Funniest thing a teacher has done
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Topic: Funniest thing a teacher has done
Posted By: Bugg
Subject: Funniest thing a teacher has done
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:09pm
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What's the funniest thing one of your teachers has done, ON ACCIDENT, on purpose doesn't count...
Just the other day in 4th hour Algebra II, a kid was sleeping. My teacher woke him up and said "You know, me and your dad are like this *puts fingers together*" "I could have you sent to summer school *in sarcastic tone...*" Then while backing up, he ran into the overhead projector on one of the wings that flips up, but that isn't the funniest part When he hit it he just said "Ouch" in the most normal, monotone, voice ever. I'ms orry, you would have to be there to laugh as hard as the class and I did. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.  ------------- 
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:15pm
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Well my English teacher completely missed her chair trying to sit down in 3rd period one time, it was great.
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:15pm
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Yeah, my english teacher called some kid a chicken head... He thought it was like calling him an air head, but like a chicken brain thing, that was hilarious.
Some kid had to explain what it meant to him. Then another time the same teacher didnt know what "Taking one for the team" was, so someone explained that. Hilarity insued. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:17pm
| My spanish teacher, was pulling down tthe white screen, and it broke and nailed his arm. |
Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:22pm
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My spanish teacher ripped a fart and tried to pin it on someone else.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:23pm
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My spanish teacher, she's pretty fat, and she tries to sing and dance all the time during class to make things more interesting. And, my Architecure teacher saying he has never done drugs before. And, my History teacher saying he has been to 30 Phish concerts, but he still says, "Drugs are bad." ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:24pm
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The art teacher was fired for smoking marijuana.
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:26pm
| my english teacher took a note off a kid and put it down her shirt and said want it back now? |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:27pm
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lester98c wrote:Posted By: abramscommander
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:28pm
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my teacher fell off her desk when she sat down
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Posted By: XGhostX
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:47pm
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my old teacher's name was Mr. Schupenis, I cracked up when he wrote it on the board the first day of school. I thought he was just joking around... He claimed it was french and there is a lawn mark over the e but no one believed him. ------------- http://www.teamareola.com/Maps/saddam_pwned.gif - MyLink Quietly observing the Forumn since May of 2003 |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:50pm
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One of the REALLY weird kids at my school who wears tight pants came in
to drop some stuff off for my soc. studies teacher and someone said
"oh, those are <insert girl's name>'s pants" and the teacher
asked "oh, why does he and <insert name of boy in our class> wear
those pants, its so weird. Oh, by the way, where is he, is he
absent?" Boy : "I'm right here . . ." ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 8:50pm
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I'm sorry, this was on purpose but hilarious. Some kid who thinks he's funny and "badass" said to my English teacher.. "Hey Ms. Rose, I had sex with 3 people this weekend, what'd you do--" "And then you woke up?" Everyone did the "OHHH BURNT SERVED" ------------- 
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 10:00pm
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LMAO BLand -------------
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Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 10:06pm
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Hmm i had one Female teacher whos NAME in Maltese (My background language) meant BIG TITS lol. Oh had one teacher in college remove a studet from the class by picking him up CHAIR and all, because the student would not stop farting LOL. Not all the teacher but had a student accidently light the croch of his coveralls on fire in welding class and the teacher CALMLY informed the student his **edited**s on fire LOL. Kinda my fault but played a floor hocky game against the teachers. I was being nice (im a BIG GUY so i stayed away from checking any body) but one teacher kept putting me into the wall CONSTANTLY. So i ended up checking him once. He went flying through and broke the jym storage doors (OOOPPPPSSSS). Since then i was called freight train in his class.  Well in mehcanics school lots of OPPSYS happen. ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 10:37pm
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not really shes like 55 but acused of being a ploayboy bunny when she was younger |
Posted By: Ariakon_Eagle
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 10:47pm
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Teacher called my a "wingnut". I couldnt help but laugh. ------------- You call the Eagle, Eagle does the rest. |
Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:00pm
Im guessing youre from Newtown, Ct. ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:02pm
What are the odds. |
Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:05pm
Im sure very slim, i mean, how many more teachers around the world are named shoepenis? -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:11pm
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ummm...my science teacher knocked over a 100 ml beaker half full of 18
molar sulfuric acid. He didnt konw where all of it was, so when he took
a step to go get the basic solution to neautralize it, his shoes
started smoking. It was funny in a wierd way.
