Kinnda gross.....but funny.
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Topic: Kinnda gross.....but funny.
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Subject: Kinnda gross.....but funny.
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:34pm
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So this kid got arrested at my school today. Why you ask? Becuase he was caught masturbating in class. I think he's getting suspended now. He wiped it on a piece of paper and thew it into a trash can. So they had to go through every trashcan at my school and try to find the piece of paper which he........wiped his stuff on. The whole school knows about it. This guy is in for some hard highschool years. ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:34pm
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Wait, during the lesson? Or was it in the bathroom?
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
 holy cow! what a horny mother...  ------------- 
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
 new meaning of "hard" high school------------- 
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Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
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He was in the middle of his Art class.
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Posted By: fatty
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
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thats terribly disgusting yet moderately hillarious
i would move away if i were him ------------- 
I don't know about you guys but this is how I want to live out the rest of my days. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:35pm
Shocker: ehhh... I can see how... 
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:38pm
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I wish I was fast enough to do it in one class.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:39pm
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Did this kid happen to have the handle 'Impulse' on a popular paintball internet forum? ------------- 
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:41pm
| I can see how this might be embarrassing, but why the suspension? |
Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:42pm
| Kid did that in our school too. But instead of a piece of paper, he did it in a paper cup, and left the cup sitting on the table and walked away. Got caught, a few people saw him doing it and told on him. Id hate to be those people... |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:43pm
Indecent Exposure. -------------
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Clark Kent wrote:Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:47pm
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Sure - I understand that we probably don't want guys jacking off during English class, but suspension seems a bit excessive. That interrupts his education, which is bad for everybody. Suspension should only be used in the extreme cases, and this is hardly that. |
Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:48pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:49pm
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My friend got suspended today. He was fighting some kid because he threw ranch dressing in his face.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:50pm
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Shocker sucks- I was tweaking by myself one night that's when i wrote this tune.........
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:51pm
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I only beat on people who are too scared to tell on me.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:54pm
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I accually think he just threw the piece of paper on the floor. After
school a janitor or a teacher picked it up and threw it away, and
that's how they didn't know which trash can it was in. A friend just told me that. -------------
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Posted By: shocker sucks
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:55pm
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"Fifteen years old plus one Hotter than a microwave oven Mary, baby, daddy is comin' home" |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:57pm
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Was he a weird kid? ------------- 
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Posted By: FireboM
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:58pm
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WTF? no seriously WTF?i may be wierd but art doesnt do it for me, were there hot chicks?
------------- "She's the one who keeps me all excited, she keeps me begging for more" Never Leave-Seether |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:01pm
Sometimes right now since i've left the pen, I feel like i'm right back there again.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:02pm
Yeah, there was this super hot chick he was......looking at while masturbating. She's so hot. -------------
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Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:05pm
| This thread is sick. It needs to be put out of its misery. |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:06pm
| He is hardcore. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:15pm
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After hearing this story, are you sure it was ranch dressing?? -------------
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:27pm
Think about it though, it's probably for his protection as well. He should be glad he doesn't have to register as a sex offender. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:29pm
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:29pm
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wow thats just disgusting he must have been crazy horny
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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:31pm
It actually looked like the "other stuff". I was there. |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:44pm
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imagine what it was like for the kid to explain why he got suspended to his parents ------------- 
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:45pm
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 5:48pm
| Thats nasty. |
Posted By: Penguin
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 6:03pm
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Back by popular demand |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 6:09pm
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Sucks, I mean really sucks.
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 6:13pm
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This wierd little kid did that at our school but during chorus.
He just whipped it out right there and started hammering away...
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: FireboM
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 6:26pm
I dont........i dont believe u. i need an introduction to her. btw what grade is this kid in? ------------- "She's the one who keeps me all excited, she keeps me begging for more" Never Leave-Seether |
Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 7:33pm
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for some reason i have trouble beliveing you...
**Strikes for language are cool....so I got one** ------------- 
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 7:34pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 7:54pm
An 8th grade kid did that here last year, when he got caught he told them that god told him to do it. His family is rediculously religious... like someone said "oh my god" once, and his sister freaked out saying "he's my god too!!!" and all that crud.... they also hate halloween. I'm glad they moved 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 7:55pm
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I love god, he is my savior. ------------- |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 8:52pm
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Why would you not believe me? The kid is a freshman. The girl he was looking at is a junior. -------------
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Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:05pm
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back in 8th grade, a kid took half a viagra to see what would happen and he jacked off in class to see if the viagra would wear off. He didn't whip it out, he cut a hole in his sweatpants. and He never got caught. -------------
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: _____
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 9:33pm
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 10:21pm
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lol that would be hilarious ------------- 
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 06 May 2005 at 10:22pm
Ahaha. -------------
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