Egging Cars
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Topic: Egging Cars
Posted By: Sammy
Subject: Egging Cars
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:31pm
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Well we got a new suv the other day, and when I woke up this morning it had been egged. Thank God it was red, because if it had been black the paint would have been seriously screwed. Great way to start a morning, eh? If you ever feel the need to egg a car, please don't. It seriously screws up the paint and is a pain in the ass to remove it. It isn't cool. I'll post some pictures later. ------------- 
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:33pm
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Phhh. New SUV. Rich kid...
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:36pm
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We got one because we sold our house here in California and bought on in Florida. It is much cheaper there and we needed a bigger car. Please don't start. It hasn't been a good day. -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:36pm
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I was just kidding. I did take your post seriously. Does that mean you're moving to Florida?
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:37pm
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Yes, West Palm Beach. -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:41pm
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I used to live there. In Jupiter. It's a really nice area.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:44pm
SUVs... ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:45pm
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You probably deserved it.
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 1:48pm
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that blows man i heard a story about one chick
dumping a bucket of airplane paint remover on her ex-boyfriend's
car so it could have been worse
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:25pm
| This past week the "'05 boys" thought it would be cool to egg a bunch of people's cars in the Junior parking lot and bust out the back window of my friend's Del Sol. Luckily I did not get hit. Payback is a ... naughty word. |
Posted By: 98owner
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:38pm
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ive done that in my high school days
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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:41pm
| sux 4 u, y did they do it? |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:46pm
| That really sucks. Did you hose it down immediatly? |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:47pm
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That'll teach you to buy a massive off-road vehicle and only drive it on city streets.
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 2:57pm
They also egged the Honda accord down the street. And as soon as I saw it, I washed it but some of it wont come off the black part.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:11pm
| Still beats a broken windshield that insurance wont cover. Crappy deal either way |
Posted By: Ariakon_Eagle
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:11pm
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Thats why I have a garage. ------------- You call the Eagle, Eagle does the rest. |
Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:12pm
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let me guess. trailblazer? -------------  |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:37pm
Our garage is full of stuff because we are moving. Our other car is in there too. Nope, not a trailblazer. If I told you what it was, I'd get even more comments that I don't want. So lets leave it's identity unknown. -------------
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Ariakon_Eagle wrote:Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:40pm
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ok... just saying what kind of car it is isnt gunna make everyone flame you. bragging about it is what gets you in trouble. ------------- |
Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:40pm
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ohhh its an escalade ------------- |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:42pm
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Did you do anything to anger the kids?
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:45pm
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Nope, I haven't made anybody mad lately. I have a little fake security camera, I'm going to try and hook it up on the side of my house facing the street and put a sensor flood light on. Yeah, exteam. -------------
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 3:47pm
^ That will get'em.
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Posted By: Ariakon_Eagle
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 4:44pm
Yeah, forgot about the moving part. Im moving too and my garage is loaded...I also figured you didnt use it, for some reason out here in Jersey, people dont like to put their cars in their garage. ------------- You call the Eagle, Eagle does the rest. |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 4:51pm
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might i suggest a garage sale? ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 4:53pm
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You deserved it.
Here is a tip. Take a spark plug, you can find them all over the place at a gas station that has a shop attached to it. Find a spark plug, and crack off the porslin. Wet it with water or your spit. Or, you can take baking soda and boil it in water then let it cool. It turns the water into a jell like soup, kinda like KY jelly, take the bits and peices of the porslin and cover them in the goo. The result is a perfectly silent window breaking tool. It is probly someone you know. You are a bit of a snot nosed little kid here i can only imagine what you are like at school. Keep your ears open at school. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 4:53pm
You just did. Owned. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 4:54pm
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Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:35pm
Sell some stuff from your garage and get a paint job.  ------------- [IMG]http://www.word-detective.com/berry.gif"> |
Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:35pm
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Somebody did something to somebody.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:37pm
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Maybe driving a big car? Most people that drive big cars dont know how to drive them, they are inconsiderate to other drivers. And they end up killing someone. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:44pm
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DBibeau, you watch far too much CNN. It's not the fact that they're any worse drivers, it's the fact that they're average drivers, who are driving a monster car, where mistakes cost a lot more. So, instead of a 30 or 40 mile per hours minor crash between a pair of sedans, you end up with a totalled sedan(and sometimes driver) and a perfectly fine SUV.
Hysteria, that was the most useless post ever-you repeatedly steal my phrase, just to piss me off, and don't even use it well. That really sucks about your car man, I hope you can get it fixed sometime(read: repainted, meaning expensive). Personally, I think egging cars is boring. Spray paint is so much cooler... |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:47pm
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No i hate CNN. And i drive an SUV, last night i was almost in an accident but quick thinking and common sense saved the life of the offending driver. And i am sick and tired of seeing some ditsy soccar mom with 5 screaming bratty kids while the mom is eating a sandwich and talking on a cell phone while trying to drive her denali.