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Posted By: Alienbow13
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:12pm
By any chance do u go to United Township? ------------- One step I leave an imprint, Two steps is commitment |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:25pm
Nope. -------------
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Posted By: paintballman_13
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:35pm
| We had one teacher who threatened to send us back to elementary school in middle school. |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:55pm
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a few days ago in shop a buddy of mine acted like he was going to grab the teachers chest (male teacher but all the guys in the class hit on him jokingly) anyway the teacher thought he was gunna get groped and swung a 12" cressant wrench at the kid...it was wicked funny (kid moved fast enough not to get hit) ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 28 May 2005 at 11:58pm
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It's a vague memory, but in Grade 7 we were talking about a book... I think one of the books about the underground railway, and so she explained what a hoe was. she said some things along the lines of "People used to use them all the time" and things that could easily be manipulated... She didn't know what a "Ho" is. ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: soonerdude05
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 12:58am
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Once in math class one of my friends yelled "look a distraction!" and
the teacher turned around and looked and was like "where I dont see
anything?" It was funny I guess you had to have been there. ------------- 
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:12am
An Art Teacher??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO? ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:28am
I'm sorry, wait, your class needed an explination of what a hoe was? ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:35am
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Lst week we where talkng about color frequincy and a kid in my class asked a question "whats the differance between white and black" and my teacher says one gets paid more....... it was hilarious. Heis of trinidad and tobago decent so know one cared abouth the racialness of it. But it was jsut so off guard because who would expect a pysics teacher to say that. ------------- 95 base neon 3.0 cai, knifedged crankshaft 60 mill throttle body,14 crane cam crane springs/retainers eagle rods port matched/ polished intake p&p head shaved .015 phantom grip diff dohc exuast |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:38am
Yeah. No suprise there. -------------
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:42am
Our english teacher does I think. I was on a hike thingy and we saw her at the beach with 3 others, the guys all had really long hair and beards and one of them was wearing an old tye dye shirt. When we saw them in the morning they were all cheerful and stuff, when we saw them later that afternoon my teacher was laying down and all out of it and the others were all dazed and out of it. She tried to play it out in class as her "relaxing", funny stuff. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:44am
Haha. -------------
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 2:15am
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My biology teacher said "I don't have a pee-wee". He was refering to a picture of a bird but it was still very funny because he's like this old deaf guy with a comb over. -------------  |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 2:47am
| In college I was enrolled in a history class. One day, the professor came in and taught the same class that he had taught during the last class. Identicle to the same class, the professor taught the the same word, as the last class he taught that Tuesday before. The very next week, we had a new professor and it was said that the professor before was taken to a mental institute. It was odd, but funny at the same time that the breakdown the professor had included teaching an IDENTICLE lesson to our class. When I say the same lesson, I mean the notes, the words, everything said, was the exact same. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 2:52am
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^same thing happen except it was a test ------------- 
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 2:55am
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I knew a teacher who threw a desk at a wall. I talked to his son today.
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 2:59am
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We have desk chairs and my teacher is sittin on the bar that connects desk and chair and was talkin to me about how he tried listenin to 50 cent (dudes like 68) and said he doesn't like the lyrics and then the bar breaks and he grabs a student to keep from falling and puts him on the floor, so I said OWNED and laughed till I cried... ------------- 
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 9:36am
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Our welding teacher used to smoke, he always went outside to do it of course, so one day we took a oxy set out there and filled the cigarete garbage thingie with acetelyne (it's heavier than air, so it settles)...we all watched through the window...sure enough, he tosses his cig in the can...poof...sounded like a potato gun...he was shaking really bad when he came in...I've never seen him smoke again...hmmm...maybe this isnt too funny, just cruel...oops
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Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 10:29am
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I was in an acting class and we were doing exercises on not censoring your mind. So the goal was to say the first thing that came to your mind.
So we got into the exercise and there was this guy and girl on stage and the guy asked the girl: "Are You a girl?" And the resulting went something like this: "Well yes, yes I am." "How do I know?" "because you do" "How" "Damnit you know alright!" At this point our teacher cut in and went Jordan thank you for not filtering your swear word but you forgot something. "Class she could have said something like this FOR GODS SAKE CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE BOOBIES!!!! |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 11:34am
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My 7th grade teacher told the class about his trip to Amsterdam. No one at the time understood why it was so fun, but now we do...
