer and repeated it over and over with full choir singing backup. Righteous, man. -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:14pm
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I want to see Bugg write a review telling us the good things about this song.(which i doubt there are any). -me ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:15pm
I want him to not post about limp biscuit or any other bands he likes. -------------
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:20pm
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ARG! You beat me to it! ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:26pm
WHy not? This isn't cinsidered fighting, and you did ask for it I'll keep it short and sweet: I like Most of the songs on the new cd, save for The Key and The Surrender. I don't like the key because all he does it cuss and rant in it, kinda like ced I don't like the surrender, because like the Unbiased Review said, Fred can't sing slow and softly. But, I do like the guitar rifs on all the other songs. I do like what Fred is saying, because like I always say, it's whats being said, not how it's said. He talks about a lot of deep stuff inside the cd. Let me quote just one. "Who gives a *crap* about what I like? who gives a *crap* about who listens? As long as I'm here, as long as you know you can keep me here For whenever you get lost or you need an excuse to cover up your intentions You hate that I express how I'm feeling You hate that you relate to this *stuff* You hate that I'm a tick A mother*crapping* tick you're finding hard to forget! " -------------
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:29pm
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So your idea of 'deep' lyrics are someone acknowledging that everyone else thinks he sucks?
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:29pm
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I haven't read anything that deep since Hop on Pop. -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:30pm
That's so deep. So deep it isn't deep at all. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:32pm
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I agree with the
"You hate that I express how I'm feeling" -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:34pm
I don't hate it, it's the way you express your feelings. In terrible posts in your case. And in Durst's case, terrible songs. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:38pm
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And yet you keep inviting me to #Buggsucks ... -------------
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:42pm
That, my forum friends, is the truth. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:53pm
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Here's a better one.
"do what you have to do and say what you have to say to let everyone know you are you and your intentions, thoughts, concerns, worries, hopes, dreams, and opinions are all that matter to you and only you because you will, or maybe already do, realize that the only one who really cares is you" and i guess I am the only one that really cares -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:54pm
Doesn't he have a tatoo of kurt cobain? -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 6:59pm
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point cedric?
nirvana gave him inspiration, he loved kurt cobaine -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:00pm
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He was stalking Kurt Kobain, that is the real reason he shot himself. It was the only way he could get away. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:04pm
Kurt Cobaine sucked at life. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:10pm
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Maybe cedric, but I was never a fan of nirvana. But they do have a bigger following then TMV and LB combined... -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:12pm
Well, you have no idea how big the mars volta following is, so don't even talk about it. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:14pm
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And you have no idea how big the LB one is.. so don't talk either... -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:15pm
I didnt' say anything about their following? -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:16pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:18pm
Well, they aren't really that mainsteam. Though they have been on MTV. I don't see how you can judge a band by basing how big they are by if they have been on MTV or not. That is just plain ignorant. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:21pm
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Ignorant yes, but not nearly as much as you judging people by what band they like... -------------
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Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:21pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:21pm
A person's taste in music can tell you alot about them. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 7:23pm
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Come on man, you can judge a band by if they have gone to MTV yet. Thats just like saying, a band isnt good unless it has sold out.
