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Topic: Solution to lifes’ mysteries.
Posted By: Hysteria
Subject: Solution to lifes’ mysteries.
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:15pm
Well, this is a concept I thought up, long ago, but I finally drew it in summer school the other day.  Now, there has always been this debate weither Ninjas or Pirates are better, and each side has a decent arguement.  I found the solution to this question.

The Pirate:



The Ninja:



The Solution:



Thats right; the Ninjirate.  Half Ninja, half Pirate, all bad ass.



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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
he needs a bird

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
I disagree


Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:17pm



hmmmm....


how about we call it...

The Pinja!


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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:17pm
It's beautiful.

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:19pm
Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:




hmmmm....


how about we call it...

The Pinja!


i like pinja more


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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:19pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

I disagree


Care to explain why, Ninja_chewp?


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:20pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:




hmmmm....


how about we call it...

The Pinja!


i like pinja more


Well, it's my creation, and I choose Ninjirate.


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:20pm
Ninjas would not sully themselves by taking on the garb of pirate scum.

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Posted By: _Ninja_
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:21pm
Sigh....

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:22pm
Originally posted by Frozen Balls Frozen Balls wrote:

Ninjas would not sully themselves by taking on the garb of pirate scum.


But you have it all wrong mister.  These are not Ninji-converts.  These are a whole new race.  This is why they pwn so hard.

Originally posted by borntopaint borntopaint wrote:

It's beautiful.


You are too.


Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:23pm
Cool.

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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:24pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

he needs a bird


I agree

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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:25pm
Pirates won't give up their hooks to ninjas, unless it's on the end of a grapple(which is not a fruit).


Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:26pm

You probably just gave some low-budget film maker a really good idea...you'd better hurry up and copyright it before it becomes a Chuck Norris flick



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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:28pm
i hope we dont have another forum war coming up

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:32pm
Arghhh!   Man the cannons you Scurvey dogs!




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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:34pm
well, i would take pandas side, but he said he didnt like me this morning

/don's ninja suit, and pics up sword


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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:35pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

well, i would take pandas side, but he said he didnt like me this morning

/don's ninja suit, and pics up sword


I never said I didn't like you.

Now man your cannon, before I have ye swimmin wit dee fishees.


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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:39pm
wow, glad i came back to check up before i donned all my stuff and actually grabbed my sword for a photo op.

consider my cannon armed

did pirates ever carry axes? cause my little brother has one and i know i have an eye patch around here sumwhere


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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:41pm
<<<<<pulls out his dusty katana and wet stone.............

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:46pm
allies in high places we have panda

http://www.wral.com/news/4335535/detail.html - http://www.wral.com/news/4335535/detail.html
http://rdu.news14.com/content/school_news/?ArID=67407&SecID=136 - http://rdu.news14.com/content/school_news/?ArID=67407&Se cID=136

i followed this story for a while, since it is a local college


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:55pm
Ninja's will never allie themselves with gutless pirates...



We invite you to bring you're war.


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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:58pm
Hmmm... well i'm a freelancer so HA

ninjas think they're sneaky, well can they fit inside a whole the size of a sticky-pad? NO

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:00pm
YARGH!




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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:01pm
but they can be smashed wit my shoe........

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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:35pm

http://www.imageshack.us"> http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2168/chrisfarleybeverlyhillsninja1.jpg -

It's on...



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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:39pm
aye.. we got the cap'n on our side...



and the other one, with his uber crunch berries.




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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:44pm


Bring it.


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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:46pm

http://www.imageshack.us">

Take that pirates!!!!



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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:55pm





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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:00am
GUYS, GUYS, I'm trying to tell you; Ninjirates are where it's at!


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:01am

Maybe if you spent less time thinking about stuff like this you wouldnt be in summer school.



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Posted By: TimeSplitter
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:20am
well i think its a good idead to put the 2 of them together but you should at like some jedi star wars crap. that makes every thing better, or at least more funny

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shut up i know I cant spell!


Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:28am
Dudes ur all wrong Samourai woul destroy pirates, ninjas, and ninjitas 

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:41am
Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Maybe if you spent less time thinking about stuff like this you wouldnt be in summer school.



Which is why I went to the Psychotherapist(sp...?) yesterday concerning ADD.


Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 1:11am
From now on I'm wearing pirate gear when I play... I have a big velvet hat with gold stuff on top and a red thang....

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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:20am

...this is going to suck...

Forum war anyone?



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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:24am
pirates and ninjas are no match for the samourai

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:43am

You have to spell Samurai correctly first...

EDIT- Post 700

omegapirateofdoom0034my.jpg

Pirates rule!!!!!!1!1one!!!!11shift+1!!



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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:45am
hmmmmmm.......... samurai....hmmmm..........conitchiwa.........i didnt spell that right either did i

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:47am
I doubt it... but I'm not gonna look for it...

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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:49am
hah i claim victory

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:51am
Pirates still rule....

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:53am
Originally posted by Sentinelz Sentinelz wrote:

You have to spell Samurai correctly first...


Welcome to the club of forumers that have posted their picture. Once it is on here, it never comes back, until you least expect it.

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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:54am

what kind of pirates 

theres buckaneer type pirates the vikins were pirayes and theres preasant day pirates



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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:58am
Can you spell anything right, and thanks Hades... I think...

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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:00am
hay easy i failed preschool ididnt ler tu spll

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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:01am
and ur cat scares me.......................or bunny or whatever

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:10am

Uhh,

 



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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:12am
that is the most random thing i have ever seen

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:15am
That's what I'm good for...

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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:17am
i like it

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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:16am
You know. Ebaums pictures like that are so unoriginal, that your coolness drops by 10 every time you post one thinking its funny. We have seen them all thanks..

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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:27am
I didn' mean them to be funny but I didn't wanna waste something good, well because mother says not too...

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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:53am
Nijna's unite.

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 8:20am
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Originally posted by Sentinelz Sentinelz wrote:

You have to spell Samurai correctly first...


Welcome to the club of forumers that have posted their picture. Once it is on here, it never comes back, until you least expect it.


he's not kidding, you'll regret that someday

and I thought you said you were black


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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 11:34am
Ninja? What up ninja?!?!

[/Leprechaun 2 reference]


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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 11:58am

Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:



he's not kidding, you'll regret that someday

and I thought you said you were black

Looked black to me...



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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:09pm
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:11pm

Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

You know. Ebaums pictures like that are so unoriginal, that your coolness drops by 10 every time you post one thinking its funny. We have seen them all thanks..

I generally agree, but I always thought that the pancake bunny was the exception.  Sometimes the pancake bunny is just in order, and until somebody comes up with a better picture, I support use of the Embaums pancake bunny.

 



Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:42pm
Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

You know. Ebaums pictures like that are so unoriginal, that your coolness drops by 10 every time you post one thinking its funny. We have seen them all thanks..

I generally agree, but I always thought that the pancake bunny was the exception.  Sometimes the pancake bunny is just in order, and until somebody comes up with a better picture, I support use of the Embaums pancake bunny.

 



This is true. The pancake bunny is perfect.


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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:20pm
Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

...this is going to suck...

Forum war anyone?



Forum war, hah.

It was enjoyable for those of us who were just having fun. Nobody worth noticing even took it seriously. Duh.


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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:05pm
Don't get me wrong, I've always been on the side of the ninja... until I experienced an epiphany of sorts.

BEHOLD:



Sumo sits on Ninja and eats the pirate... therefore

Sumo > Ninja > Pirate


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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:07pm
i think funky's on to something here


Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:08pm

i support sumo

 

as long as they dont try to eat me



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