Vans too. I hate soccar moms in vans.. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:49pm
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So what are they suppose to drive if they have 5 kids? A short bus? Blame the mormons for all the SUV's. ------------- [IMG]http://www.word-detective.com/berry.gif"> |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:54pm
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Thats not the point. Kids are brats these days. Parents need to learn to just backhand kids when they are carrying on in the car. I think my dads left hand was actualy longer than his right hand from all those years of backhanding my and my brother. This kind of stuff is a problem in northern virginia.. Bad drivers. But the number one drivers that i hate having to put up with once a year. Are new jersey and new york drivers. They drive really fast and weave all around. South Carolina people on Hilton Head Island, they love to stop short, i guess cuz they are old. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 5:55pm
Great, good for you. Now stop saying things quite obviously contradictary. If you're saying common sense, which common people should have, saved you from an accident, then normal people wouldn't have a problem when getting in accidents, now would they? Although, yes, I agree that people driving a car while talking on a cellphone and eating piss me off-mostly because a large majority of the time they're middle-aged women who aren't paying enough attention to the road normally, because the know that since they're in an SUV, "they'll be safe". Also, I can't figure out how a short bus is safer than a car. The reason you hate New York/Jersey drivers is because we actually know how to drive efficiently. The rest of the country(except California) pisses us off because you act like everyone behind you has all the time in the world, and think that driving 10 MPH below the speed limit is normal, whereas really it's 10 MPH above that's normal. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:02pm
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Well what happened was. There were 3 lanes. Im in lane two, going about 30, i have a green light. Some stupid woman comes out of lane 3 to cut across 2 lanes off traffic to make a left turn. I was on top of her and would have killed her and her 2 kids. I down shifted, braked, let off the brake and turned all while leaning on my horn. Didnt skid, didnt tip. Kept all my tires in constant contact with the road.
People need to take truck driving classes. In evasive manuvers like that, you cannot brake going into a turn, braking into a turn your front tires are responsible for slowing you down and steering. The fact you are bigger and have a higher center of gravity are against you as well. I had to cut between 2 cars, 3 inches either way there would have been a nasty accident because some stupid idiot with a liscence decided to cut across to lanes of traffic. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:15pm
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Yeah, I spent the night at a friends, and someone ment to egg his
sisters car but got mine....And since the temperate was freezing, it
was stuck on my door for awhile. Thank God there was no paint
damage.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:20pm
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If you want paint damage. Use bologna on a hot day. Eats paint from what i hear. Eggs, they break and can get messy. If you want to have fun with an egg. Dont throw it. Hide it in the car. You will get a better reaction in a few weeks. Its great in the summer.
As far as pranks go. In the winter. Open a fire hydrant. Lots of them, if you get really expansive with it, you might delay school, who knows. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:40pm
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so i can't believe this has not been said... PWNT but on a serious note, sorry to hear bout that... ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:46pm
I love you. !!! -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:52pm
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I didnt see that post. I normaly go about 45 in a 35 and 60 in a 50. In new york, i was going 70 on 95. And cars were wizzin by me like i was standing still. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 6:58pm
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That sucks.
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 7:17pm
| At least it wasn't keyed. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 7:18pm
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You have a 95 mph limit? ------------- 
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Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 7:39pm
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he means I-95 ------------- |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 8:45pm
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70 on I-95 thats a joke, I live here in Fredericksburg almost northern Virginia and drive on I-95 almsot every day. To even think about keeping up with traffic you need to be going atleast 75mph, unless traffic is at a bog down which happens all the time. Heck sometimes 80 isnt fast enough. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 9:08pm
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Cars blow by me when I am doing 80 on 95 or 495. 93 is THE WORST HIGHWAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! From 6-10 am, and 3-7 pm every weekday the breakdown lane is open for travel. Do you know how much it sucks to get on a highway with people doing 60 in the breakdown lane? Not to mention the people that actually breakdown. Now my rant is done. That does suck man. People egging cars pisses me off......Why not just paintball them? It comes off with water.  ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Lemon
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 9:10pm
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I likes peaches ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 9:45pm
And take the chance of breaking a window/ denting the car? Plus eggs are cheaper and easier. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 9:50pm
That runs through Georgia! WOOHOOOOOOO!! GO GEORGIA!@$!@#%@ -------------
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Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 9:52pm
Breaking a car window = shooting hot -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 10:08pm
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Well a few other people around me got egged too, so I'm happy to know I wasn't singled out. And here in California, people driving really fast. Whenever we go out to palm springs we average a 100 I'd say. I've seen cars do upward of 140 though. -------------
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Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 10:20pm
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hell yeah ------------- |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 11:24pm
Hence the ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 May 2005 at 11:55pm
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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:05am
So did Sherman. |
Posted By: sk8r4life432
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:45am
common sense isnt nearly as common as you might think ------------- NOUS DE`FIOUS ODERINT DUM METUANT |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:46am
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You're just moving to Florida cause its cheaper?
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:50am
| Ever get that glass out of your drain, Sammy? |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:52am
Yeah!!! Your moving to Florida. One done too many to go. 
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 12:53am
Down? -------------
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 1:04am
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Sure...
Another one spotted... Start removal sequence. :P -------------
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 1:05am
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Still workin' on it? |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 2:19am
Yes, I got a shopvac and it worked wonders.
No. My mom got a job offer there and it is ALSO a lot cheaper. Our house there costs the same as ours here and it is twice the size and a few miles from the beach. Lastly, we wanted to try something new.. -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 23 May 2005 at 10:09am
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Florida is full of old people and WHALE. Have fun.
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