Limp Bizkit sold out. PERIOD ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:05pm
Soldout? Then tell me why they chose to go down a different path with the new cd? A path that they said would lose many fans? And an even greater point, why didn't they advertise the new cd if they had sold out? Couse they havn't sold out, thats why. They could have gotten a few commercials aired. They could have not refused to do an MTV interview. -------------
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Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:07pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:10pm
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I never said I listen to only MTV for music news but you know a band isn't big if they havn't atleast been mentioned -------------
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Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:13pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:13pm
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Okay ladies...time to take this to chat. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:13pm
I definitely already had to kick them out of chat because they wouldn't shut the heck up. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:15pm
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frozen, i did stop talking baout it in the chat... -------------
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:16pm
Wow, that's dumb. Bouncing Souls Anti Flag Big D and the Kids Table Catch 22 Flogging Molly Dropkick Murphy's Pennywise NOFX Sublime Name one that probably doesn't have as many fans. Most aren't as known because they are not MTV, but have as many fans. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:16pm
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WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS [/bad chorus line] ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: The Crimson
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:16pm
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MTV IS BULL**edited**. LB is good, I havnt heard the new album but have all the old stuff and enjoy it. So a band are sellouts if the go to MTV, then Atreyu are sellouts, Slayer, even Ozzy is a sellout. I know there are atreyu fans here. So admit your bands are sellouts. ------------- To Become What I Became I've viewed the sun for the last time |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:23pm
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wow, and i missed it? im sad now... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:38pm
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a band isnt a sellout for going on MTV it is a sellout for compromising their artistic beliefs to make more money
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 10:17pm
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Ha. Thats one of the most ignorant thing I have seen posted on any forum...including when some kid tried to lube his impulse with butter.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 10:51pm
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The Aquabats will fight off the evil powers of Limp Biskit.... ------------- 
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 11:23pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 11:47pm
because its bugg and cedric... when they become friends i'll, well i best not commit these things always bite me in the butt... listen to 70's and 80's music led zeplin, aerosmith, lenord skynard, THe Doors, something switched on |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 11:51pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_Bizkit - Stuff about the band ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:56am
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"2000 saw the release of Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water....The album sold 1,055,256 copies in its first week, a record for a rock album. It has gone on to sell over 7 million copies."
Yea, sorry, sucky bands don't sell a millions records in first week and 7 million overall for one album... thats 7 times Platnum if I'm not mistaken 
Results May Vary was released in October of 2003. Although this album didn't match previous successes, it received gold certification in the United States, and reached number three on the Billboard Magazine charts -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 12:01pm
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I did it all for the nookie, cmon, the nookie, cmon , so you can take that cookie, and stick it up your (anal cavity)..... That must have taken him all day to think of. -me -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 12:05pm
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yeah.. your cool, you can recite lyrics
let me try "can't touch this, dun nu nun nuh, nu nu nu nu na" wow, that probably took him longer to think of... -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 12:05pm
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At least he could dance. -me -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 12:09pm
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You call that dancing -------------
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Posted By: The Crimson
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 12:13pm
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Results May Vary in my opinion was a let down. Eat you Alive was good but the rest of the album except phenomenom and head for the barricade kinda sucked. The Chocolate starfish was excellent, I have yet to hear any of the new album. ------------- To Become What I Became I've viewed the sun for the last time |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 1:34pm
According to your selling alot of records = success theory MC Hammer too is a God of Music because he he sold over 10 million of his Please Don't Hurt 'Em album. -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 2:20pm
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My god. Those lyrics scream Captain obvious. Most generic crap i've ever read. ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 3:13pm
Wow...knowing that someone that stupid exists made my day. |
Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 3:18pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 3:52pm
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Selling alot of albums doesn't make a band great.
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:05pm
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I never said they were great for sellign a lot of albums.. did I? -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:09pm
Well, you keep bringing it up. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:11pm
me = -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:11pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:14pm
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Quit contradicting yourself, bugg.
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:16pm
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This thread is still alive? Good lord. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:17pm
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Ok, last I checked, I said SUCKY bands dont' sell millions. I never said "Only great bands sell millions" quit acting like CNN and taking words out of context -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:19pm
Sucky bands do sell millions. Look at limp bizkit. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:21pm
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:22pm
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Whats wrong with you. You said:
By that theory: Sucky bands dont sell alot of records , LB sold alot of records, Thus, LB must not be sucky.
Besides that theory is flawed. The bands that sell that many albums are crappy, radio-whored bands that make music to be rich and are made by big companies trying to get rich. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:25pm
Ehh, what ever, i'm done you guys are way to close moinde and one tracked...  -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:26pm
You've got to be kidding me. -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:27pm
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Pot, this is Kettle, come in Kettle, can you read me?? -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:36pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 07 May 2005 at 10:35am
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I swear this kid is absent minded. .OLZ I LOVE TEH PRES WHOO EVRY1
HATES. LOL111111111. ONLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD BANDS SELL
1000000000000000000000000000000000000 RECORDS111. -------------
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 07 May 2005 at 10:44am
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