Solution to lifes mysteries.
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Topic: Solution to lifes mysteries.
Posted By: Hysteria
Subject: Solution to lifes mysteries.
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:15pm
Well, this is a concept I thought up, long ago, but I finally drew it
in summer school the other day. Now, there has always been this
debate weither Ninjas or Pirates are better, and each side has a decent
arguement. I found the solution to this question.
The Pirate:

The Ninja:

The Solution:

Thats right; the Ninjirate. Half Ninja, half Pirate, all bad ass.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
he needs a bird
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:16pm
Order now and you will get a free blender!
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:17pm

hmmmm....
how about we call it...
The Pinja!
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:17pm
It's beautiful.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:19pm
Panda Man wrote:
hmmmm....
how about we call it...
The Pinja!
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i like pinja more
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:19pm
choopie911 wrote:
I disagree |
Care to explain why, Ninja_chewp?
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:20pm
usafpilot07 wrote:
Panda Man wrote:
hmmmm....
how about we call it...
The Pinja!
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i like pinja more
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Well, it's my creation, and I choose Ninjirate. 
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:20pm
Ninjas would not sully themselves by taking on the garb of pirate scum.
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Posted By: _Ninja_
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:21pm
Sigh....
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:22pm
Frozen Balls wrote:
Ninjas would not sully themselves by taking on the garb of pirate scum.
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But you have it all wrong mister. These are not
Ninji-converts. These are a whole new race. This is why
they pwn so hard.
borntopaint wrote:
It's beautiful.
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You are too. 
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:23pm
Cool.
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:24pm
usafpilot07 wrote:
he needs a bird
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I agree
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:25pm
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Pirates won't give up their hooks to ninjas, unless it's on the end of a grapple(which is not a fruit).
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:26pm
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You probably just gave some low-budget film maker a really good idea...you'd better hurry up and copyright it before it becomes a Chuck Norris flick
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:28pm
i hope we dont have another forum war coming up
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:32pm
Arghhh! Man the cannons you Scurvey dogs!

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:34pm
well, i would take pandas side, but he said he didnt like me this morning
/don's ninja suit, and pics up sword
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:35pm
usafpilot07 wrote:
well, i would take pandas side, but he said he didnt like me this morning
/don's ninja suit, and pics up sword
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I never said I didn't like you.
Now man your cannon, before I have ye swimmin wit dee fishees.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:39pm
wow, glad i came back to check up before i donned all my stuff and actually grabbed my sword for a photo op.
consider my cannon armed
did pirates ever carry axes? cause my little brother has one and i know i have an eye patch around here sumwhere
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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:41pm
<<<<<pulls out his dusty katana and wet stone.............
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:46pm
allies in high places we have panda
http://www.wral.com/news/4335535/detail.html - http://www.wral.com/news/4335535/detail.html
http://rdu.news14.com/content/school_news/?ArID=67407&SecID=136 - http://rdu.news14.com/content/school_news/?ArID=67407&Se cID=136
i followed this story for a while, since it is a local college
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:55pm
Ninja's will never allie themselves with gutless pirates...
We invite you to bring you're war.
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 10:58pm
Hmmm... well i'm a freelancer so HA
ninjas think they're sneaky, well can they fit inside a whole the size of a sticky-pad? NO
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:00pm
Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:01pm
but they can be smashed wit my shoe........
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:35pm
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http://www.imageshack.us"> http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2168/chrisfarleybeverlyhillsninja1.jpg -
It's on...
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:39pm
aye.. we got the cap'n on our side...

and the other one, with his uber crunch berries.