When that guy went on leave (his wife had a baby), he was replaced by a very large man named Mr. Banes. Mr. Banes was not only a jerk; he was a jerk that loved to eat. He had "Donut Day" written on his calendar, and brought doughnuts in for his classes on that day. He also had industrial sized boxes of plastic silverware in his desk, and had something to eat almost every day. He always repeated the same thing about punishments to his class: "First time you screw up, it's a warning... Second time, it's a detention; third time, suspension...." (said in a really irritating tone). So, mocking him, students changed it to: "First time you screw up, you owe me a twinky.... Second time, it's two twinkies; Third time, I'll eat you" (said in an exaggeratedly irritating tone). So yeah... Everyone still remembers that guy from making fun of him. I also know of a couple of teachers in my district who smoke reefer. 
My English teacher in 9th grade had a nervous breakdown. A couple of weeks before this happened, she left the room 5 days in a row. Every time she left the room, the fire alarm went off. No one ever proved it was her, but we obviously have good reason to believe it. People also said she had whiskey in her tea, but I don't know about that. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mitchthesniper
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 11:45am
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our gym teacher was demonstrating how to hit a golf ball. he then hit it and took out his own windsheild of his hummer ------------- I shall not flag or fail. I shall go on to the end. I shall defend my island whatever the cost may be. I shall fight in the hills and in the streets. I shall never surrender. |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 11:51am
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How on Earth can a teacher afford to drive a Hummer? -------------
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Posted By: Mitchthesniper
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 11:53am
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he has an inheritance from his father who was rich ------------- I shall not flag or fail. I shall go on to the end. I shall defend my island whatever the cost may be. I shall fight in the hills and in the streets. I shall never surrender. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 12:21pm
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A teacher's assistant accidentally flashed me once when I was in the fifth or sixth grade. We loading onto the bus to return back from a field trip and she decided to that she was warm and needed to take off her sweater. Underneath she had a thin button up shirt that came up while she was taking off her sweater. The actual funny part was that when she couldnt get the sweater off because she was getting stuck in the shirt, she nearly flashed me a second time not realising what the problem was.
The teacher's assistant was a kid in my class' mom, so you can imagine that he never heard the end of it. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 12:40pm
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said orgasmic oranges instead of organic oranges same teacher said orgasm instead of organism
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:25pm
when i was in class i was waiting for my teacher to do that. sure enough it did ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:28pm
I didn't need to know, I knew already. We were in grade 7, and we all live in town, I doubt most of the kids had ever even seen a hoe, that they could know what it was. Even if we did all know, she would have explained anyways. Plus, if you havn't noticed this, the general public is really stupid. ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 1:35pm
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My German teacher had giant pit stains one day, that was pretty funny. Another day while in German, a kid wanted to call another kid a (child that was made before his parents were married). He asked out loud (to himself and the class really), "How do you say (the word) in German?" And our teacher told him how to! Hiliarious. Another time my english teacher ate chalk, and she also turned the shocker on her knee (for pain relief) up so much that she jumped around the class screaming "OW, OW" until she was able to turn it down again. Those are just a few. ------------- 
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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 5:25pm
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My tech teacher caught these kids playing poker in jis class so he took
the deck of cards and nailed them to the table with a nail gun. A
little while later they were playing again, this time with a different
deck. He caught them and took the deck of cards away, again. This time
he walked over to the saw and cut the cards in half. The kid almost
cried, we did to but for a different reason. I know it was on purpose but it was just so funny. |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 5:30pm
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That's pretty funny.
My tech teacher last year was scary as crap...and we no longer have tech classes in our high school. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 29 May 2005 at 6:12pm
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My bakery teacher was walking and fell over. He is 74 so we run over
and see if he's alright. As he gets up he farts. It was great. My English teacher freshamn and sophomore year would blow an airhorn to wake people up. Same English teahcer made some girl cry. There was this new teacher who I guess was hot. The teacher walked by and the girl was like "I love him so much. He is so hot". The teacher walked by again and my English teacher called him in. He told him what she said and she started crying and ran out of the room. We laughed for like 10 minutes. Cooking teacher was drinking and driving a box truck when me and some kids were doing some after school catering with him. We were in the back. I have more but I can't think. ------------- Que pasa? 
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