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Topic: Stand up
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Subject: Stand up
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:48pm
I'm an American male, I like pornography, with women. But I do admit I've clicked on those thumbnails that are just to freaky to be real and you have to see.

I also enjoy the Food Channel, I like to watch UnWrapped with Marc Summers. On Friday nights I enjoy the TV show Third Watch, the last episode almost had me crying, I enjoy watching those Home make over shows like While you were out, I watched an hour of Home and Garden TV last night. I frequently watch the Travel Channel.

I spend way to much time on the internet, I listen to Fall out Boy (Well, only one song, Sorry Prodigy)

I really dispise Xanga's,I just don't know why. They just blow ass "-thE wOrds havE bEEn drainEd frOm this pEncil- swEEt wOrds that I want tO givE yOu- and I can*t slEEp- I nEEd tO tEll yOu - gOOdnight- whEn wE'rE tOgEthEr I fEEl pErfEct- " That may be why, seriously, put down the **edited**in shift key **edited** before someone gets hurt.

I'm rascist, with reason. I find it easier to not like blacks and mexicans who act all ghetto. I'm also a very horny boy, I like short skirts.

I can also give great massages, I can make my mom scream "Oh Yes" better than my dad can (Massage wise)


Lalalal, I'm also not afraid to break it down and dance at work.



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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:50pm
Xangas are dead, everyone is into "MySpace" now 

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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:50pm
Interesting.

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:51pm
Sounds great.

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Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:54pm
Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

I'm an American male, I like pornography, with women. But I do admit I've clicked on those thumbnails that are just to freaky to be real and you have to see.




Pornography? Just say porn.

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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:55pm


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:55pm
The Travel Channel has some pretty sweet stuff on there.

I too am racists, but with reason.  I do not show it, yet since my arrival in Georgia, I have been treated worse by African Americans as a whole, then Caucasians.  Mistreatment breeds resentment.


Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:55pm
What race are you Hysteria?

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:56pm
Impulse sucks.

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 10:58pm
Originally posted by impulse2 impulse2 wrote:

What race are you Hysteria?


White.

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Impulse sucks.





Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:04pm
hmmmm

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Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:08pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Impulse sucks.


You blow! Oh snap! Wait how old am I again.....

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:09pm
Originally posted by impulse2 impulse2 wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Impulse sucks.


You blow! Oh snap! Wait how old am I again.....

Not old enough to realize you suck.


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Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:10pm
Thanks Cedric. Is it time to change your tampon?

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:11pm
Originally posted by impulse2 impulse2 wrote:

Thanks Cedric. Is it time to change your tampon?

Your mother.


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Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:12pm


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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:12pm
Impulse, leave.  Ced, its not worth it

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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:13pm
<3's and huggles?


Posted By: boogeyman3
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by †Sniper† †Sniper† wrote:

<3's and huggles?
<dumb filter dodging kid>


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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by †Sniper† †Sniper† wrote:

<3's and huggles?


/me Sniper


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Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:15pm
Sorry me and Cedric will hijack till the end.

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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:18pm
Originally posted by boogeyman3 boogeyman3 wrote:

Originally posted by †Sniper† †Sniper† wrote:

<3's and huggles?
<you are stupid>  hate you.


Make that three times.


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:19pm
Originally posted by impulse2 impulse2 wrote:

Sorry me and Cedric will hijack till the end.


I think Darur was refering to the untimley ending of your accounts which has a high chance of happening if you guys keep it up.  Aren't you 14 Impulse?


Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:19pm
No sir.

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Posted By: boogeyman3
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:20pm
Originally posted by †Sniper† †Sniper† wrote:

Originally posted by boogeyman3 boogeyman3 wrote:

Originally posted by †Sniper† †Sniper† wrote:

<3's and huggles?
<you are stupid>  hate you.


Make that three times.
<more retarded filter dodging>


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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:21pm
impulse is a nice enough guy.


Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:24pm
Thanks sniper. So many compliments from everyone. Like Plenti and Cedric. Their my inspiration for coming back. So helpful and nice.

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Posted By: phantom87
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:25pm

Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Xangas are dead, everyone is into "MySpace" now 

Can I get into "Your Space"? 



Posted By: impulse2
Date Posted: 11 May 2005 at 11:26pm
^^^ We have a comedian. *does that drum thing*

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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 12:17am
So many tools.

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 12:21am

Originally posted by Ilovepaintball1 Ilovepaintball1 wrote:

So many tools.

MORE THAN A TOOL SHED!!!

 

 

 

 

OH BURN!!!



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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 7:34am
Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

Originally posted by Ilovepaintball1 Ilovepaintball1 wrote:

So many tools.

MORE THAN A TOOL SHED!!!

 

 

 

 

OH BURN!!!



PWNTzorz.


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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 7:56am
your mom has a tool! Get it, i'm using innuendo, instead of saying penis, I said tool, which could have more than one meaning, like either penis, or maybe a hammer, or possibly even a screwdriver. Get it?



Edit: But it actually reffers to her penis.




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Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 8:12am

^ lol that was awsome.



Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 11:12am
-edit- yeah cool.

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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 12:14pm
Umm, if you quote the offending action you will also be banned, edit it before you go down

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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 1:47pm
thanks for the heads up mbro(and stealth)

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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 2:00pm
Impulse, enjoy strike 3

Cedric, have fun with #2

Grow up and stop trolling.


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 2:01pm
Np Blue... Just looken out.

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 2:42pm
I have the same problem as you dave.


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 12 May 2005 at 3:02pm
Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

I listen to Fall out Boy
(Well, only one song, Sorry Prodigy)


But, but......
Can't we talk this through, Dave?

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