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:44pm

Bring it.
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:46pm
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http://www.imageshack.us">
Take that pirates!!!!
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 June 2005 at 11:55pm

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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:00am
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GUYS, GUYS, I'm trying to tell you; Ninjirates are where it's at!
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:01am
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Maybe if you spent less time thinking about stuff like this you wouldnt be in summer school.
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Posted By: TimeSplitter
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:20am
well i think its a good idead to put the 2 of them together but you should at like some jedi star wars crap. that makes every thing better, or at least more funny
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:28am
Dudes ur all wrong Samourai woul destroy pirates, ninjas, and ninjitas
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:41am
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
Maybe if you spent less time thinking about stuff like this you wouldnt be in summer school. |
Which is why I went to the Psychotherapist(sp...?) yesterday concerning ADD.
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 1:11am
From now on I'm wearing pirate gear when I play... I have a big velvet hat with gold stuff on top and a red thang....
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:20am
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...this is going to suck...
Forum war anyone? 
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:24am
pirates and ninjas are no match for the samourai
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:43am
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You have to spell Samurai correctly first...
EDIT- Post 700

Pirates rule!!!!!!1!1one!!!!11shift+1!!
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:45am
hmmmmmm.......... samurai....hmmmm..........conitchiwa.........i didnt spell that right either did i
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:47am
I doubt it... but I'm not gonna look for it...
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:49am
hah i claim victory
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:51am
Pirates still rule....
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:53am
Sentinelz wrote:
You have to spell Samurai correctly first... |
Welcome to the club of forumers that have posted their picture. Once it is on here, it never comes back, until you least expect it.
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:54am
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what kind of pirates
theres buckaneer type pirates the vikins were pirayes and theres preasant day pirates
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:58am
Can you spell anything right, and thanks Hades... I think...
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:00am
hay easy i failed preschool ididnt ler tu spll
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:01am
and ur cat scares me.......................or bunny or whatever
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:10am
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Uhh,
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:12am
that is the most random thing i have ever seen
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:15am
That's what I'm good for...
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 3:17am
i like it
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:16am
You know. Ebaums pictures like that are so unoriginal, that your
coolness drops by 10 every time you post one thinking its funny. We
have seen them all thanks..
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:27am
I didn' mean them to be funny but I didn't wanna waste something good, well because mother says not too...
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 7:53am
Nijna's unite.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 8:20am
Hades wrote:
Sentinelz wrote:
You have to spell Samurai correctly first... |
Welcome to the club of forumers that have posted their picture.
Once it is on here, it never comes back, until you least expect it.  |
he's not kidding, you'll regret that someday
and I thought you said you were black
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 11:34am
Ninja? What up ninja?!?!
[/Leprechaun 2 reference]
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 11:58am
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usafpilot07 wrote:
he's not kidding, you'll regret that someday
and I thought you said you were black
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Looked black to me...
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:09pm
[/endlamejoke]
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:11pm
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Apu wrote:
You know. Ebaums pictures like that are so unoriginal, that your coolness drops by 10 every time you post one thinking its funny. We have seen them all thanks.. |
I generally agree, but I always thought that the pancake bunny was the exception. Sometimes the pancake bunny is just in order, and until somebody comes up with a better picture, I support use of the Embaums pancake bunny.
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 12:42pm
Clark Kent wrote:
Apu wrote:
You know. Ebaums pictures like that
are so unoriginal, that your coolness drops by 10 every time you post
one thinking its funny. We have seen them all thanks.. |
I generally agree, but I always thought that the pancake bunny was
the exception. Sometimes the pancake bunny is just in order, and
until somebody comes up with a better picture, I support use of the
Embaums pancake bunny.
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This is true. The pancake bunny is perfect.
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 2:20pm
rockerdoode wrote:
...this is going to suck...
Forum war anyone?  |
Forum war, hah.
It was enjoyable for those of us who were just having fun. Nobody worth noticing even took it seriously. Duh.
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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:05pm
Don't get me wrong, I've always been on the side of the ninja... until I experienced an epiphany of sorts.
BEHOLD:

Sumo sits on Ninja and eats the pirate... therefore
Sumo > Ninja > Pirate
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:07pm
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i think funky's on to something here
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Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 08 June 2005 at 4:08pm
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i support sumo
as long as they dont try to eat me
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